The Chinese men's soccer team is the only person who wears a Zegna suit while standing and drinking, because this suit is 16,000 yuan and cannot have folds. He was tall; his face was pale and pale, with occasional scars between his wrinkles; he had a neatly trimmed gray beard. Although she was wearing a Zegna suit, it was crisp and clean, and it seemed that it was changed every three days and never washed.
He talks to people, always full of mouths and loses gloriously, and teaches people to half understand. Because he is a national team, others can only give him a title. Under this very tragic result, it can only continue to call the Chinese men's football team against his will.
As soon as the men's soccer team arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, "Men's soccer, how much money has your bank card arrived!" He did not answer, and said to the cabinet, "Warm two bowls of Wuliangye wine, and ask for a plate of scallions and grilled sea cucumbers." "Nine pieces of Grandpa Mao were discharged. They deliberately shouted, "You must have lost the bet again!" ”
The men's soccer team opened his eyes and said, "How can you defile people's innocence like this..."..."
"What innocence? I saw you lose to the Vietnamese team the day before yesterday, and you were hanged by the Vietnamese team. ”
The men's soccer team blushed, and the green tendons on the forehead burst out, arguing, "Losing is not a loss....betting on the ball!............. You don't understand the things in football! Is that a gamble? ”
One after another, it was difficult to understand, what "the environment is not good", what "the audience is not good, the lawn is too hard" and so on, which caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of the store were full of happy air.
Listening to people talking behind their backs, the Chinese men's football team also played well and also entered the World Cup once. But in the end, he did not score a goal, and later slept on the merit book, so Yu was poor. I got to lose Guam, fortunately, the domestic Chinese Super League people have a lot of stupid money, you can gamble, kick the ball, and change a bowl of rice to eat.
Unfortunately, he has a bad temper, that is, when he earns money, he buys a mansion, a luxury car, eats sea cucumbers, soaks in beautiful women, and drinks a lot of wine. But when it comes to the national competition, it is like a soft-footed shrimp, just a few times. Those who watch the ball and invest in the ball are gone.
The men's football team has no way, so it is inevitable to make a living by doing some gambling by chance.
But his character in our store is better than others, that is, he never defaults, although occasionally there is no cash, temporarily recorded on the powder board, but within January will certainly pay it off, and the name of the Chinese men's football team will be wiped from the sewing board.
The men's football team drank half a bowl of Wuliangye wine, and the flushed face gradually returned to its original, and the bystander asked again: "Chinese men's football team, do you really play football?" ”
The men's soccer team looked at the person who asked him, showing a dismissive look. And they asked, "How come you can't even win an Asian championship?" The Chinese men's football team immediately showed a decadent and uneasy look, with a layer of gray on its face and some obscure words in its mouth. At this time, the crowd also laughed.
At these times, I can echo the laughter, and the treasurer will never blame. Moreover, the treasurer saw the men's football team and always asked him this, which made people laugh. The men's soccer team knew they couldn't talk to them, so they had to talk to their children.
I once said to me, "Have you ever played football?" I nodded slightly. He said, "Played football,...... I'll take your test. After losing, how many explanations are there? "I think, people who have collapsed in human design, are they also worthy of me?" He turned his face back and ignored it.
The men's soccer team waited for a long time and said earnestly, "I don't know? ...... I teach you, remember! These reasons should be remembered. In the future, when you lose, you will use it for press conferences. I was funny, impatient, and lazily replied to him, "Who wants you to teach, isn't it that the opponent is too strong, the turf is too soft, the audience does not understand the ball, does not adapt to the field, and is afraid of Japan and South Korea?" "
The men's soccer team looked extremely happy, knocked the two-fingered nail art on the counter, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" ...... There are four reasons for losing to weak teams, you know? I became more and more impatient, and walked away with my mouth. The men's soccer team had just dipped the manicure in wine and wanted to write on the cabinet, but when he saw that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing a look of great regret.
A few times, the neighbor children heard the laughter, and also rushed to the lively, surrounding the men's football team. He told them about the loss, one sea cucumber for each person. The child had finished eating, still not scattered, eyes all looking at him, with incredible doubts. The man's foot panicked, stretched out five fingers to cover the saucer, and said comfortingly, "Not much, not much anymore." Standing up straight and looking at the sea cucumber on the plate, he shook his head and said, "No more, no more!" How much? Not much also. So the group of children dispersed in laughter.
One day, about two or three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the treasurer was slowly checking out the bill, and suddenly said, "The men's football team has not come for a long time." Asia hasn't lost yet! "I also think he has not come for a long time." One of the drinkers said, "How could he have come?" ...... He discounted his leg.
The treasurer said, "Oh! "He's always losing. This time, it was I who fainted, and I lost Vietnam to Burma. I don't want my face anymore, can I stand it? "What happened then?" "How's it going? First I was wrong to copy ten thousand times, and then everyone shouted and beat, beat most of the night, and then discounted the leg. "And later?" "Then I discounted my leg." "What about discounts?" "How?" ...... Who knows?
Xu is disbanded. The treasurer also stopped asking, still slowly calculating his account.
"After all, the men's football team did not step into the tavern for half a step, and most of the people came and went in the tavern for a long time, but no one ever saw the men's football team again. Some people think that the men's football team is probably ashamed to see people and dare not go out. There are also people who think that maybe the men's football team has found a good place to go and go happily. However, most people speculate that I am afraid that the men's football team is no longer there..."
The end of the play