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Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

After watching Manchester City vs Arsenal last week, watching Liverpool vs Tottenham's King V this week is almost meaningful. After all, the two teams are basically two rookies this season, and if they have to choose one of them, the major bookmakers tend to choose Tottenham.

After all, historically, the two teams have won 1 of the last 20 meetings between the two teams; In reality, Tottenham have conceded 11 goals in their last three games with 2 losses and 1 draw. However, even the most optimistic Liverpool fans did not expect such a start for the Reds.

- In the third minute, Tottenham leaked on the right flank, Alexander-Arnold achieved a second consecutive five assists, now the only one in the Premier League.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

- In the 5th minute, Tottenham leaked on the left flank, Gakpo went down the bottom triangle, and Luis Dias broke the 246-day Premier League goal yellow.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

- In the 15th minute, Romero sent in a penalty and Salah declared Ramadan over, scoring Liverpool's first penalty of the season.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield
Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the first 15 minutes, Tottenham were Liverpool's best sparring partner. Emperor Qiong is an immortal phantom, the prince has an eightfold mirror on his feet, Gakpo plays more and more like Fimi, the left side has the returned Dias, and the right side is a bliped place. The only highlight on Tottenham's side was once again beating off the fans in less than a quarter of an hour. Looking at the few loose powders left in the stands, Levi said: This team is really hard to touch.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

No way, looking back at these few goals conceded, you will think that the problems of Tottenham's defense can even go from A to Z.

A. Alexander-Arnold's premise and Gakpo's retreat allowed Liverpool to play more and less in midfield, and with the high pressing, Tottenham's ball could hardly pass the half, and the middle was in a state of siege.

B. In the last four games, Tottenham's seven goals have been made by the Sabers or Polo, and their attacking position determines the defensive voidance of Tottenham's wing.

C. Skip's offensive and defensive speed is still not enough to see in the Premier League.

D-Z. If Dell doesn't get rid of it, Tottenham's defense will never be at peace.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In their last three games, Tottenham have conceded a total of five goals in the first six minutes of the game. If you watch the game on the spot, you can refund the ticket; If you watch the ball on the computer, you can sleep after 6 minutes. As a result, Tottenham Hotspur has recently been called "Money Back FC" on Twitter.

Moreover, 3 goals conceded is not all Tottenham's show. Kane was sneaked up by Salah from behind to steal the ball, and Skipp defended the team's bottoms with bright soles. Looking back, I watched this episode, after 6-1, the teaching assistant took office, or the assistant of the teaching assistant took office...

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield
Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the usual plot, it will be a game in which the whole system collapses, because the fighting spirit of the players has been lost. Liverpool, on the other hand, have always been a team that plays their cards out of the ordinary, and they took into account the quality of the game and the practical difficulties of their opponents, and finally decided to collapse first.

In the 38th minute, Robertson's first mind wandering kicked off Liverpool's sleepwalking. Since then, Robertson, Fabinho and Elliott have all made inexplicable passing mistakes, and it feels like they have fallen into some collective thinking and feel that many things must be answered before the end of the game. For example, is the stone in which Sun Wukong was born granite or limestone? Is the previous sentence of "Seven Tricks and Exquisite Hearts" "three-phase alternating current"? Is the ancestor of the medical trouble Cao Mengde? How many tables were set in the episode of Pig Goku marrying Gao Cuilan?

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the first 30 minutes, Liverpool would have relied on a combination of high positions to make up for the emptiness of the defensive line. As a result, as soon as everyone wandered, the defensive chain fell apart. So Perisic broke through on the wing, Arnold and Konate were still in front of the waves, Van Dijk had to make up for the right back, and then with a very flexible lower back movement, he created a new world famous painting. The ball was passed into the middle and Kane made it 3-1.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield
Cooked duck, flying around Anfield
Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

As soon as the goal came in, Tottenham found that as long as they managed to get the ball through the midfield, Liverpool were a prairie. So, between 40 minutes and 60 minutes into the second half, Liverpool played an epic level of chaos.

