01.
My 8-year-old daughter came up to my mom and asked, my dad is the head of the household, why is it up to you to decide everything in our family.
Mom said that our family's big things dad has the final say, and daughters say what kind of things are big things.
When our family buys a car and buys a house, it is also up to you, so what my dad has to decide.
The mother looked at her daughter and said, our family making money is a big deal, and your father has the final say.
My daughter said, my dad is in the water! Mom said how can you say that about your dad.
My daughter said, if my father hadn't had his brain in the water, how could he have married you into the family?
After the mother listened, she got up from the couch and ran after her daughter, ready to clean her up.
02.
The mother opened the box and was packing her luggage, and the daughter went to the room and asked the mother what are you going to do?
Mom said you didn't see it? I was packing my bags and going to your grandfather's house, and my daughter said, "Are you arguing with your father again?"
Mom said impatiently, yes! Men don't have a good thing, does the daughter say also include grandpa?
My mother said I was talking about your father, you said what my father was doing, my daughter said my father was a man, wasn't my grandfather a man?
The mother said angrily, you, really angry at me, the daughter said then I will go back with you!
Mom said I'm going back to my house, what are you going to do! The daughter said I would follow and explain it to the manufacturer.
This is the poor quality of the product, the user experience is not satisfied, which has nothing to do with the user!
Mom said angrily, I! ...... Speechless.
03.
At the table, a family of three is eating, the man stretched out his chopsticks, wanted to clip a chicken leg to eat, the wife slapped back the husband's hand, said what are you going to eat this for?
At this time, the 5-year-old daughter was not happy, yelling at her mother, is it easy for my father to work all day and night?
Come back and cook for you, what's wrong with eating a chicken leg? After saying that, he clipped a chicken leg to Dad.
Say Daddy you eat this big chicken leg first, wait a minute is not enough, I also give you that to eat, Mom said that is not because there are fewer chicken legs?
The daughter replied to her mother, knowing that chicken legs buy less, you don't know how to buy more next time!
The mother put down the chopsticks angrily, and the daughter said what is wrong? Mom said angry! The daughter said loudly, you are angry with me and hold back.
Hahaha... Mother is speechless, what a sin! He made an enemy of himself.
04.
My 8-year-old daughter walked over to the living room couch and asked Dad how you slept here!
Dad said he was drunk last night, came back too late, and then was thrown out by your mom, you know, and slept here.
The daughter shook her head wordlessly, turned her head back to get a glass of water, took it and said, Daddy, you drink a cup of water!
Dad said thank you daughter, daughter said Dad, let's play a game!
Within 5 seconds, you answer who the three people you love the most are, and then start counting down, five-four-three-two-one.
Dad was just about to open his mouth and say that the three of them had... Before the daughter said it, you don't have to say it.
I know who you're talking about, there's no one in those three people, right, remember to love yourself.
Silly dad, the daughter said this, turned around and went back to the room.
05.
Three female classmates of about 12 years old were outside, the roadside stall was ready to go to dinner, and after sitting down, one of the girls said, my father said, take me to Hainan during the winter vacation.
The other two are also compound roads, Hainan! Isn't it hot! The seaside is not particularly warm.
Another is also asking, what about your winter vacation? Where are you going? Thoughts? The girl said to stay at home during the winter holidays!
At this time, a construction worker also came to eat, and heard two other people asking this girl, what is your father doing!
The man turned his head and looked at the three of them, and there was his own daughter among the three, and then he was afraid to embarrass his daughter.
Just whisper to the stall owner, you pack me! The boss's wife said, I want to pack it! The boss also said not to eat here!
These two sentences were a little loud, attracting the eyes of the three girls, and the man quickly twisted his face to the side.
Afraid that his daughter would see him, he only saw his daughter at this time, and he walked over happily, stood next to him and shouted his father.
At this time, the father turned around and said to his daughter a little crampedly, you should be quieter, don't let your classmates hear.
Joke that your father is incompetent, shame on you, the daughter does not care to come forward, saying that the father is fine.
Then he took her father's hand and went to introduce her classmates, this is my father, a construction worker.
Two of my daughter's classmates also said, "Uncle is good, it turns out that the high-rise buildings in this neighborhood are all built by you!"
My daughter was also particularly proud to say that others called them city beauticians.
When speaking, the girl did not have any inferiority, and the corners of her mouth were full of adoration with a smile.
And two of her classmates also stood up and called uncle hello! Let's do it together! Then several people sat at a table.
While chatting happily, we waited for the meal to be served and ate together.
06. Fairy tales are not taboo
The sister-in-law went to her sister's house to play, and at night the two sisters were in the same bed.
Chatting about the day is getting ready to sleep, the daughter does not want to sleep with her father, this time only to see the daughter come over and say to the aunt.
My aunt told you one thing, in fact, my father does not like to sleep with my mother, or you should go and sleep with my father!
The aunt listened to this and covered her face in embarrassment and laughed, and the mother was also laughed at by her daughter's words.
The child's world is very simple, and the words spoken are thoughtless! Jokes were made.
Author: Sister Jenny!