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Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

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Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

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Today, TV dramas can be said to be one of the "hardest hit areas" in China's entertainment industry.

The production level is uneven, bad dramas emerge endlessly, and all kinds of bloody, thunderous and brainless plots have poisoned generations of Chinese people.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

If this happens in idol dramas and comedies, it is enough to make the audience happy.

It also extends the hand of evil to the field of formal dramas, even anti-war dramas.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

As a result, there are many phenomena that break through the lower limit in the anti-Japanese war drama, such as no scientific basis, myths distorting history, and spoofing character events.

This not only consumes the feelings of the audience, but also disrespects the martyrs.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Filming is not a child's play, and the theme of the good War of Resistance was destroyed by the directors and screenwriters, are you okay?

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"New Bright Sword Thunder Warrior"

It is not difficult to see from the name of this drama that if you want to use the light of "Bright Sword" to ascend to the top, the result is obviously Dong Shi Xiaoying.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

It is not so much a historical drama as a Republican idol drama, or the kind that rots out of the sky.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The plot is brainless, the intention is suspended, and the acting skills are lacking, and it has been online for 9 days, and the audience has unified one-star "praise" and was scolded to the whole network to remove it.

No wonder anyone ended up in this situation, one word: "Yes!" ”

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The protagonist "Wang Yunshan" in "Thunder Warrior" is imitated by "Li Yunlong" in "Bright Sword".

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

To be reasonable, although the actor Zhang Yunlong who plays Wang Yunshan is not as grounded as teacher Li Youbin, he has affinity.

But with a nose and eyes, at least quite heroic, how can you perform a greasy smell?

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

A good play that was welcomed by the people, but he fired wink at the girl in the pile.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

and another protagonist, Guo Xunkui, who is also an "old enemy", plays "selling corruption" and rubbing the edges.

The war is so passionate, so disgusting that goosebumps fall to the ground, and embarrassed that he picks out a big villa with his toes every minute.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Without a rogue temperament, it was hard to act, and it became a four-like one.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Looking at Guo Xunkui again, no matter when and where, he will always have a shiny back and a neat and straight uniform.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

With coffee in his hand and cigars in his mouth, the flames of war were flying overhead, and he was like a noble man from God's perspective.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Finally decided to attack and put it on again, there was a lot of war around him, and he walked unhurriedly.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The face is never dirty, the hairstyle is not messed up, and it is said that it is better not to take a needle and a thread from the masses, but live in a luxuriously decorated large villa.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Not to mention the war generals, I thought that which brother came to experience life, a liar.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The female characters in the play are not at all inferior, saying that they are nurse cadets in the Whampoa Military Academy and deal with the wounded on the battlefield all day.

But one by one, they wore beautiful makeup, dresses that accentuated a thin waist, and clean and shiny little white shoes.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Is this to save lives? It's to compare beauty.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In addition to the fact that the main character image is completely unrealistic, the director's control of small details is even more questionable.

This is a war movie, there is no yellow sand flying in the sky and traces of war, even if it is "clean" and "exquisite" revealed at every moment of the play.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The scene of the war is not well filmed, so let the soldiers stage "wet temptation" is not forgotten.

The average 8-pack abs of male actors is a nosebleed, but at that time, it was difficult for everyone to even eat enough, so they should not have time to fit.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Can make the major official media can't help but complain, "Thunder Warrior" is a little skillful.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"Let's Fight the Devil"

There is such a drama, it is no longer enough to describe it with "thunder". The plot is not rigorous and can be forgiven, but it can't be made up.

After watching "Fight Devils Together", you will understand what it is called that the three views are broken to pieces.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Don't talk about the whole drama, but some "out of the loop" clips can be described as "very yellow and violent".

Among them, Liu Xiang's ex-wife Ge Tian's "silver sister" visited the old friend "Stick" who was imprisoned by the Japanese army.

It's impossible to look at directly.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

After the two met, they first had a period of "silk" that they didn't see.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Ignoring the naked surveillance of the Japanese soldiers in the audience, Yinhua let the stick touch her chest, and her hands did not honestly touch the crotch of the stick's pants.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The hands and feet did not stop, and the mouths were still entangled with each other for a long time without letting go.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

At the same time, the lines are quite unbearable.

"Soft", "Let you touch me", "That place belongs to you alone", "Cool again".
Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

What kind of parting of life and death, heroic righteousness, is obviously a naked hint, no bottom line, vulgar and unbearable.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

More thunder was still behind, the stick was groping in the crotch of the silver flower pants, and a grenade hidden in advance was unexpectedly felt.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In the end, the two understood, smiled with complicated expressions, detonated a grenade and went to destruction with the Japanese army.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The audience was stunned and had mixed tastes in their hearts. It's just such a drama, who is you next!

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"Railway Guerrilla"

There are many talented people in the anti-Japanese drama, even in the classic anti-Japanese drama 2005 version of "Railway Guerrilla".

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

To be precise, the plot of this drama is quite normal, that is, the protagonist and the protagonist's "weapon", too powerful.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Especially the clip of chasing trains by bicycle, infinite mythology of the male protagonist and the bicycle, this ordinary prop.

Without acceleration, you can directly take off in place, and you can also transform into a golden bell hooded iron cloth shirt, so that the bullet can change its own course.

Harry Potter drooled with envy when he saw it.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The other scene is even more exaggerated, the male protagonist rides a bicycle to avoid the bullets of the pursuers, and even defeats the Japanese mechanized army.

In short, with the male protagonist's bicycle, you can go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire and do anything, let alone fight, it is no problem to fly in place.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In the era when special effects were not yet mature, the effect was even cooler than today's large-scale special effects pictures, and the walls were not convinced by the director.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"The Legend of Plainclothes Troops Behind Enemy Lines"

Bire, the directors of the major anti-Japanese war dramas have not convinced anyone.

