Every time Uncle Pickpocket recommends a horror movie, there are two kinds of people in the comments.
The first category -
"Ah! The taste is very good."
"I've seen it, it's not scary at all, can you recommend something more terrifying?"
The second category -
"I was timid, I didn't dare to look at the pictures, and slid directly into the comment area"
"Don't dare to see ah, after the praise I will run"
The horror movies that Uncle Pickpocket introduced before were all about satisfying the first type of people.
Today, for those horror movie fearers, I will analyze the boring routines that frighten you.
Did you find it?
In all movies with horror and horror gimmicks, there are indispensable protagonists who die.
If they want to relax,
Never choose to go shopping, soak in hot springs, or do SPA.
Instead, do something alternative.
It's like exercising in a barren mountain, going to a picnic camp in the forest.
What's more, never read well.
If you want to answer your questions, you have to put up a few candles and read a ghost sentence.
Summon the Disc Immortal Pen Fairy Chopstick Fairy, the Ghost Wraith and the Little Ghost.
Since then, they will not die, their families will be destroyed, and they will never be able to live a peaceful life.
Like the classic thriller movie "Lake Eden".
Douban scored 7.5, and people who have seen it have said that they are tortured to death.
The male and female protagonists were originally a couple living in the city.
In order to propose marriage, the male protagonist took the female protagonist to the uninhabited wild lake of Liao.
As a result, he encountered a group of rude wild children and suffered a series of attacks.
The protagonist first loses his food and car keys.
Later, the two of them did not see all their bags, and they hid alone from the pursuit of several children.
They were beaten step by step, beaten to the point of bloodshed, and the audience could feel complete despair when they watched it.
A sentence in the comment, uncle pickpocket incomparably agreed -
Don't take your girlfriend to those deserted corners to play romantically
The protagonists of horror movies, in addition to loving to go to the wilderness, have a common feature, that is, they are bold and do not accept defeat.
This is especially evident in the recently critically acclaimed season six of American Horror Story.
After the heroine stayed in the haunted house, she encountered countless supernatural events.
For example, teeth crackle and fall from the sky.
When soaking in the hot spring outdoors, he was inexplicably attacked.
People often break into the house and do harm.
Even so.
The protagonist is not at all intimidated.
After being warned by the evil spirit to leave the house, he will not leave.
Hearing the movement, the first time to check the sound source, but also shouted "Hello, is there anyone?" ”
Is this hand in hand sending heads?
"After Turning Off the Lights", which Uncle Pickpocket wrote before, is also full of routines.
After turning off the lights, the ghost appears, turns on the light, and the ghost disappears.
Just when the protagonist is frightened and scattered.
The spoof version of the truth of foreign netizens has ——
Beating the ghost a fat meal saves a lot of costs.
Remind Uncle Pickpocket of a small short film from last year——
I Won't: A Sane Horror Movie
This three-minute short film received a high score of 8.2.
Kills most horror movies in seconds.
And it wins over the anti-routine.
Look at the comments -
The more I watch it, the more interesting it becomes, which is one of the reasons why I find it funny when I watch horror movies like "The Grudge".
The protagonists in it are all rare races with explosive INTELLIGENCE, clear logic, and never die.
Where they are, most of the ghosts have no drama.
Smart characters, smart decisions
When the holidays came, a group of students drove to a cabin in the woods for a vacation.
On the way, they passed by strange figures posed with human bones, and they were constantly being watched by strangely dressed old people.
Of course, they didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.
Upon arrival at the destination, the Mystery Lodge is in tatters.
And then they moved to the sunny seashore —
"So we said go fucking stinky wooden house, let's go to Cabo and get drunk."
Reasonable and reasonable.
On the other side, the dead teammate finds a mysterious videotape.
Excitedly show it to a friend.
Claims that after five days of watching it, they will die.
However, the end of the videotape is, smashing and destroying —
Small acts have saved many lives from catastrophe.
When you say to an official:
"Mayor, I know you may not believe it when you say it, there are monsters in this water"
People will definitely treat you as a neurotic and don't care.
Then, a movie of water monsters killing humans kicked off.
However, in this short film, the mayor took timely action -
Close to the beach
Water Monster: It was lost.
A bear child is in the mysterious room and picks up a rubik's cube that glows.
The monster in the attic was roaring, "Let me out."
And then
The little boy threw down the Rubik's Cube and started playing the game.
Why let you out?
Is the phone not fun or the wine is not good?