Taiwan retired major general, "Tufang Brother" in Beichen once again became famous.
A few days ago, the People's Liberation Army military exercise, before the Beichen exercise, shouted, if the missiles come over, absolutely can not accept, must be fought down; As a result, the next day the Platon Launched 11 missiles in one go, and 4 more crossed over Taipei, and the Taiwan military did not intercept them, and did not even dare to announce them. Then "Brother Tufang" punched himself in the face, and said without changing his face: When we were children, we all played dodgeball, and the focus was on dodging, not interception! Just let it fly over, nothing remarkable...
After making this remark, I am afraid that my face has not yet swollen, which makes another earth-shattering remark: The interception rate of Taiwan's Tianbow missile is "3 70 equals 210 theory."
Here's the thing. On the same day, the host asked: "How high is the interception rate of the Taiwan military's Tianbow air defense missiles?" ”
Yu Beichen listened to this question, I was too good at this question, so I answered confidently: "Usually it is about 70%." ”
The host exclaimed, "So high?" ”
Yu Beichen may be afraid that the host will have doubts, so he immediately threw out Wang's remarks: "I intercepted one shot of three shots, and the interception rate was 210 percent, how could it not be stopped?" ”
Host: "Oh ~ three shots intercept one shot?" How to stop..."
Maybe everyone was shocked, and the scene was suddenly quiet for two seconds...
At this moment, Yu Beichen, who is known as Mr. Wolong of the Taiwan Army, is not in danger, and when he sees that the host has never seen the world, he immediately explains triumphantly: "Xiangxin block!" We use one shot too risky, must be three shots, with a trigonometric function, 210 percent of the block to get, must be blocked, if not blocked, the Chinese Academy of Sciences can close the door ..."
In addition to Brother Tufang's remarks, there are actually many absurd and ridiculous remarks, and we will give a few examples.
For example, Li Zhenghao, a field mouse brother, actually made rumors in a certain program that the mainland "has no meat and no grain", "The people have no protein, and they lack it to eat voles!" Voles are the most important source of protein in the rural areas of the mainland! ”
For example, Huang Shicong, a squeezed vegetable brother who used to be a black mainlander who "can't afford to squeeze vegetables", said in the program that the Three Gorges Dam is a "tofu slag project" and that "once the Three Gorges Dam collapses, the water will rush down at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour, destroying Nanjing and rushing to Shanghai."
Mainland netizens have ridiculed: "Send you two packs of squeezed vegetables, do you still want the dam?" ”
A few days ago, the PLA missile flew over Taipei, and Taiwan's so-called military experts also said that one missile from the mainland is 20 million, and Taiwan's Patriot air defense missile is 60 million, and at least two must be launched when intercepted, 2 to 12, and the cost is not cost-effective; And in case of interception, the fragments falling down will also injure the people by mistake, so there is no need to intercept.
Isn't it anti-intellectual, isn't it ridiculous. Many mainland netizens will have a question, why Taiwan's political discussion programs are so absurd and ridiculous, these so-called guests are simply a strange ah, if you can be an expert, then many of our netizens can also do ah.
Because in our impression, political discussion programs are generally serious and professional, and the guests invited to each topic are experts in that field. However, Taiwan's political science programs do not follow this routine at all, and they do not take the professional as the standard, but the wonderful entertainment. The reason is that there are many political discussion programs in Taiwan, and the competition is very fierce. And the people of Taiwan usually like to see this type, because it is cool to watch, it is enjoyable to watch, and it is suitable for all ages. Coupled with the fact that since the DPP came to power, the Anti-China Struggle against China and Hatred has become political correctness, and for the sake of this political correctness, major programs have begun to deceive the people of Taiwan with fake news and bad programs; they will not report on the real mainland, will not say a good word about the mainland, and will only show the islanders all kinds of programs that smear the mainland. The common people gradually like to watch this kind of mainland poor and rotten, Taiwan is a good good cool film.
These famous guests are actually very competitive, the notice fee is generally 3,000 (about 600 or 700 yuan), the performance is good, and the program effect is good for 4,000. As a result, many guests for a few thousand yuan of car and horse fees, often no lower limit, as long as the program effect is good, you can enjoy nonsense, sensationalism, will not care at all whether it is right or not. Some desperately curse the mainland, all kinds of bizarre angles, all kinds of rumors and smears; Some play with themselves, how great Taiwan is, and all kinds of wins and hemp.
So that's why, in Taiwan's fake news about the mainland, there are a lot of anti-intellectual remarks, and some of them are simply ridiculous. Fortunately, our mainland netizens are also becoming more and more confident, so they regard these remarks as paragraphs and ridicule the Taiwan people as frogs at the bottom of the well. (General Yu's latest response: Taiwan's missile "three-shot 210% incident" continues to ferment, and Taiwan's withdrawal will come in Beichen.