Author/Dududu
Editor/Yan Ruyi
After singing the lonely brave, after reading "Come on the Way", after watching Ye Lori, this primary school student has a new job——
Coils.
The right hand Tian Zi Gerry wrote pinyin crookedly, and the left hand skillfully circled the beads.
The original exclusive of old guns has now become the new favorite of elementary school students.
Some netizens sighed:
"In this world today, the elderly go to college, middle-aged people watch cartoons, college students worship Buddha and pray to God, and the primary school students only have coils."
Enjoying the hobbies of retirees in elementary school is not a 50-year detour?
Pan skewers, suitable for the entertainment of Chinese baby physique
Young people don't understand why older people love fishing, and adults can't understand why elementary school students love skewers.
Even star Lu Yi, seeing his daughter's hands skillfully coiled on skewers, couldn't help but ask the favorite sentence of Chinese parents:
"Are all elementary school students like this now? Can we still study well? ”
I don't know if I can study well, anyway, the current elementary school is already the world of hand strings.
All it takes is the teacher's call: "How are the coils coiled?" ”
Immediately, small hands stretched out from all directions, shocking you, a middle-aged person who does not understand elementary school students.
Elementary school students are coiled, and the class plate is also plated.
On the way to class, when listening to lectures, and even when writing homework, as long as one of the upper limbs is idle, you have to use the top of the skewers.
Twisting one by one is the most classic plate method, focusing on an indisputable one.
Behind this kind of hand, rubbing silently, it looks like an old craftsman.
The elementary school has become a chess stall, and it feels like he has a birdcage in his hand, and the next second he will bend over and ask two questions, "Have you eaten inside?"
However, to have fun, it is necessary to have this new method of winding the hand string into a large and a small "back" character, rubbing it back and forth, and making a clicking sound.
A stack of two around three rubbing, the hand string makes a crisp sound of "clicking", which is called "finger wrapping".
If the coiled string is the common destination of mankind, wouldn't the sooner the better?
In this way, when someone at the age of 20 has just started to get started, you have already been the head of the cross-world for 10 years;
Others only know that the skewer is good at the age of 50, and you are already a big guy who has been strung for 40 years.
A reporter has done an interview, in a school in Qingdao, from the sixth grade to the second grade, half of the children in each class have joined this "junior old movement".
In the face of the reporter's interview, the boys disdained: only girls in our class will plate, they all feel good-looking, very advanced, in short, there is a very high-level, showing off wealth feeling.
Sure enough, girls are a little precocious! After all, it is generally a ten-year-old girl and a thirty or forty-year-old boy.
Elementary school students go from class to class, and inside school to the street.
Although upon closer inspection, this color seems a little wrong, but it is not in vain for this class of elementary school students, full of their own unique views on Kushina.
Some netizens pinched Bai Yu's hand string for several years on the bus, and met a child who was also pinching the string.
Between the electric light and flint, the two confirmed that their eyes were the right person, so the elementary school student immediately sat down next to him.
But after glancing at her hand string, he quickly raised his chin and gave out a high opinion reservedly:
"No run from me."
〓 Source: Little Red Book: I'm hungry
Netizens saw it, surprised and puzzled.
Surprised because such a young child has already coiled and knows whether to run or not; I don't understand because he clearly has plastic, where does it come from...
However, he did not understand that half of the elementary school students are now blingbling plastic.
An orange software search for "elementary school student coils", the first toy with monthly sales of more than 50,000 yuan, worth less than 7 pieces.
Adult coiled skewers pay attention to a killing time, tempering the mind, and painstakingly pursuing day after day to let the grease seep into the surface, oxidize and color, moisturize the pulp, slow work out of fine work, and see the master's skill;
Literary play for elementary school students: What is literary play? I just know how to play.
Although there are "sober" people who sigh that they are playing fakes after all, there are parents who feel sorry that their babies are playing too cheaply, and exchange them for real guys -
However, the happiness of elementary school students does not have to be measured in money at all.
What can you buy for 7 bucks? You can buy the happiness of youth and ignorance.
As long as the color is good-looking, "moist", and can be played in the hand, it is enough to make Zixuan, Zixuan, and Zixuan next door cry with envy.
This class of elementary school students, already need to "decompress"?
Some people, at the age of childbearing, choose raw coconut lattes;
Some, at the age of literacy, chose rosary strings...
Some netizens have begun to think in other directions: Could it be that the earliest batch of coiled skewers has begun to be reincarnated?
When I was writing this article, I happened to find Tong Tong, a 13-year-old "cross-friend".
Her coiled string is already an "old story" in elementary school, initially because of the influence of short videos - a woman repeatedly played with a string of crystal clear beads in the palm of her hand, and she was moved to watch it.
Tong Tong's accentuated accent emphasized: "Young, young, female, and scholar." ”
I don't want to remind her, you know, in fact, the bracelet was played by people of your father's generation before, and I feel so new to see you play this.
Tongtong Anti-General 1st Army:
"I didn't think the skewers didn't fit my age, and no one said what eleven-twelve-year-olds should play, fifty-one-twelve-year-olds should play."
...... Oh my God, the daddy man who made stereotypes was actually myself.
I have not yet realized that the generation led by Feng Tang, who insisted on advocating literature and art, advocating wearing bracelets and wearing thermos cups, had withered.
Young ladies on social platforms replaced them, handing the baton of coils into the hands of elementary school students.
After the proposition of "elementary school students coiling" became popular, all the primary school students interviewed would use their childish voices to say the three-character proverb:
"It's stressful."
"Serious involution."
"It's very decompressing to play this."
Hearing these answers, arrogant adults often have the first reaction is: What pressure can children have?
Zheng Yuanjie once wrote in his story that adults obviously grew up from children, but it seems that it is always easy to forget what they were thinking when they were children, and they always have to use the thoughts of adults to speculate about children.
Adults can still drink and chat, and even if they are not good, they can sit in the car at dusk for a while, and elementary school students can only rely on toys to decompress.
〓 Primary school students "decompress the three treasures": gu ka, fire paint, make a hand account
In the adult world, this thing is all called "you don't study well all day, it turns out that you are engaged in these things and some of them".
When I was a child, the generation that liked Martian literature, killed Matt, and non-mainstream finally grew up, and finally took over the stick of their parents, and put on a face, like a state of "tearing the children's umbrellas when it rains".
But he forgot his happiness and anger back then.
Tongtong's teachers and parents, like us, disapproved of her playing with bracelet, saying that it affected learning.
I asked rhetorically, "Do you think your playing with bracelets affects learning?" ”
Tong Tong thought for a while, and smiled embarrassedly: "Maybe it will be, if you rub in class, you think that you are listening carefully, but in fact, you are making small movements in your hands." ”
Tongtong said that she likes to go to the panskewer and completely join the army of coiled skewers, also because the coils are decompressed.
It was half past ten in the evening, she had just finished her homework and took time to give me an interview... At that moment I felt a little sympathetic to her.
And the expert said: "If you look at it from a decompression point of view, it is not enough to just cross the hand string. ”
Tongtong's mother actually didn't understand why the child needed to "decompress" at first.
She said that one day when her daughter went to school, she saw her take the bracelet out the house and said two words to her, and the child argued that she was "stressed".
The mother was distressed to hear this, and put the bracelet back in her daughter's pocket, and bought her a better texture bracelet as a gift.
But Tongtong never had a hand string again.