Don't make money
Master Zhang opened a new martial arts hall, the business is good, but in less than a week, the martial arts hall can not continue.
My friend was puzzled, so he asked him, "Why is it closed?" ”
Master Zhang said, "I don't make money, I almost didn't lose my life this week!" ”
The friend asked in disbelief: "No, you take so many apprentices, how can you not make money?" ”
Master Zhang sighed and said, "What I teach is drunken fist, and the disciples are all too able to drink." ”
What is this doing
This morning, Xiao Wang was sleeping, when he heard someone outside the window shouting: "Kill, kill, beat to death, reverse, reverse..."
The wife stabbed Xiao Wang with her arm and said, "You go to see it, it is estimated that the little couple next door is arguing again!" ”
Xiao Wang stuck his head out of the window and looked at it, and then fell asleep again.
The wife heard that there was still noise outside and complained, "Why don't you pull them away?" ”
Xiao Wang smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, it is the husband of the family next door who is directing his wife to reverse the car." ”
Liberal Arts Class
The high school was divided into liberal arts classes, and Xiaoming chose the liberal arts class. The same table asked him: "You have good grades in science, why did you choose liberal arts?" Is it because there are more girls in liberal arts classes? ”
Xiaoming said, "I didn't think about this." I looked at the first two sessions and found that the liberal arts class was closer to the cafeteria. ”
Don't worry, there's still a lot of drama!
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Publisher: Annoying
Reviewer: Orange