On March 10, 2020, at 12:16 noon, Associate Professor Yu Kasa and Accountant Chang Silk Chess talked for the twentieth time in a 3 hour and 46 minutes telephone chat.
Chang Siqi: "Through our conversation, I think you are a brave and strategic person!" Hahaha! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "But I'm unlucky." You see, my luck may have been taken up by the first half of the time. ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Oh! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "My luck, what is my luck?" I didn't graduate from college and found a future husband who was very good to me. After work, my mother-in-law helped me transfer to my favorite school as a full-time teacher. I have a cute baby son again. My luck is here! ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! Hahahahaha! ”
Associate Professor Rain commented: At this time, the conspiracy and trickery expert on the other side of the phone, Chang Siqi, laughed loudly.
Chang Siqi said to Associate Professor Yu viciously in his heart, "Your good luck has a big one!" Several people have been dragged by the school to retire, but no matter how much they delay, they can't drag you out. If I hadn't figured out early on that you would definitely be able to catch up, and then pretended to be a friend to calculate your rank promotion, you would have no problem!
However, Zhuang Feihuang and Shui Guanyuan of the academy did not disclose the 'parallel implementation plan of the college's ranks', and I felt that these bad officials of the academy deliberately delayed everyone. Sure enough, as I expected, the school did not complete the first batch of all grade promotions at the end of last year as required by the 'Parallel Implementation Plan for College Grades'.
A large number of ranks have been promoted, and it is not easy for me to get rid of you, but Zhuang Feihuang actually has the same heart as me. He deliberately delayed the performance of his duties in the national hierarchy policy!
Ha ha! Yu Kasa, you don't know your good luck met me this bad old lady, you are really bad luck! In August last year, I had already processed the words that came from your mouth to say a few college bachelors and handed them to Ding Huahua, a frustrated person with a mouth and no brain.
The old man of the school, who does not know the mouth of the dinghua flower! Her mouth had stirred up bloody winds at school and almost killed people. This time, I believe that Ding Huahua will not live up to my expectations and will definitely help me get rid of your promotion. Ding Huahua is a matchmaker in the end, and her kung fu is very powerful. Although her brain is not as good as mine, her unbalanced psychology of jealousy of others is on par with mine.
Ding Huahua also flipped her upper and lower lips, which aroused the anger of her old man Mi Chunqiu. Originally, the relationship between your Yu Kasa and Mi Chunqiu has been basically reconciled. You Yu Kasalai also never wanted to destroy Mi Chunqiu's promotion. Mi Chunqiu is also friendly to you Yu Kasa and let you go to Guilin for training. But your relationship is harmonious, how can my plot and trickery be realized?
Therefore, I passed on the indecent things of Mi Chunqiu to Ding Huahua. You Yu Kasa is also an honest person, so I told a few good friends, I don't pretend that friends how can I hear the words coming out of your mouth? No matter where you get the gossip from, if it is not the words spoken by you Yu Kasa himself, how can I process it and then hand it to Ding Huahua, and let her and her husband provoke dissension between you and the leaders?
Mi Chunqiu, a morally corrupt and flying villain, really immediately said that you Yu Kasa is a "perfect fly", you Yu Kasa is not stupid, do you still not understand? The friction between the two of you, which has been silenced, has escalated again with my provocation.
As soon as I watched Ercheji's strange expired anime in the property group, I understood that Ding Huahua's mouth also had a chemical reaction in Ercheji. Yu Kasa, didn't you say that Ercheji began to greet everyone warmly and wanted to greet you? The two of you have been friends for decades, what if Ercheji says to you ' College Rank Parallel Implementation Plan'?
