What is the life of a single young man like?

1

I rented my last house for two years, and I had a spicy pan in the fridge that had been in place for a year and a half. When I moved, I was thinking about whether to open the refrigerator and throw it away, and after thinking about it for thirty seconds, I still counted it.

2

The beard is about ten centimeters long. A month ago, after drinking coffee outside, an old man passed by me and turned back, smiling and saying to me: Good beard!

After listening to the excitement, I immediately pressed the colleague next to me and asked: Shu Han Guan Yu and I are beautiful...

3

I often receive calls from partners asking if there is an emergency whether I can fly to a certain place tomorrow. I usually think about it, say or fly over tonight, and then book a ticket to get dressed and go out to call a car in one go.

Sometimes when I go on a business trip, I start to play blindly in the local area, and I don't come back, anyway, there is no one at home.

4

Reading countless pieces that is natural. At first, I liked the STAR series, and then I also watched the IPTD series, and gradually switched to the DPMI series, occasionally watching the MUM series, and even the DDT series. Finally locked the VDD series.

I quietly opened my computer, who am I going to pick up tonight? From water lily to Aso To Haruka Hoshino, no name I want to be hard...

5

I talk and laugh with the princesses at the night show, but I don't know how to interact with the girls who have a crush on me. Obviously as fat and ugly as before, why can't you chase others like you did back then?

It shows that I have a conscience and will no longer harm others. Hmmm, let's go home and see bilibili.

6

I bought the Air with a forced attitude, bought an alien with the attitude of a game, and finally bought a big iMac with the attitude of sweeping goods. The result is that the Air is the mouse pad for aliens, and the aliens become the seat pads for the big iMac.

The big iMac's ass was sucked twice, and then I kept watching the horror game live, and I felt that Jobs's coffin board couldn't stop.

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The rest of the time, it's very casual.

Write something and play games.

I basically don't go out on weekends, first because I am at home, and second because I am poor.

Just be bored at home and make full use of the money for broadband monthly subscriptions.

9

Need to go out to take a shower.

Every bath has the illusion that you are out of the water hibiscus...

Of course, after taking a bath, it was still stained with mud, and it was quite badly stained.

10

The only strength is that I clean.

Every time someone comes in, there is a big cleaning before it is done.

Guests lamented that the place where I lived was well organized and almost flawless.

"But why do you have so much toilet paper in your house?"

"Because I love to be clean..."

11

The range of motion is very small, and the distance of more than five minutes of walking is collectively called "far away".

12

During the day, I feel that I am a strong man with an iron heart and a strong will, and I must go to bed early at night, otherwise there is a great chance of triggering after eleven o'clock, "Hey, hey, good, good to go to a distant place, I want to have a beautiful big sister as a girlfriend" little princess mode.

It's okay to think about food and far away, but in the middle of the night, people think about their big sister, and it hurts their bodies.

13

When I was playing football that day, I saw a beautiful girl watching the ball, staring at me tightly, so I had a momentary itch, all kinds of changes of direction, all kinds of Marseille swings, and back-footed shots.

Then I found her yelling for her husband to cheer up at the guard guard who was guarding me.

Damn it.

I felt an FFF flame in my heart, and after the third time I knocked over the defender's big brother, he limped off the field and replaced it with a pox on the bench.

"Husband, you kicked so well! You're the best! ”

he was hanged by me like this, you're blind!

14

Recently, the humidity was too heavy, the walls began to fall out of paint, and I decided to buy wallpaper to cover it that day.

After placing an order, I feel that the door is space, you can put a hanger, you can put a wooden shoe changing stool and shoe cabinet. The mirror in the house is too small, you have to get a big mirror.

Speaking of which, I think the balcony should be so good if it is a floor-to-ceiling window, I buy another piano table, buy a pot of incense, rainy day ticking rain into the piano sound, too elegant.

The lamp of the house that buy a cloud lamp is good, especially interesting, you can also hide the projector in the clouds, buy a double small sofa, lazy sofa is also OK, you can project to watch movies, ah Johnny Depp is like me are INFP, really are sensitive and warm to people to boast of the arrogant ghost, the inner drama is particularly much. Look at me and the captain of this artistic talent, sigh.

Recently, I saw Akira Kurosawa's seven samurai and felt that there should be a samurai sword, and a set of katana should be placed in the study. Eh, the living room of the home should also have a Liverpool theme wall.

Ah Gerald retired.

I was crying blind in ten jerseys. The time Gerald slipped and fell, it was really like kong Ming was about to burn Sima Yi when suddenly heavy rain fell from the sky, and the success was lost into a battle.

But Gerald was also an ancient Greek hero, like Achilles, whose weaknesses were too fatal.

Thirty minutes later I thought to myself that my intention was simply to buy a wallpaper.

Looking at my balance, I turned off Taobao and almost uninstalled the app.

15

I got my driver's license behind me.

Maybe I'm not good at maneuvering by nature, whether it's a bicycle or a motorcycle, not even a car in chess. Subjects 1, 34 were all passed in one breath, except for subject 2, which was tested four times. Maybe it's been too long, going through three coaches, the second of whom may no longer be there.

Strengthened my determination to buy the Big Gold Cup, Xiali, and Great Wall pickup trucks.

I didn't brag that I had been learning to drive during my college vacations, and finally my senior summer vacation was over.

Everyone said that Brexit, Trump came to power, Little Plum won the award, Leicester City Premier League champions, and I was the most incredible with my driver's license.

During the period of studying subject two, I learned to scold the lady in Weihai dialect, ride a bicycle, play chess, play royalists, and eunuch two online novels.