Original title: Happy moment: elementary school students are celebrating April Fool's Day, middle school students are celebrating Valentine's Day, college students are living...
Editor from shy little puppies: I went on a blind date today, and the beauty asked me if I had a house as soon as she came up... I said no. But if you want, we can open one!
Editor: I drink a bottle of milk every day, so I have to go to the supermarket every once in a while to buy a carton of milk. Once I finished my milk, I went to the supermarket to buy it, and I happened to meet a classmate of mine, a woman, who saw me and said hello to me: Buy something? Without thinking, I answered: weaned.
Edit from Shy Puppies: Every time I watch a war movie, there are always some doubts, and the soldiers in front of them are running and shooting wildly during the charge, which is understandable. But I always see that the soldiers behind are also running and shooting closely, will the bullet turn around and not hit the soldiers in front? God comment: Director: Experts said that the shooter can make the bullet turn the bullet by shaking his wrist rapidly at the moment when the sub is ejected, which is the legendary fighting gun technique.
Editor from Shy Little Dog: Make a bet in the square with a friend who loses, and whoever loses will be punished for square dancing with Auntie. Later, the two goods lost friends, and at first they felt awkward, and then they were too hi, and TMD couldn't pull them away.
Edit from Shy Puppies: Elementary school students are celebrating April Fool's Day, middle school students are celebrating Valentine's Day, and college students are celebrating Singles' Day. Then the rest of the petty bourgeois white-collar workers all ran to Children's Day. ——Finally, don't forget that your mother told you to go back for the Dragon Boat Festival.