Zhou Yunpeng Wang Long's sketch "Su Qi'er" script lines | a happy comedian

Abstract: Cao Xing, Zhang Hongxi, Jin Zhong, Meng Fansen, Wang Hao

Helper: The eighth set of broadcast gymnastics of the gang is now starting.

Music: (Flowers, "Poor Happy").

Helper: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop me, stop me.

Clean Clothes Sect: Helper, you say, what is such a big temper, don't you have a big birthday today, so, a few of our brothers are here, first of all, I wish us to help the Lord, every year has today.

Help the Master Attendant: The years are now and the present.

Pure Clothing Sect: Furu East Sea.

He: Shoubi Namsan.

Helper: It was well arranged today, who posted this word?

Clean Clothes Pie: I posted it.

Helper: What's the principle?

Pure Clothes School: This principle is that when we are new year, don't we paste the word Fu upside down, the meaning is to be blessed.

Helper: What about my birthday today?

Clean Clothes Pie: It's time for shou, no, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, don't get angry.

Little brother: Report, Su San, my third brother is back, my third brother...

Clean Clothes Pie: What's wrong with your third brother, your third brother, don't mess with that useless, let him hurry up and roll me up.

Little brother: Play music, please my third brother.

Clean clothes faction: what to do, nadu, today to help the lord celebrate the birthday, what kind of pose.

Helper: Three children!

Sue: Ah.

Helper: I have my birthday today, why did you come so late?

Su Qi'er: Didn't I go down the mountain to give you the whole gift?

Helper: What about gifts?

Su Qi'er: It's not neat.

Subordinate: Report, help the master, not good, a group of foreigners came down from the mountain, surrounded us, I see that they are fierce, one person takes a small black pipe, is it to rob us?

Su Qi'er: Go down, don't work in that blind way, what are we, what are we doing, who wants food, who grabs and asks for food, you let him come up, he sees us like this, don't throw anything at us, I count him as strong.

Pure Clothes Sect: No, help the Lord, you listen to me, it doesn't matter if this foreigner comes up, we Clean Clothes Sect often do business, and foreigners often communicate, it's okay, don't be afraid.

Helper: Afraid, afraid of something, what to be afraid of.

Su Qi'er: Not afraid.

Helper: No matter how big it is, there is a helper standing up.

HH: Right.

Helper: I tell you, he really came to beat our gang today, let him beat the helper.

Together: Fight the helper, fight the helper, fight the helper...

Helper: I announce that the Helper will be re-elected.

Su Qi'er: If I'm not mistaken, you're scared!

Helper: What am I afraid of?

Su Qi'er: Why re-elect the helper?

Helper: I'm due.

Clean Clothes: If the gang leader says so, I think our clean clothes faction is suitable to be the leader of this gang.

Helper: Play small depends on whether you have a job, come, take the baton.

(Unfinished)

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