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The two major performance artists who have recently made outstanding contributions to the cause of culture and entertainment are Zhang Lan and the other is Late Evening.
Lan Jie's series of speeches on her son's marriage are already in the classic, and recently she has created a stream of cut-out fraud, let us thank her for her innovation in the live broadcast industry with goods.
And late at night, this is even more phenomenal -
You may not be familiar with the late night, but you should know what labels she has been labeled: pretending to be a tycoon, a pseudonym...
Before the late learning was the most popular time also derived a separate group, how to say it, other Internet disciplines always have the end, but the blood of late learning is enduring!
At the beginning of the year, she was interviewed by Jiang Sida, and "a person died" was scolded by netizens for a while.
Reasonable suspicion that she is scared of being scolded, so recently she has been mad and has released a series of videos called "Cooking Outside".
How to say it, compared to being whipped because of more deadly black spots, cooking is indeed a very safe strategy.
You scold me for being fake, then I will be real, am I not grounded yet!
But contrary to expectations, the entire series of videos with the audience (just because the inner fish is bored and idle to death) rolled up a burst of late school revival.
Friends who were not interested or did not have the opportunity to see the whole world before, now is a good opportunity to let's learn.
01
Come, first look at the two protagonists, next to her husband Lin Han.
Lin Han used to love to run his own cooking column (yes, he not only looks like Li Dazui, he also loves to cook as much as Dazui... ）
But the recipe is not as you think, he will make some green pepper ice cream, plucked shrimp and other things that do not look like people eat.
This time, his dark cuisine still lived up to expectations.
Take a look at the latest issue, the couple went to the wild to catch the river, and then collected a bunch of snails (dense phobia cautiously) -
This kind of snail in the river is said to have to be soaked, let it spit out the sand, and the result is that it is directly brought to the table by the big mouth.
This cooking method is even more extraordinary, with white wine and hot sauce, and finally a bunch of curry cubes, let's stir.
The final result is as follows.
You look at this dish, the crowd is gathered.......
At the end of the video, Wanwan smiles at this meal (with oversized filters) and compliments her husband.
The painting style of the big mouth is very grounded, and the snail is fragrant, and sighs: This field snail also has yellow tweed
The barrage couldn't stand it: there was a fart yellow, that was the xiang of the field snail!
Equally confusing is a pot in another video (I don't know what it is, but I've temporarily lost my ability to explain).
You can not know what he made, but be sure to know that it's Italian black vinegar yo ↓
There were also many people in the barrage who collapsed over to hygiene problems (he moved a stone over and grilled steak on it, and just finished rolling the donkey and went to roll black pepper).......
But it had nothing to do with evening milk, and she still took these meals (with oversized filters) and then made a cute smile, which contrasted sharply with her large mouth without filters.
These videos have not received any good response, some people say that you have no money and can't cook ah, some people have gone crazy before the black history;
No way, these two people wanted to be grounded, but they couldn't really pick up.
If the evening milk can remove the oversized filter and the large parameter beauty, it will be better, but we know that my sister will not.
02
Before the systematic review of the late school, let's order an appetizer, "Yan Pressure FBB":
Many accounts sent a press release of this photo saying that the late win, the internet celebrity competition star!
It turned out to be a good guy, this is a group photo of FBB pulled over by her before she finished her makeup:
In addition, many stars have suffered from it, such as cuckoos;
Another example is Shu Qi;
Another example is Ni Ni.
While suppressing countless small flowers and flowers, her life picture is actually as follows——
Late evening himself may not want to be caught in such a side again, so Always performs perfect posture.
She also has a nickname for the evening scholar called "The Left Pearl of the Catwalk", because she has to show her long legs at any time, let's watch the elegant toes.
Watch another one.
(It was Xi Mengyao who was held by her, but if you want to suppress the supermodel, it is useless to stretch your toes.) ）
Later, there was an explanation for the photo with FBB, saying that she was struggling with the posture because "the tape will fall off",
I don't sister Li, a halter's belt has nothing to drop...
