Don't Be Fooled (Short Story)

After Xiao Yi graduated from college, he was admitted to a township civil servant, and after serving as a civil servant for less than two years, he saw in the newspaper that the county's previous department was recruiting deputy section chiefs for the whole city, so he signed up for the exam. Although the competition is fierce, Xiao Yi was actually admitted.

On the day of reporting, the township leader told Xiao Yi that it was a good department.

Xiao Yi has not been in politics for a long time, and it is in the township, and it is not clear how the newly gone department is, but Xiao Yi's excitement cannot be expressed when he can jump from a small cadre in a township to a deputy section chief of the county department.

Shortly after going to work, Xiao Yi accompanied the deputy of the department to investigate. Just arrived at the research unit, there were several small cars greeting, several leaders shook hands with the deputy with great enthusiasm and greeted Xiao Yi, and some people complimented Xiao Yi and said that it is rare and rare, and if you become a section chief at a young age, you will definitely have a bright future in the future.

Then there's the research. It was nothing more than listening to the report and looking at the field, and then the deputy post made important instructions, and after the people were polite, let Xiao Yi also say two words.

But the deputy post has already said it very comprehensively, what else can Xiao Yi say? Moreover, since the deputy posts have given important instructions, it is also a little inappropriate for Xiao Yi to speak again. But people are still polite, and even the deputy post encourages and says, Xiao Yi, you can say a few words, it is also a exercise.

Fortunately, before coming down to investigate, Xiao Yi did his homework, knowing that the peanut oil industry here is small and famous, he said, just now everyone said very comprehensively, I really have nothing to say, but I heard that the peanuts here are very distinctive, pure color, pure taste, and rich nutrition, it can be said that it is a real pure natural green food, I think this industry will be very marketable. Xiao Yi also said that our family eats the oil you produce every day, which is really good.

In fact, Xiao Yi is just a casual talk, and Xiao Yi is single, eating in the canteen every day, and does not know what this flower looks like.

Before leaving, the leader put several tanks of oil into the butt of Xiao Yi's car, and the deputy staff calmly criticized Xiao Yi for speaking indiscriminately.

Xiao Yi was very strange: I didn't talk nonsense!

The deputy said, I haven't said it randomly, you said how good people's peanut oil is, and said that the family eats it every day, isn't this nonsense?

Xiao Yi thought about it, and he didn't dare to squeak with a red face.

When I went to a research unit again, I still listened to the report and looked at the field, still the deputy post made important instructions, and still people politely asked Xiao Yi to say a few words. This time, Xiao Yi learned to be smart, resolutely refused to say, and the leader did not encourage Xiao Yi anymore.

Lunch is served in the canteen of this unit, and the dishes are very rich, including braised wild duck, which is extremely delicious. Xiao Yi stuffed several pieces of wild duck into his mouth in a row, saying that the taste was very good while eating, and did not notice that the deputy's face was cloudy and cloudy, and he did not notice that the unit leader called the director of the office to the side and privately explained something.

Anyway, before leaving, the chief of staff put several wild ducks alive in the butt of Xiao Yi's car.

The deputy shook hands with the township leader and said goodbye to the car, and did not look at Xiao Yi when he got on the car, only said one sentence, and there was something delicious that could not block your mouth. Xiao Yiqing knew that the leader was criticizing him, and he lowered his head and did not dare to argue.

The style of the deputy post is very down-to-earth, there is no rest at noon, and he rushes to one place after another to investigate. Still listening to the report and watching the deputy post on the ground make instructions, the whole process of Xiao Yi is basically silent. During the meal, Xiao Yi also only cared about eating vegetables with his head down and listening to people drinking and chatting.

Men chatting, especially drinking and chatting, are naturally inseparable from women, even leaders are no exception. Xiao Yi originally liked to talk, and was also interested in the topic of women, so he wanted to interject, thought about it and held back.

Xiao Yi's expression of wanting to talk and stopping was looked at by the deputy, so he asked, Xiao Yi, what do you want to say? Xiao Yi whispered, no.... No..... I don't dare say anything more.

The deputy staff smiled and said whatever he wanted, don't be too nervous. Others also said, yes, yes, just chatting, how is it nonsense.

In this way, Xiao Yi said, they all say that you have beautiful women here, but this table is full of men, and there is no beautiful woman!

As soon as the words were finished, the table was silent. A little later, everyone laughed, but the laughter was a little awkward.

After dinner, Xiao Yi rushed to the county seat with his deputy post, and although he did not criticize Xiao Yi along the way, he did not speak, and Xiao Yi naturally did not dare to say a word.

This night, I stayed at the best hotel, took a shower, and then watched TV in my room.

While watching, the leader of the unit that was investigating in the afternoon came, asked Xiao Yi to sing, and said that the leaders had already gone first.

Xiao Yi followed the township leader to the song hall in the hotel, pushed the door to see, there were several beautiful women in the box, and the deputy was holding the thin waist of a young woman, pulling the duck male voice to sing the husband and wife to return home. When he saw Xiao Yi come in, the deputy said with great interest, Xiao Yi, come quickly, come quickly...

Author: Three Stones