Weapons have been seen by the audience a lot, pistols, cannons, grenades, even if hidden in the crotch of the trousers, they are weakly exploded.

Have you ever seen a bun thunder, a cucumber thunder, a carrot thunder? "The Legend of Plainclothes Troops Behind Enemy Lines" takes everyone to see what a legend is.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Only in the first episode, "Invention Ghost" Marlowe was the first to appear.

With the name of "Demolition King", he unhurriedly took out several white fat buns from his pocket and distributed them to each chief.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

said that the bun is the "grenade" he designed, which is infinitely powerful, but it is best to take a bite before frying to avoid waste.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

I saw that he demonstrated, ate a mouthful, and then threw it towards the clearing, and the bun was like a thunder on the ground at the moment it touched the ground, and it really exploded...

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In order to show how successful the grenade he made, Marlowe made a slow motion with his left hand and right hand, biting and throwing one.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Not only buns, but all the vegetables and fruits that can be eaten in the play have been made into grenades by him, and the effect is one by one.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

There was even urine triggering thunder, and the audience in front of the TV was stunned, is this the ancestor's anti-war black technology?

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

There are also throwing knife hands at the tournament, spinning and jumping, and kung fu with their eyes closed.

Three throwing knives shot the scarecrow's brain, chest, and abdomen with lightning speed.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Three lanes of plum blossoms, four big empty, five horses divided into corpses, throwing throwing knives in a gorgeous posture without losing accuracy, Li Xunhuan has to shout big brother.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas
Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The director is addicted to filming, but you can't turn a blind eye to physics, war is not a game, it's not so easy.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"Four Beauties: Sable Cicada vs. Zombies"

I have to say that the anti-Japanese war complex in Chinese bones is very deep, even if it travels through thousands of years, he will not forget to resist Japan.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Just looking at the name of this film makes people frown, and the plot allows the audience to experience what it means to be "scorched by thunder".

How big is the screenwriter's brain? In order to combine zombie films with anti-Japanese films.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The heroine Sable Cicada traveled from the Three Kingdoms period to the Anti-Japanese War period in order to resurrect Lü Bu.

At this time, the Japanese army was conducting biochemical experiments on Chinese territory, developing a virus that could turn people into zombies, killing many people.

Moreover, the Japanese zombies also dug up Lü Bu's bones.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

As soon as the mink cicada heard that it was like possessed by Wonder Woman, she started fighting without saying a word, and joined forces with a Japanese female spy to resist Japan.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

More thunderous beginnings, and the mink cicada who crosses over can understand the Japanese spoken by the female spy.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

It can also kill all sides with just one Heavenly Drawing Halberd.

In the play, Japanese zombies have no characteristics of not being able to die at all, and the mink cicada dies one at a time, and the Japanese army is defeated one by one.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The Japanese commander was even more funny, and without waiting for the mink cicada to make a move, he chose to close himself.

A group of mutated Japanese troops were solved by dividing two by three by five.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In the end, the mink cicada resurrected Lü Bu with blood, and the two did not continue to fight, eloped and lived a happy life.

There is nothing wrong with saying that it is thunder than "thunder hidden in the crotch", and I don't know what is the significance of such a war drama being filmed, isn't this a waste of film?

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"Anti-Japanese Heroes"

To say that "Anti-Japanese Heroes" is the grand finale of the anti-war drama, no one should object.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

In this drama with thunder rolling, the most eye-catching thing is "Tearing Devils by Hand".

In the thrilling fight, the "Iron Head", one of the strange heroes, was not afraid to face the menacing devil.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The hand-torn ghost is as easy as tearing the "cabbage" by hand, and the wound cut surface is still so smooth.

Give the audience a feeling of killing enemies and playing, so easy that you can kill a large ticket without much effort.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The other hero is even more godly, let's call him "Hawkeye". Light work, Dapeng spreading his wings is his signature move.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

As soon as the action came out, the clouds rode through the fog, went up and down the sky, and flew off the wall.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

After aiming at the enemy, a dive, the eyes instantly turn into hawkeyes, menacing, people want to laugh when they see it, what kind of science fiction is this?

The eagle's claws are as sharp as a knife, passing through the enemy's torso and removing the enemy's head, as if at the snap of a finger.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

There is also a strange incarnation of "Iron Man", whose body knife cannot see blood, and bullets cannot penetrate.

Even with a single shot, the Japanese samurai's knife shattered in half like tofu.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

The heroine Song Wujiao has all the skills, has a strong internal strength, not to mention, a killing technique "bone palm".

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Before the hand touched the devil, the blood of the other party was straight out, and one person knocked down dozens of strong Japanese soldiers, which was not a problem at all.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Some netizens commented:

"The plot of the ancient dragon drama, the divine skill of Jin Yong's drama, and Zhang Jizhong's technique created "Anti-Japanese Heroes"."
Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

"Anti-Japanese Heroes" is simply positioned as a "martial arts film", or an anti-Japanese science fiction drama.

I really don't know if this is playing a trick on the devil, or a trick on the audience?

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

epilogue

Although TV series and movies are all entertainment products, the people who shoot them have no intention, but the people who watch them are invisibly affected.

Just as the old drama bone Chen Daoming said, the real war of resistance is not a family affair, and victory is won by countless people fighting with their lives.

Hidden thunder in the crotch, tearing devils with bare hands, buns turning into bombs, 6 quite thunderous anti-war dramas

Even if the hard years of the War of Resistance have passed, the hard years of the War of Resistance cannot be forgotten.

Respect history, prohibit the consumption of revolutionary martyrs, the issue of principle can not be joked, but also resist the war drama a clear environment.

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