The reason for this situation is mainly the pain after the change in tactics. Although Arnold had unlimited freedom to change the wing, the defense line did not make corresponding arrangements according to the wing-back tactics. If you compare carefully, you will find:

Other people's full-back tactics - right back changes back, right center back pulls to the right side, left back recycles as left center back, maintains a three-centre-back formation, and waits for the right back to return to position.

Liverpool's full-back tactics - Alexander-Arnold changes back, Robertson becomes left winger, Van Dijk makes up for left-back, and then gives Konate to fill the three functions of right-back, standing right-center-back, and making up for left-centre-back, let him randomly choose a lucky branch to hang, and the rest depends on whether Alisson is fate...

In the 53rd minute, Son Heung-min hit the post single-handedly, taking advantage of the no-man's land that appeared on the right after Konate went to make up for Van Dijk.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the 54th minute, Romero hit the post, taking advantage of the fact that Van Dijk followed Van Dijk after Konate moved right, leaving Robertson to defend the misalignment of the center.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the 77th minute, Son Heung-min made it 3-2, and at the moment he ran back, Arnold and Konate said they didn't see it.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

If it weren't for the goalpost stepping up, Liverpool would have been equalised by Tottenham. On the one hand, this is a tactical pot, and on the other hand, it stems from the habitual support of Liverpool's big lead - how lazy were the Liverpool gang in the second half? Have you ever waited for a red light in GTA? That's basically how it feels.

Tottenham, seeing hope, replaced Richarlison, Lucas and Danjuma in one breath, and the five-man striker made the final effort. The competition not only entered the white heat, but also entered the full martial arts. At this time, the referee should have controlled the field, but they did not blow the Skip tackle in the first half, and Robertson's face output was not red in the second half, and with Richarlison being poured into the box by Conatra, the referee's attitude was actually very clear: "Our VAR camera outside the field is blocked, and the referee in our field mainly plays a companion." Come, let go, you can play freely. ”

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

As a result, the two teams in an unorganized and undisciplined state completely went crazy in injury time.

In the 93rd minute, Son Heung-min took a free-kick and Richarlison headed a rebound to make it 3-3. At that moment, the hearts of many Liverpool fans had stopped, everything around them fell into a standstill, only the various football apps in the mobile phone were shivering on the verge of being deleted...

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

However, just after Richarlison's pigeon dance, Liverpool kicked off, Lucas Jr. inexplicably assisted, Jota ran back to get the ball, and then he used FIFA23 quite stable angle and strength to hit the far foot to freeze the score at 4-3!

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

Yes, it only took 99 seconds for Richardly to let go of the taunt before he met with a counterkill. The scene of ups and downs made Krop extremely excited, and he rushed to the fourth official in one breath, but unfortunately strained his thigh during the process... Since then, the dash of the magic bird, the lie down of Van Gaal, and the laughter of Klopp have been pulled up, and in my heart, they have also been called the three pinnacles of the performing arts world.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

You know, this kind of moth is not the first time to do it. In the quarter-finals of the DFB-Pokal on 23 December 2011, when Perisic sent his fifth penalty into the door of Düsseldorf, then Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp rushed down from the stands to celebrate wildly, also straining his thigh.

Cooked duck, flying around Anfield

In the end, Jota beat Klopp and Liverpool scored three points. Originally, this was just a mediocre massacre, but because Liverpool is proficient in traffic passwords, they created such a plot with nothing to do. Years later, fans will still clearly remember such a neurotic film.

Broadcast time: May 1, 2023

Filming location: Anfield

Introduction: This is an abstract masterpiece with surrealist themes. Liverpool spent 96 minutes trying to combine comedy and sci-fi with the shell of a horror film, constantly bringing soul trembling and throbbing to the audience, and finally with the highlight of the first 5 minutes and the passion of 5 minutes of stoppage time, completely rectified the bad wind of late arrival and early departure of fans. Throughout the process, the audience enjoyed a unique viewing experience: when you were happy, they gave their bodies back to the earth, and when you were desperate, they gave the stage to the sky...

Yes, if you are unlucky enough to powder Liverpool, it is definitely poisonous mushroom wine, the more you drink, the more you have.

He will put you to sleep at twelve and wake you up at half past one.

Naïve, romantic, and affectionate.

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