Wei Xiaobao, played by Huang Xiaoming. Image image stills
Liu Yuan, columnist and media personality, author of the rogue trilogy such as "Lost Dogs Also Have Nostalgia".
One day I listened to gossip news on the radio, and the protagonist of this news recently became an inspirational brother in the hearts of the people of Changsha, and more than a dozen girlfriends went to the hospital to visit at the same time after the car accident. The radio said that this buddy's bubble technology is quite unique, he usually says to women, I can't do it, impotence for many years, and then women suddenly feel sympathetic. Of course, sympathy at the moment is not equal to love, so he went on to say that thanks to impotence, I was able to immerse myself in how to get rich and earn a lot of money. The women fell in love with him.
In this era of carnal desire, it is not easy to fall in love with a man with a disability. This love continues to sublimate: this brother quickly got one woman after another into bed, and often the overlord was the bow, and Changsha Li Lianying instantly became Changsha Wei Xiaobao. The ex-impotence patient explains it this way: I couldn't have done it, but you made me crazy too much, so the time to witness a miracle has come...
This inspirational story is literally tearful. Imagine the sunset over a long river, blue blood and yellow sand, and a sick eunuch riding a listless skinny donkey wandering. Suddenly, the dust and smoke rolled in, and the strong enemy entered, and the sick cat eunuch turned into Zhao Zilong with a horizontal knife, oh no, Zhao Yun's weapon was a gun. Zhao Zilong slowly smeared lubricant on the tip of the gun and sighed: I love peace, but you have to force me to pull out the gun, well, the time to see blood has come."
For many years, the person who can cut off many people of the opposite sex has always been a great hero in my mind. Changsha brothers have 4 girlfriends in a certain community, sometimes he says to his girlfriend, "I go outside to smoke a cigarette", as soon as he goes out, he goes to comfort another girlfriend, which is convenient. However, I guess that his comfort is at most the heart, where else can you go if you don't walk the heart, dozens of evil roads, all walked again and long ago spit white foam.
Recently, there is a Shandong peasant woman who is also a leader, she usually dresses as a pure girl on QQ, cheats a large group of men with different screen names, and later when the farmers are busy, she shouts on the Internet, and all these strong laborers are invited to the home to help do farm work, and finally wear a gang. However, this peasant woman finally has the crops in her heart, and she is also a good farmer in China. If she is as worried about the world as the Hunan people, she is afraid that something is not good - she will say to the male netizens: The war in Burma is tight, it is better to let our love withstand the test of war, the most romantic thing I can think of is to sit on the hill with you while watching them fight cannons and eat bananas. Then, with a mighty group of men across the borders, they were sold as mercenaries.
As long as we want to fight chicken blood, we can find countless pots of chicken blood in life. I just saw a video online where the 48-year-old Miura has scored again, and every time he scores, he is breaking the record of an elderly player. Japan is a long-lived country, and the elderly often burst out extraordinary energy, such as Kato Hawkey's fingers and Miura Chiryo's toe fingers, which have not become dull with the passage of time.
But the awkwardness of life is that the examples we learn and worship are too easy to collapse, or even just illusions. Needless to say on television, many well-known officials were still on the podium yesterday and in the trial bench today. However, the computer also believes that 3 Chinese citizens were arrested in Japan recently, all for the crime of secretly photographing the bottom of the skirt, lifting the skirt, touching the buttocks and the like, their mentality, I guess one is that there are no acquaintances here, as long as Meng Lang; the second is to read countless films, see the island country film in the woman who is not polite will only tearfully writhe, shallow singing and whispering, thinking that in reality is the same, never expected that they will call the police. A film hurts people, A film harms people.
Any story has an inspirational side and an uninspired side. For example, "Journey to the West", of course, is very inspirational, but there are also depressing places, such as the Eight Precepts of the Pig, which is vegetarian and walks 108,000 miles, but it is still unable to lose weight. As fat people, we are confused. For example, Sun Wukong, who is alive and well, is good at stick skills, and the stick can be large or small at any time, long or short, but along the way, no female goblin has ever looked at him. The goblins all went to Goku's leader Tang Monk, and it can be seen that you have a good stick, it is better to have a good yarn. The human world is so snobbish, the monster is no exception. As civilians, we are sad.
Recently read a most inspirational story, said that the shepherd baby shouted the wolf to eat the sheep, the adults rushed to see, the next day the sheep baby called again, the adults came or did not see, the third day, the sheep herding baby shouted as usual, no one answered, the shepherd baby happily took out charcoal, bamboo sticks, cumin ... If you never forget, there will be an echo; if there is no echo, there will be the smell of flesh.
This article is selected from The Column of Liu Yuan, No. 846 of Nandu Weekly. The new issue is fully available.