The sun was shining through the window in the childlike classroom, and a group of children sat on a small stool and sang nursery rhymes with the teacher.
"Little swallow, wear flower clothes, come here every spring..." Xiao Chu's arms gently fanned, signaling the children below to sing along.
"Teacher, pee, pee." A little boy stood up and shouted, and the children around him let out a cacophony of laughter.
The nursery aunt was going to go over and take the little boy's hand.
"I want Teacher Xiao to accompany me, and my mother said that boys pee and girls can't watch." The little boy waved his hand and hid straight back.
Xiao Chu smiled, and now parents, gender concepts have been instilled a little earlier.
Yes, Xiao Chu is a male kindergarten teacher. Since he was a boy and a woman, he has fair skin, and he has not been ridiculed by his peers.
When he grew up, Xiao Chu understood that it was jealousy of his own handsomeness.
Xiao Chu pulled the little boy to the bathroom and helped the little boy take off his pants. The little boy sat down, all over his body, making an "emm" sound in his mouth.
With a "boom", the little boy breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and pouted his ass, "Teacher, wipe your ass." ”
Xiao Chu squatted down, let the little boy lie on his knees, and said while wiping it: "Liu Zichen, didn't you say peeing?" How to pull stinky? ”
The little boy flashed his eyes widely: "Teacher, when my mother said it, it was dirty words and could not be said." ”
Xiao Chu smiled and put on the little boy's pants and pressed the flush button.
The water swirled and rushed down, Xiao Chu secretly praised, the new batch of small toilets has little noise, strong momentum, really good, and sure enough, where the money is spent is comfortable.
Without waiting for Xiao Chu to finish sighing, he only felt a suction force coming, Xiao Chu's feet were off the ground, and little by little he drifted into the toilet.
"Huh? Yes! Ah ~" Xiao Chu shouted as he was sucked into the toilet little by little and disappeared.
The child's eyes blinked: "The teacher is so powerful that he can hide and seek in the toilet." ”
After waiting for a long time, I didn't see the teacher come out, and the children looked left and right with the toilet, and cried with their mouths: "It's not good, the teacher has become poop!" ”
Xiao Chu opened his eyes and wiped his face first, fortunately, it was dry.
The stars around are beautiful. Am I crossing this? As a good young man in the twenty-first century, Xiao Chu was no longer surprised by the crossing, although his own crossing process was a bit big.
After all, this year is a year that everyone can cross, some people cross back to a knife 999, six thousand people can not die, some people cross back to a hoe a bunch of gold treasures, relying on a tea egg rich enemy country.
I heard that recently the delivery of takeaway food has begun to cross, so as a kindergarten worker, it is very reasonable to cross it, right?
Thinking about the beautiful life after the crossing, Xiao Chu was full of longing.
Xiao Chu withdrew his thoughts and began to try to feel the system in his body. Well? No response? What about Goldfinger?
Did you forget to ship? "System? Goldfinger? Whitebeard Grandpa? Xiao Chu shouted.
But only to see the mouth but no sound coming out, there is no sound transmission medium here, it should be, Xiao Chu comforted himself.
A round ball floated slowly over, and an emotional voice appeared in Xiao Chu's mind: "I'm sorry, I'm late, I've had a little more customers lately." ”
Xiao Chu rolled his eyes and said silently in his heart, "Say, what are you doing, checking in for the lottery or sending out tasks?" ”
The ball swayed from side to side, squeezing and stretching itself into various shapes, and then a somewhat embarrassed voice came: "The new system is out of stock, I am the latest version, interactive." ”
Xiao Chu slapped his forehead with his own luck, which was obviously placed in the warehouse and no one wanted it. Xiao Chumo thought, "Can I return the goods?" ”
The ball was silent for a while, as if communicating with people: "This, if you have to re-queue up for returns, this kung fu, there are hundreds of millions of crossers behind, do you want to re-queue?" ”
A picture of a great uncle and aunt squeezing the egg came to mind, and Xiao Chu shook his head, it was too terrifying.
"No, just you." Anyway, it's all a system, and it's not bad enough to go anywhere.
"Then I'm on it." The round ball was asking for advice in its mouth, but the body honestly plunged directly into Xiao Chu's body, as if it was afraid of Xiao Chu's remorse.
As soon as his body cooled, a voice appeared in Xiao Chu's mind: "According to the work attributes of the crosser, this system automatically adapts to the kindergarten system." ”
Xiao Chu opened his mouth wide, this is really far from the original spectrum, I followed the waterway for a long time to wind and turn, running here to open a kindergarten?
"System, can we change it?" Do you want to send me back? I'm waiting for my next chance. Xiao Chu's voice didn't feel flattering.
"Once the system is bound, it will not be returned or replaced." It was replaced by the voice of emotion.
Xiao Chu was a little discouraged, adjusted his mentality, and it was not bad to think about it carefully, at least professionally.
"Where is the kindergarten?" So who do I teach? Where to recruit students? Xiao Chu asked the most realistic question.
I don't know which era this is, is there a public kindergarten? Or do you want to hand out flyers on the street?
"The kindergarten is here, please name the kindergarten." The standard system sound sounds.
"Flower Kindergarten." Xiao Chu said.
Then Xiao Chu saw that a gate appeared in front of him, and the arch was inlaid with seven big characters in a wavy shape: "Cosmic Flower Kindergarten." ”
Look inside the playground, the teaching building in the back. Xiao Chu opened his mouth wide, isn't this the kindergarten where he used to work?
"Please select a childcare worker." The system went on.
Oops, card draw system, mezzy. A bunch of cards appeared in front of him, and Xiao Chu swiped his fingers in his consciousness.
The card spun in place, and the orange-blue-green-blue-blue-purple light on the back kept flashing.
"Golden Legend!" With a male voice full of amazement, the sound of the card hissing was accompanied by a firework.
Looks handsome and really has a bonus to the draw card! Xiao Chu was secretly proud, but unfortunately there was no place to dry the card.
A girl with a garland and a coarse cloth robe appeared in front of Xiao Chu.
Xiao Chu looked carefully, this girl had long blond hair, turquoise pupils, and a tall nose. This...... Foreign teachers, international kindergarten is a good gimmick.
Looking at the mountains and rivers that loomed behind the girl, Xiao Chu couldn't help but open his mouth: "Mother Earth, fooling you?" ”
The girl smiled, "Gaia, I've seen the head of the garden." ”
Oh my God, the goddess of the earth in ancient Greek mythology, the mother of the gods, to be herself a nurse?
Xiao Chu was instantly confident, no matter what place he was, this kindergarten, I opened it!