This week's no spit is not fast delivered on time!
Hello everyone, welcome to this week's No Spit No. As we head into May, the five major leagues are all in their final sprints, so there are more and more interesting things.
Start by the end of last week. Manchester United's otherwise mediocre game against Norwich was unusual because of Ronaldo's 60th hat-trick.
Ronaldo, who completed the hat-trick, gave the ball to Argentine youngster Ganajo, who entered The Manchester United first-team squad for the first time.
Receiving such a "big gift" from Big Brother, GanaJo happily uploaded a photo of himself and C Ronaldo on his personal social media after the game, and praised C Ronaldo as "the greatest player ever".
Unexpectedly, this caused the "dissatisfaction" of Argentine big brother Aguero, who commented: "That's because you haven't played with Messi yet." ”
Ah this, snort to snort, rose cp is real.
Cough, off-topic. If there is a performance under the god C Luo, there must be a corresponding clumsy performance. In this area, Maguire is indeed an expert.
Following several wonderful dramas such as "Single Defense Luke Shaw", "Great Righteousness Annihilation Of Titch", "Aircraft Carrier Collision with Ronaldo" and so on, Maguire contributed the scene of "Headshot Pogba" in the match against Norwich:
The fans quickly discovered that maguire was really dedicated and was still practicing this weird scorpion tail swing before the game!
However, the nightmare of Manchester United fans is not over, in the absence of C Ronaldo's family changes, Manchester United had to face Liverpool in the midweek play-offs.
Interestingly, before the game, Sky Sports also made a fuss. They released interviews with Maguire, but labeled him as "Manchester United manager".
Well, it seems to expose something!
But jokes are jokes, criticism is criticism, and some extreme fans send mails to Maguire claiming that it is not advisable to plant a bomb in Maguire's home.
Speaking of the double red club, the result of this game can be said to be no surprise, Manchester United simply and neatly lost by 4 goals. This season's league defeat of nine against Liverpool in two legs is the second largest total score record in Manchester United's history to lose to the same opponent in a single season, second only to the 1892-93 two-legged aggregate loss to Sunderland.
Wow, in 1892, it was a night back to the Qing Dynasty?
I don't know how many Manchester United fans gritted their teeth to watch the match, but one fan wrote desperately on social media as the game went on: "We played at Anfield like Shrewsbury. ”
Unexpectedly, Shrewsbury, who was cue, was not happy, retweeted the tweet and said: "We can score at Anfield, you don't, it's not a grade at all." ”
Ah this, this wave belongs to the self-inflicted humiliation.
However, you can't blame Shrewsbury for killing people, facing Manchester United with 0 shots at half-time, Alisson is probably in this state of affairs in this game.
Perhaps for Manchester United fans, there is also good news in the pile of bad news, at least the coach of next season is set. That's right, that's the man, Tenhach.
Say goodbye to all your troubles, say hi to all the coaches, prepare, sing!
In the match between Arsenal and Southampton, Arsenal, which was struggling to compete for four, dropped the chain at a critical moment.
Arsenal's originally good competition for the fourth place has now gradually transitioned to hell mode.
However, in the midweek make-up match against Chelsea, the Gunners did not have a soft heart against the Chelsea defense that seemed to be possessed by the Manchester United defence.
Let's just say, Liang Jiancheng does not deceive me.
Some fans have summed up the strange circle that Arsenal fans are trapped in, which can be said to be very appropriate.
And in the FA Cup semi-finals, the battle of the military city has struck again, let's say, this is the fateful showdown.
After watching the Premier League, we turned our attention to La Liga. Barca, who lost to Eintracht Frankfurt in the Europa League last week, were not only eliminated, but also suffered the shame of "home to away". To make matters worse, the Barcelona North Stand fan group, annoyed by the club's operations, issued a direct statement saying it would not travel to the field to support Barca at the weekend of the league.
Eh, people really did what they said, and there were a lot fewer Barca fans who came to the scene in this game.
However, many people may not expect that Barca, which has lost the support of fans, actually lost 0-1 at home to relegation team Cádiz.
For the first time in team history, Barca beat Camp Nou, Cadiz was happy and broken, and it was difficult not to suspect that this was a face-rolling keyboard.
But excitement returned to excitement, Cadiz is still very qualified. On leaving camp Nou, they cleaned the away locker rooms.
And that's not even the first time they've done so, as Cádiz has done since last season's away draw with Barca.
Such a quality team deserves relegation!
Then we turn our attention to the country. After an uproar last week over the firing of Guan Haojin, a player who received a red card in the AFC Champions League, Guangzhou quickly welcomed their second opponent, Kawasaki Striker, in the AFC Champions League group stage, this time blinding all fans with a 0-5 performance at halftime.
No, we mean that when we saw the richest man in Xihong City 4 years ago, we didn't expect that Changzhou Hengtai and Daxiang would one day become a reality.
I don't know whether to say that art comes from life, or whether to say that Uncle Shen has the ability to predict the prophet.
I just don't know if the players who broke the record of the biggest score loss in the AFC Champions League of the Chinese Super League will be expelled for seriously damaging the company's image...
Cough cough, no, no, don't talk nonsense.
However, after several games of tempering, the young men who participated in the AFC Champions League have finally improved, and the Taishan Youth Army even won the first points of the Chinese Super League team in the AFC Champions League in the third round of the group stage.
Change your mood. In the CBA semifinals between Liaoning and Guangdong, Su Wei pulled down the headband of Liaoning's foreign assistant Moland during a defensive time, stopping the attack.
Unexpectedly, Morland, who was forcibly "turned off the lights", actually began to work the whole work! Only to see him change his Chinese and English social media avatars to headbands to cover his eyes.
Perhaps because he felt that the work was not neat enough to renovate, Morland simply replaced the avatar with the classic blindfolded character Wuzhu in "Qing Yu Nian".
This big brother is a bit interesting, and he plays by himself.
Finally, leave you with a thought question. Knowing that the current wife of the former Chinese Super League foreign aid Hulk is the niece of his ex-wife, and he and his current wife have just had a lot of fun this week, then the question is, should the children born to him and his ex-wife and the children born to him and his current wife be called his ex-wife by different names?
Help, I can't get around it after I knocked it out myself...
Well, we'll talk about it this week, see you next week!
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