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Love stories
Like when tweeting was a child, tapping is also a love story for mother.
We went out all day, afraid that he would be entangled, and Hong was sneaking out of the house. Worried that he would make trouble when he found out, but no, he had been obediently following the nanny. In fact, he endured, as soon as we got home, he put his arm around the red neck and said, "I miss you, Mom, why haven't you come back for a long time?" Hong asked, "Where do you think?" He replied, "I want to go from south to north." ”
Hong urged him to eat, but he refused, saying, "I'm mad at you." After a while, he took the initiative to reconcile and said, "Mom, you think I'm really mad at you?" No, I love you all my life, love until I can't use it all my life, and I can't use it when I'm angry. "It's really lyrical.
On Valentine's Day, Tweet offered flowers to his mother, and he followed suit, kneeling on one leg and offering a ceramic puppy. Then, take out a pen and paper and say, "I'm going to remember your fun." "He knew I remembered his funny things, learned from me, but used it on my mother. Red asked, "What's so funny about me?" He replied, "I like your things, and your things are gentle." ”
He said to his mom, "I want to die on the same day as you." Mom said, "Well, when Mom died of old age, you weren't old." He said, "I think I died ten trillion years ago." Mom said, "Think about what it looks like, you're ten trillion years old, I'm forty years older than ten trillion years old, two people who are too old to look like that." He said, "Don't say it, I can't listen to it anymore." ”
Hong joked and asked him: "Someone wants to exchange the villa with me for the baby, I don't change, I have to use the cruise ship to change, I don't change, you know why?" He said he didn't know, she said: "Because the baby will pull stink, will the cruise ship?" He laughed and threw himself into his mother's arms.
Hong taught me: "You have to be good to me, don't think about it, who gave birth to two lovely children for you?" I said, "You say it doesn't count, you have to have proof." He shouted, "Yes! "Immediately find a piece of paper and draw a mother and a heart." I declare: the proof is valid.
We both pretended to be dinosaurs to play, and Red wanted to hold him, and I stopped him. Afterwards, I asked him, "Can a man be a mother of a dinosaur?" He replied, "No." I said, "Well, let's go and tell her she's not your mom." He said, "No, it's a secret between the two of us, you can't tell her, I'm going to sleep with her, it's a hassle." "What a far-sighted idea.
Playing the police officer game, I pointed at The Red and said, "Found a villain." He immediately stepped forward and pulled the villain along, made an affectionate appearance, turned his face to me and said, "She's not a villain." I asked, "Do you know her?" He nodded and said, "I sleep with her every day." ”
Haha, here's why. I have long said that feelings come out of sleep. He confessed: "Mom, my favorite is mom skin and milk powder." Until he was four years old, every morning and evening, he was in bed, saw his mother bring the milk powder, he barked like a puppy, and then drunkenly snuggled up to his mother while drinking milk and touching his mother's skin.
In the morning, he woke up, touched the pillow with his hand, and said, "It turned out to be Mr. Pillow, and I thought it was my mother's skin." After a while, he put his hand into his mother's bed and said, "It turns out that this is the legendary mother's skin." Seeing Hong practicing yoga, he shouted, "Don't do weight loss exercises, your stomach is small enough!" Talking about his ideals: "I want to have a fat mother." ”
Hong made an agreement with him that after turning five, he would sleep in a small bed by himself one day and a large bed with his mother one day. The first day he slept in a small bed, woke up in the morning, found himself not next to his mother, and he was on the edge of the bed, tearful. However, he still kept the agreement. After that, the day after sleeping in the small bed, as soon as he woke up, he immediately moved the quilt to the big bed by himself and cheered: "I can sleep with my mother tonight!" After some days, he was used to sleeping in a small bed by himself, and Hong let him into her bed, and he refused, and she said that she wanted to have another little sister and let the little sister into her bed. He retorted: "The little sister will grow up, you have to have another one, then it will not be over." ”
On any occasion, he protected his mother.
At the dinner table, Hong joked, saying that I had to change my husband after changing the furniture, and I said that I also happened to change my wife. He walked up behind me and raised his small fist to punch me. I added: "Change wives, but don't change sons." "He still punches me. I corrected: "My wife and son have not changed." He lowered his fist, smiled and left, announcing as he left, "No one is allowed to bully my mother." ”
We fought, he said that his ten thousand was his mother's, I said eleven thousand was mine, he said eleven thousand was my mother's, I said eleven thousand two hundred was mine, and so the number of reports became larger and larger. He changed tactics and expressed his meaning in one sentence: "You can't do more than mom!" Narrator Red: Finding the crux of the matter.
I was busy in the kitchen and he called out to me and said loudly, "Dad, I drink the same bottle of water with the same straw as Mom." "I looked at it, and mother and son were sitting at the dinner table, and sure enough. He smiled defiantly at me. I said, "What a mess! After a while, he took his mother's hand and went to the bedroom, laughing to himself: "The two fleshy men are gone." ”
Red was washing dishes in the kitchen, and he asked aloud about something, which she didn't hear and ignored. I shouted into the kitchen, "Baby has asked several times, why don't you answer?" He walked up to me, punched and kicked, and said, "I'm here to avenge my mother." ”
Red made him angry, and he slapped her, still feeling angry. I shouted, "I'll help you beat mom." He immediately threw himself into his mother's arms and held out his small fist toward me. This tried and tested made him instantly change from his mother's enemy to his mother's defender.
