Today I am not here to preside, I am standing on the stage to express my anger to Song Fangjin.
Everyone else can stand on the roof of a Tesla car to defend their rights, so why can't I stand on the stage of Gulou West to defend my rights? I want to state first, anger to anger, I and Song Fangjin will not divorce, let alone make a statement.
Half a year ago, Song Fangjin told me that he wanted to make a special session for me, called Tan Fei and his friends. But after I came to take a look, this special session is called Song Fangjin and his friends, I thought, aren't you bullying people? So I hesitated for a long time before the opening, and finally made a decision against my ancestors, and I did not go. I want to express my strong condemnation of Song Fangjin and his friends, including me, with anger.
Song Fangjin, you have offended me, this is not the first time That Song Fangjin has offended me. I did the math, it should be the 967th time. I was basically the provider of raw materials for his talk show, and every time the goods came to see me, they came to serve the goods, and my position in his heart was equivalent to that of an African elephant, and as long as I had a little bit of talent, I could be recorded in the book by Song Fangjin, and then compiled into paragraphs.
In fact, we often offend each other, but we are not angry at all, it is impossible. Shi Hang was angry. Didn't you hear that harsh sound just now? It was sent by Shi Hang from afar.
Although I can't fight Song Fangjin, after all, I am his leader. Because he is a member of our "Four Tastes poison uncle". When he offended me, I often thought that Song Fangjin was from the BBC, and what he said could not be taken seriously.
And isn't the essence of comedy offensive? It's fun to be offensive. Aren't stand-up comedies, crosstalk, sketches, and duos all offensive? First of all, we have to look at a talk show with a ridiculous and relaxed mentality, and the show that blurts out is called a talk show.
Yang Kasa and Fan Zhiyi, are they wrong? Wrong. They are wrong to underestimate the minds of the remnants of pseudo-maleists and pseudo-men's basketball advocates. Therefore, everyone should understand the difficulty of comedy in China, those who can be on TV are not funny, and those who are funny cannot be on TV. For example, Wang Feng can be on TV, he is not funny at all, but Wang Feng wants to tour, which is very funny. Wang Feng a tour, someone to apologize, Wang Feng a tour, someone to divorce, Wang Feng a tour, Evergrande won the championship.
People with low emotional intelligence who want to watch and eat melon will say, I want to eat melon, people with high emotional intelligence want to watch and eat melon, he will say that I want to see Wang Feng on the headlines, of course, he has never been on, just like me, if you are hostile to me, you want to slander me, frame me, let my image be destroyed, people with low emotional intelligence will directly scold on the Internet, saying Tan Fei you nonsense, I want to send you blades, people with high emotional intelligence will be very polite to give me advice. Teacher Tan, you are very skilled, you can play the Chinese men's football team, what if I want to resign? I said that doesn't work? I'm not professional, I'm not professional in playing football,
People with high emotional intelligence will say, it doesn't matter, the Chinese men's football team has nothing to do with professionalism, this is still a kind of comedic offense, and different people's attitudes towards offense are definitely different.
Every time Song Fangjin was with me, he used all kinds of words to offend me, I never mind, I liked Song Fangjin's language style, and I didn't resent him for taking a small notebook and making up a paragraph to offend me. Because from his choreography of my paragraphs, I can find his talent, although not aggressive, insulting is quite strong, this is the charm of comedy. I like the way Song Fangjin offends others, and if you carefully review his way and language style, it has always been this set of logic. Definitely an AI compound inner-volume talent, like Wang Hailin, the way he offends others is to paralyze his face, skim his mouth, and finally shake his hair.
And their fans also have their own characteristics, Song Fangjin's fans admire his language art, and Wang Hailin's fans come to scold him. Therefore, Song Fangjin's fans are fans, and Wang Hailin's fans are mainly true fans of others. As we all know, Xiao Zhan's status has recently declined, so Wang Hailin's powder has also fallen badly.
I actually want to tell a little secret here today, that is, when our "Four Tastes of Poison Uncle" was established, the standard for accepting joiners was that the higher the degree of offense that anyone who could accept the higher the degree of offense, the greater the chance of joining "Uncle Poison". If you can't, then you can only join the "film and television monologue", and there is no attention to a wave.
You know why Li Xingwen didn't come today, it's because he's afraid of offending. In the matter of offending, we are going farther and farther, more and more liberating of ourselves, far away, people who dare not be offended, can accept offense, in order to sit together to sublimate, the realm of mutual offense. Like all of you here today, I hope you applaud yourself. We are a group of people who dare to accept offense and dare to offend others, who can be offended and who deserve to be offended. Thank you.
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