1, last night I went to bed and had a dream, dreaming of going back to my hometown, my parents made a table of delicious food, suddenly came the guests, I just held back for a while, looked back, all finished eating, nothing at all. All that gave me gas woke up. In the morning, I had another dream, a guest came to buy something, when paying, how can not swipe the card, how can not get the money, and I woke up again. One night 2 dreams, angry at me, told my husband in the morning, my husband told me, I was not saved. Ha ha. It's either food or money.
2, early in the morning, my sisters asked me to go shopping, I: don't go, it's uncomfortable. Her: What happened? Me: My aunt visited, and I sprained my wrist and got a cold. Her: Oh my God, what have you done? Then came a string of lewd laughter. You walk away, I don't want to talk.
3, I said to the goddess, "Come! Hurt each other! The goddess sighed, "Alas! Come on! With you? Only to be hurt well! "The goddess is indeed kind! Can't bear to hurt me...
4, I don't know if it is a mess, I am a guy, last year 15 years college entrance examination 349. This year's cram school entrance examination 422. Note (350 for three books last year, 423 for two books this year)
5, last night dreamed, I got lost in the woods, met two men to qj me. I was told to take my clothes off, but I saw that I couldn't escape, so I took off my shirt. But.. Just took off their shirts and they left, whatever. Isn't there no chest? I'm really a woman
6, invite female classmates to play at home on the weekend, and the computer desktop hangs a bikini photo of Kasugano's clothes. The female classmate saw it and said, "This is not..." Before she could finish speaking, she quickly covered her mouth. "Hey, hey, hey, hey," I laughed secretly in my heart.
7, the cousin gave birth to a boy in the hospital, and the cousin brought the three-year-old daughter Xiaoyun to the hospital to visit. They came to the door of the baby room and saw that there were many newborn babies inside. Suddenly Xiao Yun cried out with a "wow" sound. The cousin persuaded for a long time, Xiao Yun stopped crying, and said angrily: "Mother lied to people, didn't she say that she would only have one younger brother?" Who let her give birth so much? ”
8, construction site dog, to pick up the boiling water when the water bottle is crooked, boiling water splashed everywhere, want to use your hands to straighten the water bottle, and afraid of boiling water hot hands, brain pumping with your feet to kick the boiling water bottle straight,,,,,, don't ask me to walk a limp.
