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Grandma has always lived in the suburbs, when I was a child to come to my house to help my parents take me, because the family is small, there is no extra bed, grandma always take the first bus early in the morning, when I get to my house, my parents have not woken up, so the first person I opened my eyes to see is often my grandmother, smiling eyes, grinning mouth.
Grandma loves to play cards, my poker skills were taught to me by my grandmother, and before I started to recognize words, I could fight with my grandmother. Oh at that time, it was not called a landlord, it was called "run fast".
But I always "can't run fast", when I lose, I still have a few cards left to give a few cents, and finally I lose it and cry, and my grandmother laughs and closes her mouth, but if I remember correctly, this chip seems to be taken out of my grandmother's pocket.
However, this gambling habit has made me adept at calculation since I was a child, and when I was five or six years old, I went out alone to buy green onions, and the vendor found that I could not be fooled.
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The summer vacation after the college entrance examination was the most idle in my life, so my grandmother finally held back for more than ten years and was able to grasp me again. She said: "When I was young, I was also very beautiful. The skin is white, the eyes are big, they are pursued by the rich man, the yin and yang are not negotiated, and they regret it. "I spewed out a mouthful of old blood and asked my grandmother to take out a photo as proof, and my grandmother sighed and said that she was poor at that time. But as soon as I slapped my aunt on the thigh, the certificate was still there, and her grandmother should have been in Fanghua when she was born. After listening to my paraphrase, my aunt's expression was mixed and complicated, and she was silent and said to me, obediently, people are old and their memories are prone to deviations.
But since then, I can't shoot the horse's legs again, even when I smell in front of the mirror, I have to sigh loudly: "Oh, my face is inherited from generation to generation." Grandma nodded her head straight, the wrinkles smiled and blossomed, and since then, the old money has increased me by 30%.
Maybe I cheated too much money after suddenly woke up, this New Year home Grandma had to ask me how much money I made, I opened the bank card account to show her, Oh, count.
My grandmother counted carefully for a while and said, I am presbyopia, I can't see, you have to take cash in the red envelope I will know.
Who can stand this?
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Grandma may be the only relative who was the only one when I was a child who only cared about whether you were full, clothed and warm, and didn't care about whether you studied well or badly.
Growing up, as long as it is a man I like, ask her, she will squint her eyes to help me study people's faces, find reasons to support my likes.
"Well, this guy has a thick nose and will be rich in the future."
"Oh, high-achieving students, just study well, whether we have money or not at home, we don't want others."
"It doesn't matter if your parents don't agree, I'll do their job." They don't have good feelings and know a fart. ”
"Broke up? Talk to people well, apologize more, the little boy is pitiful. ”
"People want to share with you?" This man's vision is not good, and he will not be able to see in the future. ”
My grandmother's philosophy of gender relations always made a difference.
After graduation, no matter what kind of work she does, she likes to ask questions, and she can't understand it, so I am really worried about how to explain and translate. Later, when I learned to be obedient, I told her that I was drinking tea and reading and writing documents, and she nodded her head and went to be a little secret, so wow.
I don't know why, every time I went to visit her, the old ladies in the neighborhood had strange eyes.
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My grandmother's hobbies were very fashionable, smoking, drinking, perming her hair, and watching the ball. Can you believe that the TV channel that my grandmother opens every day is not "Nanjing Zero Distance" or "Old Lady Uncle", but cctv5.
I asked her, can you always understand? She replied honestly: "I don't understand, but I am happy to see that they are weird." Unlike the slackers in our house, it is not a little popular. I turned my head to look, and my brother's phone, which was lying on the bed, fell to the ground, and he glanced around and went back to sleep. No wonder.
Grandma's obsession with sports channels led to her not answering phone calls throughout the Olympics. So after I regained my fitness and became a sports girl, and performed ten push-ups and boxing scenes for her husband, I finally won a little favor from my grandmother.
Grandma said that if people don't exercise, they are a dead fish and rotten shrimp.
I felt that Grandma was perfectly qualified to fill in the lyrics for the Song of Mayday.
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Why did I suddenly start to want to write about my grandmother, my grandmother is still alive, strong, deaf and blind. I just wanted to think of my grandmother, and I wanted to take my grandmother to live with me. We have left too much ink for love, and we have written too little about the affection of the elderly.
Grandma totally deserves some exposure.
Please say she's beautiful.
"Shake, shake, shake to Grandma Bridge, Grandma called me good baby."
A packet of sugar, a bag of fruit, Grandma bought a fish to burn.
The head is not cooked, the tail is scorched, it squeaks in the bowl, and the tiger jumps in the stomach.
Jump, jump, jump to the fish bridge, the baby laughed happily. ”