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Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

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Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

When I used to talk about Australia, I always longed for:

The beautiful Great Barrier Reef, the stupid animals that live there...

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Eagle Bay, Australia

It wasn't until I watched some videos that I understood,

Don't go to Australia!!!

You think Australia is a healthy kangaroo, a soft koala, a cute wombat, in fact...

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

wombat

The following article high-energy warning!

Some pictures may cause discomfort!

Australia is a place that surprises you everywhere.

Some kangaroos, ostensibly national treasures, are actually secretly working as security guards in your home.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

After all, when you get off work, you'll find something that wants to come in your door.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

They are usually polite and don't bother with each other.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

If you express unwelcoming, with just one gesture, they will moisten.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Spiny sea snake

Despite their politeness, you will often wonder if you are still on Earth in Turkey.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian magic lizard

Australia is located in the southern hemisphere, where the Tropic of Cancer passes through its middle.

There are tropical desert and savannah climates to the north, and tropical rainforests and subtropical monsoon climates to the south, and the climate is very complex.

Each climate zone has a unique flora and fauna.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian lizards take a nap on the wall

There are more than 2400 species of arachnids here.

No matter where you live, not seeing a big spider means that you haven't lived long enough.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

There are also deadly poisonous snakes, inconspicuous but dangerous demonic geckos;

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australia's wildlife variety is one of the most incredible places on earth.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

A demon cigarette butt gecko that can shoot venom from its tail

In the early years, snakes often appeared in everyone's toilet.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

For Australians, this is nothing new.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

There are snakes in this area, please rinse before using the toilet

But when you think you know a lot, there is always a creature that can subvert your cognition.

At the same time, it makes you believe that there are dangers around you.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian fir pine cones, falling can smash people to death

Sometimes it's the Caterpillar of March.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Sometimes it's the Australian monitor lizard in your backyard.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Sometimes it's an alien monster-like Australian moth.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Or the prototype of the vampire, the big bat.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

At night in Cununnara, in the northwest, the heavy rain had just stopped.

Some sugarcane toads (giant sea toads, highly poisonous) took a 3.5m python in order not to be washed away by the rain.

Some experts say that male sugarcane toads may try to mate with pythons.

Sugarcane toads are more deadly toxins than pythons, so they can act recklessly.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Looking at the strange creatures, you are no longer sure, is the koala really as cute as it looks?

After all, you haven't seen a koala and can fiddle with your camera.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Here, some inconspicuous species exceed their lethality.

When you see a cow eating a snake, you can be sure it's Australia.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

As the saying goes, early birds have worms to eat.

In Australia, early birds were eaten by insects.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

But giant earthworms are still much inferior to frogs and snakes.

When the latter two meet, you can't predict who will survive in the end.

The big green tree frog can kill a snake.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

And the snake and crocodile are not difficult.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

In Western Australia, there is a snake called the olive python that feeds on freshwater crocodiles.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australia does not believe in tears, because prey often ceases to exist before it is too late to shed tears;

Australia also does not worship the strong, because no one is always the winner.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

After swallowing a crocodile in its entirety, it smiled at the camera

On the surface, crocodiles are at the bottom of this food chain.

But maybe somewhere on the side of the road, it's enjoying the delicacy of a baby shark.

This is common in Australia.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

When a robust kangaroo provokes the big brother of the flower arm, even a 200-pound strong man will not easily duel with it.

Because, they know its true combat power.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

At dusk, next to australian highways, kangaroos with developed chest muscles are rampant road killers.

In 2016, 88% of the nearly 20,000 car claims in Australia were caused by kangaroos.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

The following are all everyday in Australia

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

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Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

When I used to talk about Australia, I always longed for:

The beautiful Great Barrier Reef, the stupid animals that live there...

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Eagle Bay, Australia

It wasn't until I watched some videos that I understood,

Don't go to Australia!!!

You think Australia is a healthy kangaroo, a soft koala, a cute wombat, in fact...

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

wombat

The following article high-energy warning!

Some pictures may cause discomfort!

Australia is a place that surprises you everywhere.

Some kangaroos, ostensibly national treasures, are actually secretly working as security guards in your home.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

After all, when you get off work, you'll find something that wants to come in your door.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

They are usually polite and don't bother with each other.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

If you express unwelcoming, with just one gesture, they will moisten.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Spiny sea snake

Despite their politeness, you will often wonder if you are still on Earth in Turkey.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian magic lizard

Australia is located in the southern hemisphere, where the Tropic of Cancer passes through its middle.

There are tropical desert and savannah climates to the north, and tropical rainforests and subtropical monsoon climates to the south, and the climate is very complex.

Each climate zone has a unique flora and fauna.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian lizards take a nap on the wall

There are more than 2400 species of arachnids here.

No matter where you live, not seeing a big spider means that you haven't lived long enough.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

There are also deadly poisonous snakes, inconspicuous but dangerous demonic geckos;

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australia's wildlife variety is one of the most incredible places on earth.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

A demon cigarette butt gecko that can shoot venom from its tail

In the early years, snakes often appeared in everyone's toilet.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

For Australians, this is nothing new.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

There are snakes in this area, please rinse before using the toilet

But when you think you know a lot, there is always a creature that can subvert your cognition.

At the same time, it makes you believe that there are dangers around you.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australian fir pine cones, falling can smash people to death

Sometimes it's the Caterpillar of March.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Sometimes it's the Australian monitor lizard in your backyard.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Sometimes it's an alien monster-like Australian moth.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Or the prototype of the vampire, the big bat.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

At night in Cununnara, in the northwest, the heavy rain had just stopped.

Some sugarcane toads (giant sea toads, highly poisonous) took a 3.5m python in order not to be washed away by the rain.

Some experts say that male sugarcane toads may try to mate with pythons.

Sugarcane toads are more deadly toxins than pythons, so they can act recklessly.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Looking at the strange creatures, you are no longer sure, is the koala really as cute as it looks?

After all, you haven't seen a koala and can fiddle with your camera.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Here, some inconspicuous species exceed their lethality.

When you see a cow eating a snake, you can be sure it's Australia.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

As the saying goes, early birds have worms to eat.

In Australia, early birds were eaten by insects.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

But giant earthworms are still much inferior to frogs and snakes.

When the latter two meet, you can't predict who will survive in the end.

The big green tree frog can kill a snake.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

And the snake and crocodile are not difficult.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

In Western Australia, there is a snake called the olive python that feeds on freshwater crocodiles.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

Australia does not believe in tears, because prey often ceases to exist before it is too late to shed tears;

Australia also does not worship the strong, because no one is always the winner.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

After swallowing a crocodile in its entirety, it smiled at the camera

On the surface, crocodiles are at the bottom of this food chain.

But maybe somewhere on the side of the road, it's enjoying the delicacy of a baby shark.

This is common in Australia.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

When a robust kangaroo provokes the big brother of the flower arm, even a 200-pound strong man will not easily duel with it.

Because, they know its true combat power.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

At dusk, next to australian highways, kangaroos with developed chest muscles are rampant road killers.

In 2016, 88% of the nearly 20,000 car claims in Australia were caused by kangaroos.

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

The following are all everyday in Australia

Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia
Bats are tall, pythons are on the toilet, lizards are climbing windows, don't go to Australia

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