Text | Rice grain mother
A few days ago, just before I went on a business trip, Migrain's father told me that he found that Migrain didn't sleep at night and was quietly brushing the Little Red Book.
I was so shocked that my body was petrified, and the rice dad rubbed his hands: "I don't know where this kid cracked the iPad time?" Where did you download the app? ”
I don't care about these technical chickens and dogs, I just never thought that one day, rice grains would be hooked on Little Red Book.
Door picking, straight man, Puwa, these labels on his body, no matter how you look at it, do not belong to Little Red Book.
After school, I asked the rice grains, "Are you brushing the Little Red Book?" What to see? “
He evasively replied, "I watch the original English movie on my iPad, learn English." “
"What platform are you watching?"
"Uh, it seems to be Little Red Book."
"No like, just in."
He looked at me, his eyes a little drifting.
I told him: there is a browsing history in the background, and I found it casually. You might as well tell the truth, everyone is good to communicate.
He thought about it, and suddenly said seriously: Mom, you check, I'm watching an English movie, I'm watching a way to ward off the cold for the body.
What??? What are you looking at? What chill to drive?
Mi Li said proudly: In the spring in Beijing, the temperature difference between morning and evening was large, and when he played football, the weather just began to cool down, and he felt that a cold air had entered his body.
I asked him, are you not feeling well?
He said that it was not, but the cold evil entered the body, it was senseless, accumulated over time, and if he didn't pay attention now, he would suffer a big loss when he grew up, and he couldn't leave a body with cold qi for his future self.
Rice grain asked me to log in to Xiaohongshu, buy him a foot warmer, and instructed me to buy 3 boxes, so that people would also give me 5 packs of Chinese medicine foot powder.
When I was a child, I cared about collecting the little raccoon cards in the crisp noodles every day; Now my son, every day is concerned about, collect 3 packs of foot warming stickers to give away Chinese medicine foot powder?
I asked my rice dad, when did he start his health regimen (fear of death)? Rice grain father pondered for a long time, saying that with this enlightenment, he must at least be in the second year of junior high school.
It's really stronger than generation (fear of death).
Yesterday the warm patch arrived, the rice grains were pasted after bathing, and before going to bed, after feeling the temperature repeatedly, he told me that before 12 o'clock, let me take the warm patch off his feet for him.
I asked, why take it? He told me that when the person fell asleep, his perception decreased, and this warm patch with constant heat could cause him minor burns.
I ask again, why 12 o'clock? He said that the new day starts at 12 o'clock, the body enters the germinal stage, and it is better for the body to take it off at this time.
The feet you pasted, which door of hair growth? Warm patch also treats hair loss.
Rice grain looked at me with disgust: body hair, from the inside out, not hair, you don't understand, professional words.
Well, he is indeed braving a strong silly air from the inside out.
Before leaving, I told him that the body hair you said should be the birth of yang qi, which is a theory of Chinese medicine.
Rice grain shallow glared at me, you know what this word is for? You can't do it, learn not to get angry, not to get angry, not to force.
These three sentences made me instantly slightly uncomfortable, a few days ago, a friend just asked, did the rice grains start to be skewed? I thought to myself, how can he be in this realm to keep up with this trend.
At this moment, he has no strings in his hands, and his heart is disc.
When the rice grain dad heard the rice grain's words, he stepped forward excitedly, this child has Hui Gen, follow me.
I'll get off the donkey: At 12 o'clock that night, remember to remove the warm patch on your feet for the rice grains, don't burn the roots.
The rice father rubbed his hands and promised with his mouth, but before 11:30 p.m., he began to snore, sleeping extremely sweetly, and I don't know if he took off the warm patch for his son in his dream.
In the morning, I sent rice grains to school, and before I left the unit, I saw willow hairs flying all over the sky, like goose feathers and snow.
The rice grain stood at the door, did not move, and said to me: Otherwise, take a leave of absence from self-study this morning, this weather out, it is easy to inhale hair, which will cause irreversible harm to the body.
I patiently explained to him that willow may cause skin allergies or upper respiratory infections, and you wear a mask, which is not a big problem.
It is good to say that he wore 2 layers of masks, and then he went out leisurely, and kept his head down and slammed forward, as if there were knives in the sky.
I reminded him to drink more water in this weather, and he called me to check whether to put some goji berries and fat sea in the water.
I comforted him, now start soaking goji berries in water, people in middle age, they have to eat goji rice, can you afford to eat ?!
He gave up.
In the afternoon, when he was picked up from school, it was a day of soil in Beijing, and the northwest wind was blowing, but in such bad weather, rice grains were making an appointment to play football at the club.
At this moment, the willows have not dispersed, mixed with loess, the air is much worse than early in the morning, I thought that the rice grains were trapped in the classroom all day, and the classroom did not go out between classes, and now I have to "grit my teeth and insist" to release the wind.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Kun told me that during today's big class, when the sky was full of loess, only 5 boys went to the playground to wander around despite the teacher's dissuasion, including Xiao Kun and rice grains.
The rice grain is the organizer, he pulled Xiao Kun to go, and now, Xiao Kun feels that his hair is full of dirt, and he is very sad.
After school, the rice grain still has to play football, Xiao Kun asked, how much do you love to eat soil?
I also don't understand, this kid is a little red book brush too much? Which kind of child is this? Free birth? Whatever you want?
While chatting, several classmates gathered around, hooked up their backs, and persuaded the rice grains to save their lives in this weather, do not exercise, which will cause irreversible harm to the body.
Sooner or later, I hear the word "irreversible harm", is it a new word they have learned recently? Or is it just a popular colloquial word for this group of health elementary school students.
I still remember last semester, when the boys scattered, they shouted neatly: Heroes can be wronged, but you can't step on my Chelsea.
The terrier after 10 is so difficult to keep up.
Watching them chatting heartily, I was even more puzzled: Do elementary school students pay so much attention to health? Are you exchanging your health? For a moment, I thought I was in front of a nursing home.
Rice waved at me and ran up to me to get me to agree for him to go out and play football.
After returning home, while changing his uniform, he arranged: bring two towels, one to wipe sweat, and one to wrap his neck to prevent irrigation; Bring two bottles of water, one cold and one warm, after kicking, drink some warm water comfortably...
It's so troublesome, or else, don't go.
Without waiting for me to finish, the rice grain left with the bag, and I couldn't stop it, but unfortunately, as soon as I arrived at the elevator, I received the news that the club had suspended training once.
Frustrated, he collapsed on the sofa.
I advised him that the weather was so bad, and he went to play football, and his body was gone.
He asked me, do you understand that life lies in movement? Do you understand that a good mood can make your body good?
Today, he is not in a beautiful mood, and in order to restore his energy, he decided not to write the Chinese scroll that he practiced every day, hoping that I would fulfill him.
I asked him, his mood is important, his body is important, mine is not wanted?!
He thought about it and said a compromise: don't write the essay, okay? I promise to write the previous questions correctly, so that we can all go to sleep with each other in a happy mood.
OK! Let him go, and let yourself go.
Tonight, although I am still outside, I also plan to take a bath and order an aromatherapy, after all, the 10s have begun to string health, we can't just burn incense, no matter how life is said, we must also get the pension provided by the 10s, look at their health posture, are all 996 good seedlings.
Come on.
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