Artist Hold 's sister (Xie Yilin) married her long-time friend GREEN in March 2018, the two have 1 son and 1 daughter, she also faded out of the show business circle after marriage, and devoted herself to taking a baby. Husband GREEN has always been a mystery, recently Xie Yilin generously shared the encounter between the two, and said that he wanted to write a romance novel, "This story is called "Overbearing Poor Ghost and Confused Female Ugly", the content is very exciting and interesting, making netizens crazy to knock on the bowl to update.
Xie Yilin wrote two long articles on the face, the story of the public encounter with her husband, the two were in high school to participate in the activity "Hunger 30" to meet, she revealed the origin of the "GREEN" nickname, is that everyone had a nickname at that time, only "difficult to add ice cube face" green did not, so Xie Yilin as a host, saw GREEN wearing green shoes, called him "little green", and later grew up to want to be a little foreign and changed to "GREEN".
Looking back now, Xie Yilin said that "he pretended to be gay close to me", because after the two became acquainted, GREEN often called her in the middle of the night, when the loud horn she thought "which straight man can talk so much", and then went to college GREEN made a girlfriend, she thought "the mouth is really hard ~ is the boyfriend", think that GREEN took his girlfriend home to show his parents, just a scene, but when she made a boyfriend, GREEN's attitude was extremely excited, and immediately called her to ask "Impossible, which crazy person wants to like you." "Tell your boyfriend to talk, I want to make sure it's a living person", "Plastic toys don't count".
Xie Yilin said that the boyfriend at that time was very possessive, although she said that GREEN was a "good sister", but the boyfriend thought that GREEN was to get close to her, only deliberately pretended, helplessly the relationship with GREEN fell into a freezing point, the story ended here, because the process was described very vividly and interestingly, so that netizens knocked on the bowl of the next episode, directly shouting "Don't hang our appetite", "Better than romance novels a hundred times Better, please continue serialization", "how to see the right momentum to stop", "Take care of the child to come back to update" ！
【Xie Yilin Facebook two full text】
（1）
Let me introduce my husband Green
The whole story we've known for 15 years is too long
So I wrote him as a romance novel
This story is called
"Domineering poor ghost and stupid ugly woman"
It turns out that not what is crowned with domineering x confusion will make people feel excited
Chapter 1 "When You're Hungry"
We met in high school
I hualien girls middle school he hualien high school
At that time, the two schools jointly organized a hunger thirty event
(Two fat men had even participated in Hunger Thirty.)
The two of us are hungry now and can't survive for three small children)
I'm the host and he's the team assistant
ME I'm LINLIN I'm the moderator next you introduce yourself
A I am a pluck (fruit is bound to have
B I am Webber (At that time, Webo Telecom was very popular
C I called Hu Mei I have to eat three meals (what is the matter with us?)
It's my husband's turn
: I don't have a nickname
(Atmosphere freezing point....
As soon as the male protagonist appears, it is difficult to add ice cube face
The warm good boy was embarrassed to take the script from the second side of the man
This is where the atmosphere of the Frozen Division comes from
We are most afraid of this kind of person in tuankang activities
But my South Hualien 'words don't fall to the ground' champion can still be afraid of you?
I said: Ah ~ ~ you wear green shoes are called little green
(Good sloppiness?) Words do not land is not landed, do not care about quality)
He also used the nickname half-pushed and half-pushed
Later, when I grew up, I wanted to have a little foreign flavor and became Green
We didn't have much interaction during the event
Because I'm the brightest star on stage I only see myself (XD)
And he led the team to take care of the student sister offstage (the student fends for himself)
The event is over Goodbye Break this life and never see each other again
Fate is wonderful We who are completely uninterested at the event
We met in a café a few days later
(Why go to a café because you have to read a book.)
Why not go to the library because it's not convenient to chat)
I was playing with my friends
The drama of 'Big Brother Sopranos Looking for Women' (Reading?) ）
Just missing a little brother who picks up cigarette butts
Looking at the café, he was the only one left
He was caught by us as the little brother of this pick-up
He initially refused
Say don't act, acting is quite good
That... It hurts a bit
But the suppressed micro-expression of gritting teeth is in place
Later, we would go to the café from time to time to perform book clubs
It turned out that he wasn't an Atmosphere Freezer
This person can talk more than I can talk when the clip opens
At the time I thought he should be gay
Which straight man can talk so much?
He would often call me in the middle of the night
Thought you were in love? No
Pure friendship is too pure to be true (probably because my high school appearance is also pure friendship department
———— digression
Previously saw a scandal on the news about a working partner
To be honest, I can't believe it at all
They're all super nice people when we work together
Really gentlemanly and decent gentleman
I said to my friend: I don't believe that he I know can't do such a thing
But my friend said to me: Maybe your appearance makes people good
Then I understood a little with tears in my eyes
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
Finish crying
Speaking of which?
I talk to him on the phone every day
He loves to hear me tell jokes
(Can my joke help sleep?)
But he's not special either
I'm a scumbag who can't get enough calls every day
I'm surrounded by men and women, young and old
If you are in a bad mood, you will treat me as an alternative counselor
Telling jokes + enlightenment (I really sell laughter and don't sell myself.)
So for a while I thought I should go and be a psychiatrist
Saving other people's unhappy lives (but I'm now also a folk remedy for the psychic world.)
