This story is a sketch adapted from NBA news, just to amuse everyone, don't spray if you don't like it!
【Before G1 Starts】
Owen: Du, the playoffs are here, and we can finally do a big job!
Durant: That's right, even Maddy said our combination is the best duo in NBA history... You assist to come to me to score... The brothers both won the championship...
Owen: Fighting!
[G1 Irving had 39 points and 6 assists on 12-of-20, Durant had 23 points, 3 assists and 6 turnovers on 9-of-24 shooting.
Owen: Old Du, why did we lose? I remember that in the Cavaliers, the games I got high scores were all played on the opposite side of the flower...
Durant: I wonder too! As soon as you say cavaliers, I want to understand! You're still Owen, but I have to be LeBron! I'll organize the offense in the next game, and you'll score points on a full-time basis!
[G2 Irving had 10 points and 1 assist on 4-of-13, Durant had 27 points, 5 assists and 6 turnovers on 4-of-17, Nets 0:2 Celtics]
Durant: Drew, why did you lose again today? Didn't you say that you were responsible for scoring?
Owen: Ramadan didn't eat enough... Stomach ache!
Durant: Did I see you eat bananas?
Owen: I wanted to score points, but... The ball can't come over, you've made a mistake! Look at your free throw, old Zhan if he had this penalty scale...
JR: My big brother is invincible in the world, with this whistle, I can average 10 big open three-pointers per game!
Cescuri and Mills: With the old Jan team, we can too!
Durant: Drew, forget it, we still have to control the team in the next game, open fire at the same time, and deliver the shells together!
Owen: Agreed!
[G3 Irving 16 points, 9 assists, Durant 16 points, 8 assists and 5 turnovers, Nets 0:3 behind]
Owen: Old Du?
Durant: Don't ask me, I don't know why!
Harden: The! Can you have this if you don't force me away?
Owen: When Deng Ge said this, I remembered that we still have a maximum salary! I think we had a Lefu in the Cavaliers!
Durant: That's right, there are 4 giants in the Warriors! Now with the two of us... How to win? Western Emperor? Heard about your G4 comeback?
SIMMONS: I... My back hurts! Need a break!
irving:...... I'm going to give you a lung... Bump into a tougher one!
James: Adu, want to play the Warriors that year, we fell behind 1:3 to reverse! Think of playing the Green Army that year, we fell behind 0:2, without Irving, we also reversed!
JR: My big brother is invincible! Old Du, you can't!
Durant: No, no, no, old Zhan, you were eating the Eastern Dividend at that time, and now the Eastern Region has risen! You see this one by one, the soldiers are strong and strong... How do I play?
James: Alas, I thought that I was in the East for eight years, I didn't see them rise, I didn't expect that just four years later, even the team composed of Irving and Durant became the East dividend... What a vicissitudes of the world...
VanVleet: What's even more terrifying is that the Raptors, who don't even have trash brothers, are already powerful in the East! Hahahahaha!
Green: It seems that the phrase "we were champions before you came" is not suitable for Green's formula, and later changed to "You went to the eastern part of the welfare area and became the welfare itself"!