Sometimes, he also taunted his mother.
The flashlight was out of battery and needed a big battery, he was about to ask for it, I said the store was closed, the studio had it, and tomorrow I'd get it back. He asked, "Daddy, can you remember?" I said yes, and he said, "Mom can't remember, she forgot what she said in the morning at night, and she forgot what she said tomorrow morning." "He's telling the truth.
Red cut the pickled fish in the kitchen, very hard, very loud. He said, "Mom, you cut so loudly that I thought you were cutting me." ”
Playing the iPad game, he said: "Mom, are you stupid, you will only play a low-IQ game fruit even look." Still, he took good care of his mother's low IQ and told her, "Mom, I'm fine to you, I've got three iPads for you to see." ”
He asked Hong, "Did you like to sleep with things when you were a child?" Red replied, "Yes." He then asked, "What are you holding?" "He knew that when his mother was a child in the countryside, the family was poor, there were no fluffy toys or anything like that. Hong couldn't answer, he answered for her, "When you were a child, you were holding wheat." ”
He couldn't stand his mother being cruel to him. He didn't eat well, and Hong angrily reprimanded, "Let me fuck my heart, and you will be a mother in the next life!" He said sadly, "Mother, I must not have been born to you, you must have picked it up from somewhere, otherwise why did you treat me like this?" When Hong looked at him, he was already in tears.
Since he was a child, he was afraid of two things, one was to take a bath, and the other was to sleep. For these two things, the mother is the direct operator or supervisor.
Fear of bathing, may be because born in winter, bathing to undress, dress, cold protection, the earliest experience is uncomfortable. This happy child by nature cried loudly as soon as he put it in the bathtub. Therefore, no matter how hot it is in the summer, Red often has to wipe himself while he is asleep.
In order to induce him to take a bath, Hong often uses a method. She put water in the bathtub, and he refused to wash it as usual, rubbing it in the living room. She shouted loudly to wash it, and the tweet responded loudly, and when he listened, he hurried to the bathroom and grabbed the bathtub. This is a cliché, provoking his sense of competition, he refuses to eat or do anything else, and Red will use this method. Did he really think his sister would go to the shower first? Once I asked him like that, and he smiled and said nothing. It can be seen that he understands in his heart, but he just accepts a rule of the game and gives himself a step down to his mother.
There are also times when this method does not work. He was four years old, and one night the bedroom bathroom door was tightly closed, and his persistent cries came from inside. It was Red bathing him, it had been too long since, and she said she had to wash it. When the "persecution" was over, he played with stickers on his bed with tears in his eyes. I asked, "Who bullied my baby just now?" He shook his head and said no. I asked, "Who gave your baby a comfortable bath?" He still shook his head. I asked, "Who gave your baby an uncomfortable bath?" He shook his head again. No matter how wronged he was, he didn't hate his mother.
If he doesn't take a bath for a long time, he will scratch his body and scratch it. Once, when he was scratching like this, he suddenly laughed and said, "If Dad, Mom, and Sister don't take a bath, is it a little ridiculous that our whole family will scratch the itch together?" "It's okay to reflect.
He also doesn't like brushing his teeth. At night, he was in bed, and Red asked him to brush his teeth, and he hummed and said, "I can't afford to come." Then he got out of bed, got down, crawled to the bathroom, went to the bathroom door, said he couldn't climb, and asked his mother to carry him back to bed. Red Review: A drama masterpiece.
He was afraid of sleeping, but it was because he was too energetic, playful, and felt that sleeping was a waste of life. When it was time to go to bed, he would announce, "I have a hundred more strengths." Or sigh: "The day goes by so fast." ”
For him not to sleep, Hong also has a way to deal with it, and when he wants to coax him to bed, he threatens: "Aliens are coming." "In his mind, aliens are the most powerful. This is very smart, he often sleeps with his mother. Did he really believe it? Sometimes, he said, "I think God there are a lot of buttons out there, to the alien time press the alien, and the demon time, the vampire time." The last two times, he believed, were the time of nightmares. Sometimes, he says, "Why do I have alien time?" I don't want to have. However, he was really sleepy and would remind his mother himself: "Is it time for aliens?" So, he actually accepts a game rule in which he can enter the prescribed situation both passively and proactively.
This article is excerpted from Teacher Zhou's new book "Knocking"
Introduction: This book is a new parent-child documentary essay created by teacher Zhou Guoping for many years after "Lady Girl" and "Baby, Baby". In the book, teacher Zhou Guoping records from the perspective of an ordinary father from the joy of the child's birth, to the happiness of accompanying the child's growth, to facing the various difficulties of the child's education. The words are warm and delicate, and the little boy's vividness, playfulness, and cuteness jump on the paper. At the same time, as a philosopher, he also observed the growth of a small life from language to heart, discussed the parent-child parenting problems and learning and education problems that all parents are concerned about, and had profound thinking and unique insights.
This is a warm notebook about love and the parenting of boys, and the parenting thinking of a philosopher father from the dual perspectives of The East and the West can provide a reference for parents in the current era of parenting anxiety and educational anxiety.