03
That is to say, even from any angle, you can only see a false and real mask in the evening.
So it's perfectly normal that she is now transformed into a symbol of mass revelry.
In-depth understanding of late school, that has to start from her earliest experience -
First of all, he was born in Hong Kong, China, and his father and mother were born in Hong Kong one by one in Hong Kong and one in Beijing.
Even if the sister beats the other privacy mosaics tightly, she must reveal this noble identity.
At the same time, my sister has an extremely proud background in her mother's family.
Zhang Zizhong was directly called "our grandfather" by her, as for what the specific relationship is, it is not her own grandfather, it is her grandmother's grandfather's brother...
I didn't smell a similar smell coming from The Orchid Next Door.
Sure enough, knowledge is connected!
He studied undergraduate in CAFA in the evening, and was revered as a goddess of a certain petal, a model of beauty, and a symbol of literature and art when he was a student.
Although she herself does not strictly speak of painting, she can be the muse of inspiration for others. For example, the hot man, the great painter Liu Ye ——
To say that the only problem with this langcai female appearance love is that the other party is a husband with a wife, a 21-year-old and a 44-year-old. (Exploded in a certain flap).
But true love is invincible, and she was eventually sent to Columbia University for graduate school, achieving her first transformation.
Specifically in how to read in Columbia, Bi did not graduate, we do not know, anyway, the list of graduates did not find the name of the sister.
After completing the transformation of the first level of life, she met her current Lin Han after returning to China.
The rumored man is a rich second generation and a red third generation, and the two have known each other for a few months to get a license, and they quickly embrace happiness.
A man who can understand her shows up, and who can say it's not true love.
04
In 2014, the Pacifier CP held a wedding in Switzerland.
Family, an important examination point for late school appeared: "Where is this cub a good story" from whom?
The answer comes from Lin Han's sweet memories of the wedding:
"For two familys, for friends attending the wedding, and even for the local villagers, this cub Switzerland is a good story!"
On their first wedding anniversary, they returned to the castle to punch in (with n cameras) and looked at the new necklace in tears.
（....... Later, this chain never appeared again, suspected to be sponsored)
Of course, this is just the speculation of netizens, but it is basically reliable.
Because the principle of being a person adhered to by these two mouths has always been: "Not sunshine is equal to nothing.""
For example, the big wedding ring contains as much as 99 percent in the late night photos.
You see, I can show like this.
Can show like this.
Or, like this show.
Omit more photos here, just know that there are dozens of similar photos, and the famous incident of borrowing a mother-in-law's luxury bag.
Even the evening scholars who watched the hilarity were angry and threatened to send Lin Han a song "What a Man";
Under the pressure of netizens, Lin Han finally helped the evening milk to buy a bag, the same report copy, the same product detail map.
It's just that this is still a second-hand ancient bag, how, late and late is not worthy of carrying a new bag?
In this regard, Lin Hanchong guan was angry and blushed:
What's wrong with my wife only having a wedding ring to wear? What's wrong with me not sending bags?
He later said affectionately that I didn't like to send luxury goods, I only sent my wife art.
For example, on Valentine's Day, he said that he would send evening milk LV. As it turned out, he really sent LV Yay, Lv Donkey!
To be honest, it is right to prefer elegance, and the measure of love cannot be too vulgar.
For example, many of the love poems written by Lin Han to Laurel are very famous, such as the famous book "Lei Wanying You Are My Grandmother" (laminating is so named);
There is also "Let's in Love", which later became a very commonly used late sentence;
And repeatedly emphasized the way to write his wife's name, but at the critical moment he took the lead in writing it wrong, well, Let's Wanying...
Don't get me wrong, Big Mouth not only writes poetry for the evening, he also writes poetry for his beloved Ferrari. As a result, it was later found that the car was not his at all, but his father's.