Therefore, my two pieces of meat kung fu not only deceived a circle of colleagues and friends, but I immediately used dinghuahua as a stupid lady to sabotage the friendship of Mi Chunqiu and Ercheji to you. These two people seem to be grinning a lot, but in fact, they are both narrow-minded, and they really give you some diaphragm! Mi Chunqiu will definitely become my bridge pawn, and Ercheji will not be able to help you Yu Kasa! ’ ”
Associate Professor Rain: "The head of the department after I arrived at our school, you see! You also know that the first one is Meng Zimin, and Meng Zimin is a very powerful character, right? ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Yu: "This second one is Jin Huichan!" ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "This third one is Mi Chunqiu!" Although he was not the right person at first, he kept making trouble. ”
Chang Siqi: "This can only show that most of the middle level of our school are bad people, and you have no place to escape." ”
Associate Professor Rain: "I am a person who has no ambitions, I really don't lie to you!" My child said, I am a family-oriented person, to tell the truth! “
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "My job is almost enough!" ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Yes! We're all this, yes! Yes this! Well! ”
Associate Professor Rain "Oops! But unexpectedly, they regarded me as an imaginary enemy. When this Jin Hui Chan, let's be honest? ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "I really didn't expect someone like her!" Now, I'm old-fashioned. ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Yu: "If Jin Huichan had sent her 1,000 yuan at that time, the director of my teaching and research department would have gotten it." ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Oh! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "Because of what?" I was the only Chinese associate professor, and I was competent. I knew she should give it to me, but she wouldn't give it to me because I didn't give it to her! ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "If I want to send her 1,000 yuan, it should be easy to do things, she doesn't have much appetite!" And she won't be too upset with me! Although she is a grandchild, she loves money. ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "And the money is big and the money is small, she wants it." This social reality should be like that, but at that time, I was a relatively upright person and had an ideal color for society, you know? I think, I'm doing a good job, right? I don't need to be so low, do I? ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "So, that's an opportunity, to be honest!" It was an opportunity, but at the time I didn't think she was a human being. I think no matter what, a teaching and research director should take my turn, right? ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "So I didn't send her, I didn't give her flowers." ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! It is! ”
Associate Professor Yu: "So, in the end, the Department of Administration and Management wants to be the director of the teaching and research department." Ercheji said, "The Department of Administration has a secretarial teaching and research department and a teaching and research department, and you and Cao Jinxian will have a little development there." 'Right?' ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "He said, 'You are all associate professors, and Mi Chunqiu is also an associate professor.' The three of you are almost the same, and Mi Chunqiu will be good to you! In the future, the problem of solving the problem of the director of the teaching and research department is not big. You see, Ercheji didn't expect Mi Chunqiu to be so small," and as soon as we went, he made trouble. In the end, it takes a lot of trouble to be the director of the teaching and research department. You know? ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "Didn't you say that earlier?" In the end, I still found Zhen Zhen. Looking for Zhen Yi, Zhen Yi ignored me, and finally had no choice but to pull down his face and send it to Zhen Yi. You know? ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Oh! ”
Associate Professor Yu: "I had to send it to Zhen Zhen." ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Oh! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "More than 1,000 yuan is sent!" ”
Chang Silk Chess: "Oh! ”
Associate Professor Rain: "Not so little. Because I'm there, I can't do anything about it. I can't go anymore, I've reached the Department of Administration. Old Song wants to let the bow rank lecturer who studied law be the director of our secretarial teaching and research department! I am an associate professor of Chinese again, and three or four young teachers below! If you can't be the director of your teaching and research department, others will laugh at you no matter what! In the Basic Department, Jin Huichan made associate professors of politics the director of the teaching and research departments of our seven or eight Chinese teachers, and I was the only associate professor of Chinese who was less than forty years old.
At that time, he complained to the director of the Academic Affairs Office, Ercheji, and he would still think of helping, and he still had some integrity, responsibility and compassion in his heart. Now that I'm in the Department of Administration, there's nowhere to go, and he can't help me. I couldn't go back to the basics either. Originally, I thought that Jin Huichan was not bad, but when I arrived at the Administrative Management Department, I realized that Mi Chunqiu was more than ten times worse than her! ”
Chang Siqi: "Hmm! ”
Associate Professor Yu: "This old Wu and old Song can also be grandchildren." The second week I went, they told me together that I had just gone to Mi Chunqiu and told them bad things about me. They said that they would not listen to Mi Chunqiu and would be good to me. ......”