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Today, it is rumored on the Internet that the "Arctic Catfish" has fled to Turkey and Macao with his family, and he has scored another point for the second generation of officials to show off their wealth and "righteous extermination of relatives". As direct victims of corruption, citizens are certainly happy to see this result and hope that more catfish will appear, stirring up more dirt hidden underwater.
In order to support and encourage the second generation of officials to show off their wealth, I specially produced this "A Practical Guide to Showing Off Wealth in China" to help readers of the second generation of officials showing off their wealth.
One Heart Method
The word flaunting wealth is a new word, in our impression, the ancient people paid attention to subtlety and wealth without leakage, paid attention to elegance, and paid attention to hierarchy.
But in fact, the ancient people showed off their wealth in many ways, if you let the ancestors come alive and see the current descendants who show off their wealth, they will definitely say: "LOW!" LOW! LOW！ It's unbelievable! ”。
No matter which dynasty, the mainstream culture is ashamed of showing off wealth, so showing off wealth is a technical job, and we must pay attention to methods and methods in order to show off beautiful and dazzling.
The author's family has been surrounded by walls for decades and is poor, so I have a deeper understanding of showing off wealth, and finally comprehend the 16-character supreme method of showing off wealth.
Choose the right person and look forward to the time
Grasp the trend, get the hot search
First choose the right person: choose the right person, show off the effect, light is embarrassing, no sense of achievement; Heavy pulls hatred and loses heads.
Confucius's beloved disciple Zigong, whose family was rich, rode in a luxurious carriage to show off his wealth at the former Xianjia, a classmate who lived in a hut and did not cover his clothes, and was ashamed for a lifetime. So when it comes to showing off your wealth, you can't show off someone who doesn't love the rich. It is inevitable to show off wealth in occupations such as showing off wealth to robbers and showing off wealth to emperors.
Also choose a good time: the timing is not right, Xiao Xuan hurts his body, and Da Xuan is gone.
After Xiang Yu slaughtered Xianyang, someone persuaded before burning Afang: Dingdu Guanzhong, hegemony can be achieved. Xiang Yu couldn't hold back a heart to go home to show off his wealth, and said that "wealth does not return to his hometown, like brocade clothes walking at night, who knows", leaving the idiom of "brocade clothes" and laughing for a thousand years.
It is necessary to grasp the trend in order to be on the hot search: the carrier of showing off wealth is nothing more than clothing, food, housing and transportation; The trend of the times is different, the carrier of showing off wealth naturally changes, mastering popular culture, in order to show off the style.
After learning the method of showing off wealth, come and learn practical skills from the ancients.
2. Actual combat chapter
The way to show off wealth is nothing more than food, clothing, housing and transportation, but the ancients also worked hard to show off their wealth, all kinds of whole flower work, there are high-profile, low-key, elegant, vulgar, this poor people summarized into 6, can be called "six veins of divine dazzling".
Six Veins Shenxuan II First Form - Doufu Style
Fighting tea, fighting songs, fighting cocks, fighting flowers....... In ancient times, those who could fight had to fight with each other, and there must be back and forth, and finally see a high and low, or even die.
What does it mean to have money to die? Shi Chong said that having money then died because he had money. In the Wei and Jin dynasties, Shi Chong, who made a fortune by robbing his family and houses, became the richest man, and after enjoying luxury and pompousness, he was tired of it... In Shi Chong's eyes, showing off wealth without an opponent is soulless, so he found the same rich uncle Wang Kai, and the two launched the richest man in the Western Jin Dynasty, and the two battles caused a sensation in the country. The ultimate winner, Shi Chong, could not escape dying because of money.
Six Veins Shenxuan II Second Form - Quafu Style
Having money may be too uncomfortable for yourself to know that you must have more treats
Cultural people have all kinds of banquets, hooks and listens to music, per capita consumption is high, and a meal costs enough for ordinary families to eat for a lifetime. The emperor's banquet was even fuller, and a meal was not a matter of millions, and the banquet on Kangxi's 60th birthday directly killed 2% of GDP.
Six Pulses Divine Dazzle II Third Form - Bright Sword Style
To show off wealth is to show off, preferably show off the circle, and be willing to spend money, even if it is spent all
In order to be the richest in history, Emperor Sui built a lot of civil engineering, and the country knew that he was rich or not; In order to show off the world, when the envoys of other countries came to the dynasty, they even "wrapped the tree in satin and set up a stage for eight miles"; In the end, he could not escape the end of the country.
Six Veins Shenxuan II Fourth Form - Hidden Sword Style
Showing off wealth is not the patent of officials and nobles, poets who master traffic passwords, showing off wealth is invincible.
A little more vulgar is the Song Dynasty Prime Minister Kou Zhun's "old jue waist is heavy, lazy pillow jade cool", like sending a circle of friends to dry gold. The ceiling of the literati showing off their wealth Li Baixuan is many but not annoying, because there is "five hundred gold in vain, abandon it like smoke", dazzling but not loving, and not obsessed with things.
Six Pulses Divine Dazzle II Fifth Form - Innovative
The main theme is a "no one has me, people have me new" leading the fashion
Sima Yan, the emperor of Jinwu, came to the courtiers as a guest and ate an extremely crunchy and smooth roasted suckling pig, and when he asked, he knew that this pig grew up with milk, human milk! After Sima Yan heard this, he was ashamed, feeling that he was an emperor, and his enjoyment was not as good as a pig. Before the meal was finished, he left angrily. The end of this courtier is obvious.
Six Veins Divine Dazzle II Sixth Form
(Exclusive for senior show-offs, check below)
After learning the practical moves, let's take a look at the Flaunting Wealth rating
III. Evaluation Standards for Chinese-style Show-off Titles (Comment Version)
Junior show-offs
Evaluation criteria: huge but vulgar, like to show off wealth to people who are not as good as themselves, love hair circles; Only the initial acquisition of the bright sword style and the hidden sword style. Representative figures are the second generation of officials Zhou Zhe, Arctic Catfish, Xu Zhou Kexin.
Intermediate show-offs
Evaluation criteria: generous, innocent, like to compare with people similar to themselves; I have basically mastered the content of the 6-style content. Representative figures, some rich generation.
Senior show-offs
Assessment criteria: not installed, such as myself. I am the successor of socialism, and I even go out on a means of transportation costing hundreds of millions, do I need to keep a low profile!
Disclaimer: Although the guide is good, chat and smile, show off the risk, use it carefully, and this poor person does not assume any responsibility.
After Zigong failed to show off his wealth and was humiliated by his classmates, he painfully changed his past mistakes and asked Confucius: If I have money and do not love to show off my wealth, and if the poor have no money and do not flatter, will my cultivation come home?
Confucius said: Of course it is good, then it is better to "be happy when you are poor, and love etiquette when you are rich."
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