The Little Mermaid is not as bad as you think

"The Little Mermaid" is not as bad as everyone thinks.

Just by imagining, you really can't really appreciate how bad it really is.

In this issue, I will share with you the feeling after tasting the defense.

Mermaid princess?

I was alone in the cinema, and I changed positions several times without permission to "enjoy" the movie from different angles.

Empty

When I saw the interface where no one bought tickets, I thought I came early, and after watching the movie, I realized that I was actually late, and the people who wanted to see this movie had already watched it all a few days ago.

No one cares

At first, I didn't expect it to be a 3D movie, and I almost went to see it without taking my glasses. Seriously, it's better not to take it.

What exactly is this movie 3D going to make me watch? Is it to let me see the mermaid's bulging mouth?

Watch your mouth and don't pay attention to other places

Wearing glasses, except for making the already dark picture darker, there is no additional viewing experience.

About the "beautiful" mermaid

Let's talk about the problem of mermaids that everyone likes to see, after all, people who watch this movie are going to "mermaids", but they may remove the word "beauty", and everyone is still friends.

The actress who played the mermaid princess Ariel took it out alone, I have no opinion, in some ways it is not very ugly.

Mermaid actress

I don't have an opinion on skin color, and half a cat even prefers some dark-skinned actresses, such as Ramsey in the "Fast and Furious" series, which is also the right skin color, which is amazing. People have had famous scenes in the water, and if you let her act, isn't it fragrant than now?

Isn't it fragrant to let her play a mermaid?

But the casting of "The Little Mermaid" is really uncomfortable, is the director deliberately wanting the audience to eat, or does the director himself eat and feels good and wants to recommend it to everyone?

Ariel's setting is the most beloved daughter of Neptune Chuandun, but I really can't see why Aquaman must pamper Ariel, who is least like himself, among the 7 daughters.

Seven daughters

The king's daughter should logically be regarded as a princess, but Ariel in the movie looks like a maid.

Like a maid

Whenever the prince and the mermaid are in the same window, there is a phrase circling in my mind: "It is not easy to be an actor now".

When the prince saw the mermaid for the first time and knew that the other party could not speak or sing, he immediately turned around and left, and his reaction was almost the same as mine.

"I'm glad it's not you."

Of course, the plot will continue to create a "chance encounter" between the two.

When I saw the mermaid for the second time, the reaction on the prince's face was the same as mine.

"Me, why are you again"

Male and female protagonists

Maybe they got used to spitting and spitting, and the two began to go on a romantic date in a small boat.

In fact, the atmosphere creation at that time was indeed quite romantic, but looking at the two people on the boat, I always felt that the prince was tired of the beauty of the princesses, and wanted to steal with the maids of different races, change their tastes, and play a shot and leave.

The two almost kissed on the boat, but I was even relieved when they fell into the water after being stopped by the electric eel.

When the prince was seduced by the witch and empathized with the princess, in the animated version, the prince behaved like a scumbag, but in the live-action version, he saw the taste of "the prodigal son turning back".

In the setting of the plot, as long as the prince kisses the mermaid, he can break the curse of the mermaid. At the climax of the movie, the two hugged each other, both were already mouth-to-mouth, but they still didn't kiss successfully. This has to make people wonder, could it be that he really can't kiss his mouth?

The male protagonist scratched his head

In the movie, there is also a big butler who adds fuel and vinegar, and he tries his best to bring the prince and the mermaid together, and his intentions are so obvious that I once thought that he was an evil element who wanted to rebel.

But when I finally found out that his purpose was only that, I actually thought that he was even more evil.

About "real" people movies

The film claims to be a "live-action movie"

It is indeed "claimed" and "true" is a handful.

In order to reflect that mermaids are not a "barbaric" race like humans, so mermaids, especially female mermaids, have "clothes" on their bodies, and the styles are different, there are suspenders, chest touching, and deep V.

However, the key point comes, they are not clothes, but born on mermaids, hey, you can't imagine it.

This is much more "advanced" than the mermaid in the corset in the anime. We are not as savage as humans. The breasts of our female mermaids are born with various patterns to cover them.

Can you imagine the smug look on the stylist of the film at this moment?

In order to make up the plot of the male protagonist saving the dog in the fire, he delayed his escape and fell into the sea and was abducted by the mermaid. Let a large ship, in the storm, be burned into a major fire scene by a knocked over lamp. Comrade director, should you try to test it with a lighter and light a cigarette outdoors in a stormy situation?

A lamp you burn for me like this?

Is it difficult to say that the ship usually touches the oil, or is the sky and the bottom is oil, there are such serious safety risks, dare to go to sea casually, how much is the experience? No wonder the prince has tossed 6 ships, but the prince is tough and survives every time. I speculate that the prince's so-called "going to sea" is no more than the distance that can be reached by swimming with his bare hands in a day, so as soon as the ship sinks, he can return to the base in a day's work.

In addition, the sea king who rules the seven seas was electrocuted to death by two electric eels, I didn't expect it, even his daughter ate a set of electric eels skills, nothing happened, but the sea king suddenly blackened the interface, is it not that this sea king has long not wanted to live.

Then he was also resurrected, and the handling was so sloppy that I felt that he should be purely like the resurrection in Glory of Kings, and had nothing to do with the plot. Copy the original, it will not be so careless.

Aquaman

I put up with all this, but to make a movie related to "water", you can't find a director who has a misunderstanding of "water" to make it.

All underwater scenes are like adding a filter called "underwater", as long as the water is over, physics, there is no existence.

Long hair full of hair, no matter how you swim in the water, will never cover the face of a mermaid. Is this a bad problem learned from "King of the Long Sky" flying without glasses?

Or mermaids flipping through human books underwater with relish? I was really laughed at by you. Is it possible that in the same universe as "The Wandering Earth", did it obtain waterproof technology early?

Although there are many hard injuries, there are in the animated version, but since the live-action version was made, please be worthy of the word "real". I really can't shoot, I can go to the next door "Avatar" to copy the homework.

In addition to the shortcomings, the rest of the film is advantages.

The Z rule of the movie is correct, the female protagonist is the correct skin color, the mother of the white male protagonist is also the correct skin color, and of course the logic is also correct, because the male protagonist is an adopted child.

Mother and child

Movies also don't have the common problem of superhero movies now - the villain is too weak. The villain in "The Little Mermaid" is really much stronger than the heroine, except for the short appearance time, the heroine is better, and in other aspects, the heroine does not have any chance of winning.

The villain's appearance

Villain princess

For more advantages, I will not expand because I have not yet learned the method of two-dimensional expansion (proton).

Finally, a reminder, although it is an animated adaptation of the movie, there are actually thriller elements, occasionally it will scare you so much, the witch becomes larger in the decisive battle, the sense of oppression is also very strong, if there is a "giant phobia" or "deep sea phobia" friends, there will definitely be a different experience.

About the movie "The Little Mermaid", let's say so much, it should not be updated. Unless you insist on making unreasonable demands, we will see you next time, bye.

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