People born in the countryside before the 1980s are mostly familiar with dung ponds and remember them vividly. In some places, almost every household has a dung pond, and some people share a dung pond, but not much. Most of the manure ponds in the countryside are connected to the pig pen, so the manure ponds can be said to be the center of farm fertilizer production.
Dung ponds, in different places, are called differently. In the countryside, it is called a dung pond; in the town, it is called a toilet; in the county seat, it is called a toilet; in a larger place, it is called WC.
In the past, it was more painful to go to the dung pond in the countryside, and it also required courage and courage. There were no electric lights in the dung pond, it was pitch black, and the timid people did not dare to go in. In the summer, there are many mosquitoes, and the speed of is fast, which can safely avoid the staring of mosquitoes. I now admire my little son, who is basically solved in three seconds, how fast! If constipation, squat for too long, mosquitoes will have the opportunity to bite and harass, seize the opportunity to suck hard. After pulling, comfortable is comfortable, but the ass will be itchy, to borrow a word itchy and comfortable! The dung pond is extremely smelly, because there are countless mixtures inside, and after a long period of fermentation, what kind of substance it finally becomes, I am afraid that the chemists of the Taidou level will not be able to figure it out. The scariest thing is the maggots crawling around in the dung pond, and when you, you will feel like they will climb up. When people in the city see such a scene, it is difficult to pull out the and urine. An old leader recalled that in 1990, he first took his girlfriend who grew up in the city back to his hometown in the countryside for the New Year, and Chinese New Year's Eve his girlfriend had to go back to the city, because he saw such disgusting maggots in the dung pond and couldn't pull out the. The old leader did not support it, saying that no matter how bitter it was, it would be necessary to live for three days, otherwise it could only be seen again forever, and the back was really shocked. According to authoritative sources, the blue-headed green fly is a maggot transformed from the dung pond, and there are many such flies in the countryside. In such a dung pond to pull shit, but also pay attention to skill, if you do not control, when pulling shit in one go, shit in the double action of gravity and acceleration to smash into the dung pond, "bang" a sound, splashing water splash, sometimes so coincidental, just fly to your white ass. Of course, there will be no such thing.
The conditions of the dung ponds in the countryside are better, there are houses, there are doors, there are fences, but most of them are open-air, the fences are low, and the doors are always open. Go to the dung pond with better conditions to, and the privacy is higher. Whether the conditions are good or the conditions are not good, the rural dung ponds are not divided into men and women, and the form of great unification shows people. If you go to a dung pond with poor open conditions, if you don't have grassroots experience, then you are embarrassed, because when you squat down, no one can see you. Some people walk relatively lightly, you can't judge that someone also came to, and when it suddenly came to the front of the eyes, everyone looked at each other for a moment, only to understand that there was someone Oh, this time is extremely embarrassing, because each other are acquaintances. If you have grassroots experience, on this kind of open-air dung pond, you have to have the vigilance of a scout, tighten every nerve, and listen in all directions. Once there is a situation, you have to cough or make various noises to let the visitor understand that there is someone inside, so that you can avoid embarrassing scenes. Later, I understood why some people like to smoke when they are in the dung pond, one is to relieve the smell, and the other is to remind the visitors.
In the era of paper shortage, what tools to use to clean the ass after pulling shit, this is the most testing. Small children can rinse with water and dry with a rag. The vast majority of people use bamboo chips or wooden sticks to solve the problem, and few people can afford to use paper to wipe it. Bamboo blades are sharp, and it is not easy to master them, sometimes they either can't be clean or scratch the skin. If you encounter thinning, it is even more difficult to use bamboo chips or wooden sticks! Only then did I slowly transition to wiping with paper, and so far, in my opinion, the significance of this change is no less than the "four major inventions". Now that I think about it, the use of bamboo chips or wooden sticks is equivalent to a car that can be manually transmitted, and the manual transmission can be used, and the automatic glass is not a problem.
For the dung pond, my heart is also extremely rejected, when I was younger, I still went to the dung pond to solve, and later a little older, I went to the wild to the mountains to solve. Rural dung ponds are generally arranged in remote places, where the temperature always feels two degrees lower, eerie. In the wild in the mountains to, there are woods, the scenery is good, the air is good, it feels quite comfortable, and it is also a rare enjoyment. Some rural areas, for not being able to pull in the dung pond, will be scolded as a loser, will eat will not be bad, because this is a good organic fertilizer, wasted! Now I have also formed a habit that every time I see a place with a particularly beautiful scenery and a place with particularly good air, I can't help but want to pee. Especially when I am in the mountains, I like to experience the feeling of "flying down three thousand feet" from top to bottom.
A good brother from the countryside, his hometown relatives come to his house, when they go to the bathroom, they always like not to close the door. The brother directly reprimanded his relatives in his hometown, telling him not to open the door and like in the countryside, after all, everyone in the family is here, and it should be exquisite. The brother's wife, a cityer, was very uncomfortable with the relatives' intrusive approach. I have always expressed my disapproval of the marriage's door-to-door approach, but as my experience increased, I did.
Now the rural dung ponds have basically disappeared, and occasionally some still exist, but their function as is no longer there. The State has subsidized the renovation of toilets in rural areas, and it is required by uniform standards. Now back home, you don't have to run the mountains or go to the wild to, if there is, it is also a kind of enjoyment, or experience, relive the past. In fact, the problem of two mouths, namely import (eating) and exporting (shit), is solved, and I am very happy as a farmer!
No matter how the times change, the function of squat toilets still needs to be retained. For example, public toilets, if all are toilets, this health problem is not easy to deal with, so many butts have been intimately touched. For example, at home, it is all toilets, which is not good. When relatives and friends come to the house, people are not used to using your toilet, and you don't like others to use your toilet. I have both toilets and squat toilets in my house, and the two complement each other perfectly and perform their respective duties. It is said that Yuan Shikai has always disliked the toilet, and the reason is unknown. Of course, the toilet also has a good toilet, high blood pressure obesity, like to look at the phone in the bathroom smoking, the toilet is the best choice.
The toilet also has a culture, and I believe that it will be able to climb the elegant hall in the future. Many toilet slogans are vivid, full of charm and philosophical. For example, the toilet has a good scenery, there are fish and meat and chicken soup. No money to come no tickets, pants to unravel the hula. More image, more vivid. Why is it called untiing or going to the toilet? How big is the toilet? These are all worth studying and understanding.