#台媒: Drones fly to Kinmen to drop squeezed vegetables and tea eggs #
What a master in the folk! A flying friend named "Quanzhou Captain" drove from Quanzhou to Xiamen and successfully dropped an "airdrop package" into the Camp of Taiwan on Kinmen Island. After the Taiwanese soldiers found the airdrop bag, they found that it was an item wrapped in red plastic, and when they opened it, the airdrop bag contained a tea egg, a bag of squeezed vegetables, a ballpoint pen and a passionate handwritten letter.
The Soldiers on Taiwan Island quickly reported the matter to the top, and the Taiwan media also exposed the airdrop incident at the first time, and for a time it was also on the news hot search. However, what is particularly funny is that many "Taiwan poison" elements are very proud after learning about this matter, believing that Tsai Ing-wen's previous measures to "forcefully counter" the drone shooting kinmen have played an effect, and they have triumphantly commented: "It seems that it is still necessary to be tough, you see, the opposite side immediately took the initiative to show goodwill, and also sent us Mid-Autumn Festival gifts." ”；“ The countermeasures some time ago did have an effect, so quickly the other party quickly sent something over. "This is definitely a means of showing weakness by taking the initiative to show friendship on the other side and hanging up the exemption card to us."
As a result, after the contents of the letter in the "airdrop package" were exposed, they knew that they had been beaten in the face again, because the letter read: Hello Taiwan compatriots, you are on front-line duty, the living conditions on the mainland are relatively poor, and we cannot afford to eat tea eggs and squeezed vegetables, but we send you the best and unaffordable squeezed vegetables and tea eggs to comfort the defenders on the front line. At the end of the letter, he wrote: The people on both sides of the strait will always be one family.
At this time, some people came back to the taste, indicating which door this is a sign of weakness and gift-giving, which is clearly used by people to mock us! "The stems of tea eggs and Fuling squeezed vegetables have become a classic joke that ridicules us Taiwanese on the other side, and you are actually smug here."
Tea eggs and Fuling squeezed vegetables this stem must be no stranger to everyone, this is to the front desk island political discussion program in the guests of the strange remarks, again and again showed the "iq limit", and since then, these political discussion programs have simply become everyone's source of happiness, simply more funny than cross-talk sketches. And today's rising star is the retired major general of the Taiwan Army, Bei Chensheng, who said, "Do you really think that the towns in Taiwan are all earthen houses like you (the mainland)?" His reputation for ignorant remarks rose and he was given the title of "Tufang Brother", and his status in the jianghu was close to that of the former "Brother Of Squeezing Vegetables" Huang Shicong.
As for the inland UAV flying platform, Tufang Brother is also a wonderful saying, he pretended to mysteriously spit out the "military secrets" of the Terrace Army, saying that the Taiwan army's response to the PLA UAV signal bombs has a "pulse" function, which will make the PLA's UAVs eat "dumb losses", this remark has attracted him a "highlight moment", not only received countless ridicule, but also was blatantly punched in the face by his own "Army Command".
Whether the Taiwan military signal flare has made the UAV to the "dumb loss" is not known, but since then, our UAV has completely released itself on Taiwan Island, since August, the People's Liberation Army drone has entered the sky over the Golden Gate for many consecutive days to take pictures, and also filmed the sentry holding a gun and did not dare to shoot, but picked up the stone and threw the drone is a classic shot, which directly became the joke of the whole network. To this end, a reporter specifically asked questions on this matter, and Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said: China's drones fly on China's territory, I don't think this is anything to be surprised about.
In fact, Tsai Ing-wen is also very headache, clamoring to "forcefully counter" the mainland UAV to shoot the Golden Gate, and then the Taiwan army began to carry out live-fire shooting, although it was lonely, but the Taiwan media still hyped up, trying to portray the Taiwan army as very heroic, but the islander netizens did not buy it, and some gods commented that "strange mole, how can not be beaten!" "Received countless likes.
To say that the use of drones by nongovernmental high-ranking people to airdrop this time is simply a double eagle with one stone; it not only fiercely returns to the mentality of "brother squeezing vegetables" and others to sit in the well and watch the sky, but also slaps the Taiwan authorities hard, and also says that they dare to take action against the taiwan drones in the mainland, and as a result, the civilian drones are also free to come and go.
And mainland netizens are even more brain-opening, saying that "squeezing vegetables" is homophonous with "fried Cai", although the harm is not great, but the insult is extremely strong! More netizens believe that the squeezed vegetables and tea eggs delivered are collectively called "squeezed eggs", and "the next delivery is true". More netizens said that next time they will airdrop top foods such as folded ear roots and scallions rolls, so that the soldiers of the Taiwan Army on the opposite side can open their eyes.