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Is this a stove horse? Can you still drive a sister?
What kind of horse is a stove horse and can it be ridden?
What the hell is stove horse?
Yesterday, headline netizens talked about an idiom called "clues", and the discussion was fierce. This idiom refers to the more subtle traces that are not easy to find.
(I'm not a "horse track", I'm a horse of the horse season, O'no, the horse of the horse racing season)
But someone barded, "spider silk" can be understood, but what about "horse tracks"? Don't big horses just leave traces that are hard to find?
Wrong, the horse of the "horse track" is the "stove horse"!
What is a stove horse?
1. Stove horses are not horses
Someone asked, what is the "horse" of the "clue"?
Ma Yun, Ma Huateng, or Ma Baoguo? These are all powerful characters, and there is no trace of walking in the rivers and lakes?
In fact, the horse of the "clue" is really not a horse, nor can it be related to Ma Yun Ma's handsome or something!
Secretly tell you that this "horse" is actually a "stove horse"!
(Ming people don't say secret words, I am the stove horse)
What, "Stove Horse"? What is a "horse"!
Then secretly tell you that the "stove horse" is not a horse, the "stove horse" is an insect.
That's right! Stove horse is a kind of ant, also called the sudden stove ant, stove horse ant, the body length of about 4cm, spring warm comeback, summer and autumn active in the field, deep autumn cold will look for warm land, began to go into the house, so the stove room is the preferred place.
Why into the stove room?
In the past, people were poor, there was no heating in the house, only the stove room was warm; The stove room is hidden, and there are residues to eat, people stove horses are not picky eaters, meat is not taboo, here is the ideal place.
(Which is the male "horse" and which is the female "horse"?) ）
The south of the stove horse is also called "stove chicken", there is no feather on the body, the key is still high hunched over (so the stove horse is also called a camel), hooked with a small head, coupled with a pair of huge thighs, but also raised two long thin whiskers, ugly and obscene, harmful to crops.
2. Stove horse is also a performer, and has a great aura in folk
Legend has it that the stove horse is the mortal mount of the stove king, stained with immortality, very bullish, it is said that it can also bring fortune, so some places also call it "money camel", the stove horse in the rural stove house can not be captured, many old people are taboo.
Stove horse driving money and driving stove king, the back is tired, it is really not easy Ha. In any case, this is the saying that people yearn for a better life in poor times, and it is understandable.
(I am a tall horse, not a horse ridden by King Stove)
More importantly, in the stove room, you can still hear the stove horse fuqin playing, although the sound is not abrupt, but after all, in the autumn and winter when everything withers, it also adds a sense of vitality and vitality.
Stove horses will bark?
Someone asked, the stove horse mouth will not make a sound, the abdomen does not have a singular sac, more importantly, the body is not hanging at all, can not rub the hard wings to pronounce, but also called qu, really fake?
It's true!
(Tired hunchbacked!) Drive money, drive the stove king, but also have to seduce the sister... ）
Many insects can bark, and we have never seen them with their mouths. However, many insects have sound sac vibrations and sounds, such as cicadas; There are also rubbing leather wings to make sounds, such as crickets; There is also a kind of sound that makes a sound by rubbing the thighs, and yes, it is the stove horse!
Yes, you read that right, the stove horse just rubs its thighs to make sounds
！ You think its strong thighs are just for bouncing?
The stove horse thighs are densely covered with rough burr structure, when the mood is comfortable, the stove horse master will be interested in the hair, the legs rub each other like a piano, the tune is fast and slow, loose and tight, people this is a sister, you don't understand it doesn't matter!
(It was cold, and quietly I entered the house)
Marvel at nature's masterpieces, right?
In short, the "stove horse" is not a "horse", the "horse" of the high-headed horse; The stove horse is the "horse", the "horse" of the "stove horse", the "horse" of the stove king...
Isn't it dizzy? Halo is right, Chinese culture is so interesting!