Endless calls every day
Endless days of talking, endless laughter
Suddenly one day I woke up
What the hell am I doing, my mother sent me to Hualien to study
I have only half a year left before entering the university and I am still not studying
Funny over there all day?!?!
Funny can be eaten as a meal
(You can actually eat it later.)
Then I read bitterly
I wouldn't have gone to any café library
Everyone's calls were also not answered
In my world, there are only 7,000 single battles to save the national language
thereupon
I lost contact with Green
（2）
Domineering poor ghosts and confused female ugly
Chapter Two: The Man Who Pretends to Gay Approach Me
Half a year's sprint break is useful to break everything apart
I scored a 26th grade from a mock exam
In the end, I scored a score of 52 (I don't test the machine at all.)
When I was breastfeeding, I told my mom that alcohol wasn't enough for food
My mother scoffed: "You haven't become stupid in our time."
I was furious: If you hadn't touched alcohol, I should have worked at NASA now instead of being a comedian!
A grade of 52 is the result of a brain damage
The summer of college admission
The computer I bought to go to college
I spent the whole summer working at a beverage shop in Yuli
(At that time, the hourly salary was only 75, and there was nothing wrong with being harshly deducted from the salary of the working boy who was pitiful)
Green and "Pulling Spicy" (and how this person is every episode)
This lady is a classmate of our flower girls
Green was at the time of my initiation
Robbed the mainland people of the title of good girlfriend
He wondered for a moment
'Why does every girl come and tell me when her period is coming?'
Still asking? You are my sister and you are my back
But as a sister, you won't be forced to come out
Everything is waiting for you to open your mouth (so sweet)
Green and Spicy heard that I, a crazy woman, was working
Said be sure to come and drink to see if the drink I made was poisonous
They actually rode motorcycles from Hualien to Yuli in the summer to find me
If you don't rest, you have to ride for more than two hours
The physical strength that only high school students have
(and the healthy ass of young people)
Then drank my drink to make sure there was no poison
Shame laughed and played with me as a working boy and then left
Whether it is a crush on me or not
(Look at the good looks in high school, nothing is fine pure friendship)
After that I went to college in Taipei
And what about him..... Retake the exam in Taipei
Therefore, it is recommended that everyone still think that the pain is not as good as the short pain
The café is really not suitable for reading
This year I was enjoying my free college life
Change his mind and read well (turn on do not disturb mode)
I won't look for him if it's not something very important
I once called him and told him about a dog in front of our dorm
I call it Little Green (how much I love to help people give names and it's not new)
But the reason is different because all the female dormitories call him Xiao Huang
In order to be a special person in its mind, I insisted on calling it Little Green
As a result, one day I was bitten by Little Green
(really special, particularly annoying)
Sent to the hospital for sutures to break the cold
The doctor asked me: Where did you get bitten?
I said: The door of the school dormitory
Doctor: So it's a familiar dog
I said: Meet us every day
Doctor: Then why did he suddenly attack you?
I (a little hard to talk about): ..... Because I sang to him
Doctor (can't believe his ears): Sing..... Song?
I (really embarrassed): ...... And dancing
Doctor: Well... (Profound silence) The dog should be fine
Me: So am I the problem?
Doctor os ah no le
Doctor: No, I mean he shouldn't be rabies or something
(Benevolence)
This doctor's ability to hold back laughter is also first-class
(This type of event is considered an important event)
Because there is no common life
Naturally, there are fewer topics
From a good friend who used to chat every day
Become a friend who will call when something big happens
(There was no Facebook ig at that time)
There are also some important events
The real big thing is like he said he had a girlfriend
The first time I heard the news I thought to myself
"The mouth is really hard ~ it's a boyfriend"
The second time he said he had changed his girlfriend and brought it to show his parents
I thought to myself
"Too filial piety, I still have to show my parents"
I'm thinking
Maybe the world is more inclusive and he doesn't need to play it again
I do the same with him as a result Le
He called me immediately when he heard I had a boyfriend
"You don't have to talk about whether it's good or not"
"It's impossible for a crazy person to like you."
(After the funny, there is a crazy person who wants to marry me Le)
"Or blind?"
"Don't make it up over there without thinking I can't see it"
"Otherwise you'll call your boyfriend to talk first, and I'll make sure it's a living person."
"Plastic toys are not counted' (no pin eh how to be so professional)
You guy insisted on having a girlfriend, and I didn't react so exaggeratedly
Why question the fact of selling out Le
To show my innocence
I gave my boyfriend at the time to Green to believe it
But my boyfriend at the time fantasized that I was a Culture University Angela baby
All the men within my radius of ten miles were thinking of me
As long as there are any 'biological men' around me, he will be jealous
No more Gay (pseudo-bride reluctantly)
Vinegar Bucket ex-boyfriend suspects that gay around me is pretending that GAY is approaching me Shaw thinking of me
(Ha hug me eh me eh me!) Do you want to look at persuasion again)
My gay friend around me was furious and felt that this questioning was a personal humiliation for them
The angry part is not pretending to be gay part, but the part that likes me
After more than two years with this vinegar bucket boyfriend
In the past two years, all male friends around him have been directly blacklisted
Includes Green
So our relationship re-entered the Ice Age
To be continued....