Awkward, so embarrassing.
At the same time that this rich man is leaking wind everywhere, the big mouth is still obsessed with helping his daughter-in-law brag.
"The family is very well-off in the evening, and one building is enough to eat for ten lifetimes."
I don't know if I also want him to shut up at this time, because everyone pulled it out, and the owner of the commercial building was a district food company, and it had nothing to do with her family...
But this is not the most embarrassing page in late school, and the top embarrassment will come in 2019.
At that time, the big mouth raised its eyebrows, issued a dynamic, and officially announced that it had bought a new house.
Come on, everyone, the key chapter of the late study has arrived, "Self-Built House".
After moving into this new home in the suburbs, the late milk and big mouth are obsessed with some local pictures, and they are slow to let everyone see the full picture of the mansion.
The facts show that this choice is right, because a seat in the camera has set off a bloody storm -
First of all, someone found out, how this model is not the same as the genuine yazi;
Evening milk is anxious, while replying to netizens to say "this is vintage", while urgently looking for experts to popularize science;
But netizens followed suit and found a bigger melon: this chair, this decoration, is not the villa of celebrity Li Jinghan's family?
This Lee King-han's resume is legendary, and the house is also his self-built villa, which has been reported many times.
So....... Was he sold this house to Lin Han?
But as we all know, self-built houses can not be sold but can only be rented, well, "Bought a new house" was originally rented someone else's mansion to install wide.
No wonder the two are so self-cherishing about the new mansion, they have to take a picture of any high-class place they have to go to before, such as going to the auction site to set up a video camera;
Holding the "lynx" mentioned in the evening, I also want to take a set of photos to show my love.
But the fur she wore herself was made of lynx skin.
And the two people look like "this is a magical animal we got ourselves", netizens kindly advised: This is a protected animal, can not raise ah.....
As a result, Lin Hancai spat out the truth: Which said that I raised this lynx, this is the official project.
The hind foot Forestry Bureau also immediately came forward to issue a statement to punch them in the face, the so-called love of small animals, in fact, to the breeding place punch card ...
At the beginning of 2020, the evening also sent greetings "Are you okay" with the sunshine and food warmth of the island, and was scolded to the dog's bloody head.
05
Seeing this all the way, there should be a rough idea of the performance art of these two people.
Crazy, crazy scolding, and then beating to death and not recognizing it.
Let's talk about the pit left by the career of the two sons -
In 2019, the exhibition of David Hockney at the Mumu Art Museum directly stole the Chinese character video of the subtitle group;
The subtitle team immediately issued a statement, but what was the reaction of the big mouth:
He accused the other party of not giving him face under the statement of the people, "Forgive the people and spare the people".
The thickness of this skin is legendary.
As for the worker fall incident that made the two people completely ruined, everyone knows, needless to say -
The art museum account deleted comments, blacked out, and the fan circle covered its mouth and played well.
Afterwards, she could even lightly describe the incident as "a person who died", "the contractor was at fault", "our millions of cooperation were lost".
Speaking of this cooperation, it was later that a car found them to do promotion, and as a result, consumers expressed dissatisfaction, such as Wang Sicong.
Writing here it has become the most word count of the year, who could have imagined that just two people could make up so many legends.......
Compared with those who tossed and tossed nothing to notice, the evening is indeed the material for being born as an Internet celebrity.
She herself is not very satisfied with herself being a symbol of being entertained and even being attacked by the Internet, Lin Han said that he can understand the bad comments of the Internet, and immediately feels that he is not speaking to himself;
But when asked, "Would you be willing to give up everything and live a peaceful life if you did it again," she said firmly that it was better now.
Look, I am in the whirlpool, I know best what is the confidence that makes her continue to be rich.
It is the attention of the outside world that everyone perseveres in "not letting go".
It's ironic, but it's her highest-priced luxury.
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