Brazil has never lacked football geniuses, in addition to the king Pele, there are also Bebeto, big and small Luo and other well-known stadium superstars. It's just that their title of "King of the Ball" is an honor that kicks out one foot at a time, and today this one is a household name with his unparalleled acting skills.
Carlos Caesar, a Brazilian player with the same name as Beckenbauer, but the biggest difference between the two is that he can't play at all. Mixed in football for more than 20 years, 0 goals and 0 assists, but with Bebeto, Roma Leo, Edmund and other superstars called brothers. His deeds have even been made into movies.
In fact, his real name is not Caesar, but Carlos Capasso. However, he said that his skills were comparable to those of the "Emperor of Football", so he changed his name to Caesar.
As a fellow Luo, the children from Porto Aregre, Brazil, may have had a dream of being a football star since childhood, dreaming of one day walking out of this not-so-rich homeland with football.
But talent is not something that everyone has, and despite Caesar's hard training, his skills are still very bad. Although he has a physique that far exceeds that of others, once he touches the ball, he finds that he does not have the same control over this round toy as others. Slowly, Caesar seemed to be about to give up on this childhood dream.
Maybe it's crooked, maybe it's prepared. A scout from Mexico gave Caesar hope. In the test, strength, physical fitness, Caesar far surpassed the students of the same period. This makes the scout feel as if he has picked up a treasure, fast, strong, or Brazilian, like the next ball king material.
Without hesitation, he signed Caesar and came to Mexico.
But the ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, and once she plays Caesar, she will be exposed. You can only sacrifice Dembele's trick and pretend to be sick.
On the training ground, he deliberately let his teammates pass the ball to him, and when the ball came to his feet, a big foot drove out, and then fell to the ground in pain, in one breath.
Covering his thighs, he told the team doctor that his muscles were strained. Due to the limited medical conditions at that time, there was no similar MRI examination method, it was difficult to identify, and the team doctors could only believe his words. It was from this time that sudden muscle injuries accompanied him throughout his career.
Over time, even the scouts who recruited him to the team saw that something was wrong. But once you say it, you will not smash your own job. The team was reluctant to raise a wreck like this, and a few months later, Caesar's first career ended.
Glory returns home. Due to the lack of communication at that time, no one knew how Caesar played in Mexico, but it was an overseas experience that made him highly sought after. Caesar, though inflexible under his feet, grew a mouth that could speak. Under his oil and vinegar, another "ball king" was born. Roma Leo, Bebeto and others became his friends.
With the aura of other stars, invitations from local teams followed.
Always hanging on a tree, always showing the filling. This time he can learn well, the contract is only signed for a short period, and often in training because of some "accidents" fell ill. Ball quotient is not high, but emotional intelligence is rarely compared. Teammates and friends sometimes help him to lie, which is also indispensable to the usual beauty plan, sauna massage a dragon of "emotional investment". Revolution is not a dinner party, football is.
In order not to play, he always had various reasons to resign. In addition to the injury certificates issued by various doctors and friends, the seven aunts and eight aunts, who were about the same age, also died one by one here, and the grandmother alone used it 28 times.
You can't always eat the old book, and Caesar also pays special attention to packaging himself. He would hire the 50-cent water army to welcome him where he appeared, find media friends to brag about his skills in newspapers and magazines, and even find someone to record his "goal collection" outside the field for the sake of reality.
As long as he does not go to the court, wherever he goes, he is a superstar in people's eyes, the king of the ball.
There are many walks by the river, and there are always times when there are wet shoes.
This time, he worked for a local club in Brazil, and the boss was a well-known local gangster. In one game, his own team was abused by his opponents. In the face of pressure from the boss, the coach also had to let Caesar, who had said that he did not have to play, to "turn the tide".
This time, he couldn't really pretend, and looking at the angry black face of the owner on the sidelines, Caesar had to harden his scalp and get on the court for the first time.
But it was both familiar and unfamiliar to him here, and it was inevitable that he would have to show his filling if he continued like this. Caesar had a whim and started the idea of the fans on the sidelines. Only to see him curse the fans on the sidelines suddenly out of control, and then scolded the fans. This move naturally received a red card from the referee, and Caesar also left the court with "regret".
The game was lost, and the boss came to Caesar with a gun and asked him to explain his actions. Caesar said bluntly that it was you and your team that the fan kept scolding. And I lost my father when I was a child, and you are another father given to me by God, and I will never allow anyone to insult you like that.
The boss was greatly touched after hearing this and immediately forgave him. The contract was renewed for half a year and the salary was raised.
Caesars extended his playing career for 26 years with his super acting skills and emotional intelligence. In those 26 years, he had only made one appearance and was sent off with a red card. He scored 0 goals and 0 assists in his career until 2004, when he retired due to eye disease.
During these 20 years he played for more than 20 teams, including well-known teams like Flamenco. Ronaldo, Zico, Ade, Domario and many other top stars have also played here.
Retired from the army, he became a fitness instructor, the kind that served women. It can really be said that it is a winner in life. However, the deceitful king of the ball has not received much condemnation, and people have regarded this experience as an inspirational story, calling him The Forrest Gump of Brazil.
The documentary "Football Caesar: Never Appeared" is based on his experience.
However, this is also a product of that era of communication blockage, and it may be revealed in a day now.
What do you think of this kind of story? Do you despise the liar or do you worship him as a god?