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Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Last weekend, the Champions League final officially began. UEFA has learned from last year's Champions League final and called on Manchester City fans to arrive at the stadium at 11am to avoid chaos that could affect the game.

The game is known to kick off at 8 p.m. and fans need to be present at 11 a.m. Entering the stadium 9 hours in advance and waiting for the start of the game, did UEFA prepare a lunch box lunch in the stadium, and wait for the fans to arrive and start selling?

Fortunately, the final game started on time. De Bruyne's injury in the first half made Manchester City fans break out in a cold sweat, but Inter sent Romelu Lukaku in the second half, and Lukaku's arrival also changed the final trend of the game.

Ten minutes after Romelu Lukaku came on, City took the lead thanks to Rodri's goal. Subsequently, in the attack, Lukaku also bravely blocked the header of his teammate...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Isn't this scene a little familiar? I remember the last game of the Champions League group stage in 2020-21, Lukaku also blocked the header of his teammates in the game, trying to keep the opponent's goal intact, resulting in Inter being out of the bottom of the group...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

In the name of the "King of Pestles", Lukaku is completely solid.

In the end, Manchester City beat Inter 1-0 to win the first Champions League title in the club's history. From now on, Manchester City will also have a Champions League!

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

But there is a long way to go, and there are still many to catch up~ Although only one was taken, it is better than nothing~

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Arsenal: You...%¥@&*

The same are local tyrants, and now Greater Paris can no longer be on an equal footing with Manchester City.

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Manchester City's striker Alvarez, at the age of 23, has won 10 trophies including the World Cup, Champions League, Premier League, Copa Libertadores, etc., while 30-year-old Kane...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Kane: Hey, Florentino? Do you buy me or not?

With Inter's defeat in the Champions League final, the three Serie A teams lost all three teams in the UEFA Europa League final, Europa League final and Champions League final this season, winning the "Sanya King"...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

This is not over, in the early morning of this Monday, in the final of the World Youth Championship, the Italian U20 boys lost to Uruguay U20 0-1 and won the runner-up of the World Youth Championship...

Well, it really deserves to be the "Asia" Pingning Peninsula.

At the end of the season, it's time for transfer news to take over. Messi has just announced his joining Internacional Miami, and Mbappe can't sit still, announcing that he will not renew his contract with Grand Paris, but at the same time guarantees that he will stay in the team next season. You know, Mbappe just signed a 2+1 contract with Paris last summer, and if he doesn't renew his contract, Mbappe will be free at the end of next season! This is not yet dug, if Mbappe continues to play for Greater Paris next season, he can still get a loyalty bonus of 50 million euros! After taking the loyalty bonus, pat your ass and leave, you can still get a signing fee when you get to the new owner, think about it!

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Grand Paris: Do you really take me for wrong?

Eyes turn to Argentina and China. This time the Argentine national team visited, the organizer's security work can be said to be too in place, first the arrival day of the hotel with a white cloth to cover, and then it was reported that even the three floors of the Argentina team were all covered, outsiders want to see the Argentina team is simply more difficult than climbing to the sky.

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

In addition, in terms of the arrangement of the competition, the organizer has also been complained about many times. The first point is the hanger in the locker room, although this hanger is indeed prepared with the Argentine team, but it is not so shabby, right?

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

In addition, it is to spit on trophies, which are simply ugly out of the sky.

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Also, How come Messi only has 4 fingers? And one was eaten kickbacks?

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Fortunately, there was no award ceremony after the competition, and maybe the organizers didn't have time to customize a new trophy...

Just before Argentina and Australia began, the Chinese men's Asian Games team had just finished their match against the South Korean Asian Games team, and naturally lost unsurprisingly, 1-3. South Korea scored three goals in nine minutes in the second half, which is a black nine minutes. Although we also scored one, this goal cannot be looked at closely, because the more you look closely, the more embarrassing it is...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

This goal should be a tribute to Kaoru Mikasa's cross against Spain in the World Cup...

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Finally, let's pay attention to NBA news. Recently, Pelicans star Zion has been in trouble. He first announced earlier this month that his girlfriend was pregnant and that he was going to be a father. Immediately afterwards, someone dug up that his girlfriend was actually a stripper, and she was 6 years older than Zion, which was not a good stubble. This made Zion very faceless.

You think that's the end of it? Just after Zion announced the good news, another adult actress jumped out and denounced Zion as a scumbag, just a week before the official announcement of becoming a father, he was still fooling around with himself...

Well, you might as well take a look at the two heroines of Zion's incident (you can pay attention to tomorrow's fire for details), it can only be said that Zion's taste is indeed unique enough. In this regard, the editor can only respect + blessing.

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Lace news put aside. Let's focus on the finals. Game 5 of this Tuesday's Grand Finals. The Nuggets beat the Heat at home and won 4-1 on aggregate to win the NBA championship for the first time in team history. This is also the third time that owner Kroenke's team has won the championship trophy in two years, the first two were the Los Angeles Rams won the NFL (football) Super Bowl, the Colorado Avalanche won the NHL (ice hockey) Stanley Cup...

Arsenal: Why are you all looking at me? Don't hurry up and give me money to buy Rice!

Don't spit or be happy|Nuggets win the championship, you all see what my Arsenal does!

Well, this issue's no-spit is here, let's see you in the next issue!

Text|fat cat

Editor|Fat Cat

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