Lines 丨The Birth of an Actor "Mobile Phone"

The following [full version of the lines] is compiled by the public number [Little Line Jun] from Zhejiang Satellite TV's "The Birth of an Actor"

Performance: Hu Jun, Liu Ye, Tan Songyun, Zeng Shunxi

Fei Mo's wife and brother: Sister, why don't you ignore me?

Li Xueqin: I didn't see that I was washing lao Fei's pen.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: You know, I never thought that I was dependent on her in everything, I loved her in every way, she actually stole people, you know, the most terrible thing is that the person is more than twenty years older than her, more than twenty years older, sister, how can you have such a good relationship with your brother-in-law, you two have nothing to do.

Li Xueqin: Talk well.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: Why did you suddenly dedicate yourself to your brother-in-law, I was a teacher, I didn't even have some money, compared to my father's age, I had to call him a brother.

Li Xueqin: Can you please not always say that your brother-in-law, your sister is particularly secure with him, and he has a unique charm, when he gave us a literature elective class, he said that "Anna Karenina" was simply handsome, you don't know how many girls in our school chased him, but he never moved, only your sister, is not very lucky.

Fei Mo's wife and brother: How do women like the old man now, no, I want to vomit when I think of this picture.

Li Xueqin: Hey, hey.

Faimer: Snow parsley, snow celery, how come this man didn't turn off the lights when he left. (Video).

Liu Mi: (Video) Hi.

Faimer: Liu Mi.

Liu Mi: I'm home.

FAIMER: Hmm.

Liu Mi: This is the video call, don't forget the ones I taught you today.

Faimer: I don't have Alzheimer's disease yet, how can I forget.

Liu Mi: You are so cute, your wife.

FAIMER: Oh she's out.

Liu Mi: Oh, I want to say that you recorded this interview program on the radio today, it is simply handsome, Liu Ye and you can't talk at all, it is not a dan position.

Faimer: It's not that today I kind of let him get off the stage.

Liu Mi: It's okay, he's used to it for a long time, can I see what your house looks like?

FAIMER: Look, this is our living room.

Liu Mi: There is really culture, I go to the bathroom and you don't hang up, I have something very important to tell you.

FAIMER: Oh oh oh. yes.

Li Xueqin: What's wrong.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: Ah brother-in-law beat people.

Li Xueqin: What's wrong, what's wrong.

Faimer: No, no, no, no, no

Li Xueqin: What's wrong.

Faimer: I thought the big night was haunted, and I had an instinctive reaction.

Fei Mo's wife and brother: Who do you say is the ghost, who did you just sneakily talk to on the phone?

Faimer: Radio crew.

Fei Mo's wife: Male and female.

FAIMER: Male.

Fei Mo's wife: Male.

Faimer: Okay, you talk to me about this, I tell you ah, that, you scared me, I hit you, causing the screen to break, the phone to be destroyed, we both cleared.

Fimmer's brother-in-law: No, I don't have one.

Li Xueqin: Oh yes, every time we meet, it is noisy, old Fee.

FAIMER: Oops.

Li Xueqin: You have to let him today, he has something to do.

FAIMER: What's wrong.

Li Xueqin: My wife is cheating.

FAIMER: Did you fall hard?

Li Xueqin: Can you be serious?

Faimer: Not that I mean to what extent it's serious, this kind of picture who took them.

Fimmer's brother-in-law: They took a selfie.

FAIMER: Stupid, you see they can still look like this.

Li Xueqin: Oh, don't look at it, hurry up and find a way to help him analyze it.

Faimer: Find a way to analyze, away.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: What if people change their minds?

Faimer: You see this is your brother, go out, go for a walk.

Liu Mi: People, how the black screen, hey, hey.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: Who is this?

FAIMER: Ah.

Liu Mi: What's going on here.

Faimer: It must have been a mistake.

Liu Mi: Is there a problem with the mobile phone again, your wife wants to cut the door and not change me for you, I will buy you a new one.

Li Xueqin: Which one are you?

Faimer: Who are you, you made a mistake, hang up.

Liu Mi: Hey, Teacher Fei, you talk, what's going on here. Oh dear you're back and want to kill me for you.

FAIMER: Boyfriend.

Liu Mi: I can't sleep these days without you.

Girlfriend: Don't always flirt with your dog, tell me how you are mixing with your big lover Lao Fei these days.

Liu Mi: Just now the two of us were still chatting on video, but all of a sudden there was no sound.

Girlfriend: It must be that his wife came back and he hung up.

Liu Mi: Forget about it, I'll go make you a special drink.

Fei Mo's wife and brother: The surname Fei also said that I am a ghost, and you are the big color ghost.

Faimer: You dare to hit someone you.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: I will hit you, and I will hit you today.

Li Xueqin: Enough, go back.

Fei Mo's brother-in-law: Do you still want to live with this beast?

Faimer: You have to pay attention to your wording.

Brother Faimer: Are you going to live with this animal, leave?

Li Xueqin: He is an animal, what am I?

Fei Mo's wife and brother: Sister, I am here to protect you.

Li Xueqin: Go back, go.

FAIMER: What do you do.

Li Xueqin: Go back.

Faimer: I can't listen to anything I say now.

Li Xueqin: Let's talk about it.

Faimer: Misunderstanding, vulgar, not convincing, so you ask me to answer.

Li Xueqin: What is her name?

Girlfriend: Liu Mi, you are going to die of thirst for me.

Liu Mi: I'll feed the dog first and you'll wait a while.

Li Xueqin: How long have you known each other?

Faimer: She was Yan Shouyi's subordinate, and we had just met when we were recording the show.

Li Xueqin: But it sounds like I've known each other for a long time.

FAIMER: No.

Li Xueqin: How old is she?

FAIMER: A few years younger than you.

Li Xueqin: Pretty?

FAIMER: I don't know what your standard is.

Li Xueqin: Compare with me.

FAIMER: Better protected than you.

Liu Mi: Give it to you, drink slowly, don't choke.

Girlfriend: Tell me what happened to you and that Fei lover.

Liu Mi: Actually, it should be said that we have known him for a long time, and I knew him when I was in college.

Girlfriend: Oh.

FAIMER: You.

Liu Mi: He is a literature teacher, I listened to him in class to talk about Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina", after that class I finally understood what a woman should look like, what is called love.

Girlfriend: You said you never confessed to him.

Liu Mi: Confessed, at that time, he got along with one of my sisters, named Li Xueqin, who is his current wife.

Girlfriend: Oh, this standard teacher-student love.

Liu Mi: Of course, I told you that it made the whole school lively, but I think he has super courage.

Girlfriend: Don't go far, just say how you confessed.

Liu Mi: I am very old and write him a note sandwiched in the homework, I want to ask him out for a meal, I want to fight for myself, from the height and figure of the knowledge I am not worse than Li Xueqin, too handsome.

Girlfriend: So what's his reaction?

Liu Mi: He also returned me with a note.

Girlfriend: Oh, what's the point.

Faimer: Drink some water, deliberately, no, no, not intentionally.

Liu Mi: He wrote me four words, I came to invite guests, study hard.

Girlfriend: Really boring, so old Fei used to be a very attractive person, how is it so dirty now, full of a word, OUT, must have something to do with his wife, you said that men are outside is a facade of a home, doesn't she understand ah.

Liu Mi: Hey, when she gets to the things in hand, she doesn't know how to cherish them.

Girlfriend: I think you can launch a second attack.

Liu Mi: You see what you said about you fighting, you, today I taught him video calls, I wanted to talk to him well.

Faimer: There's nothing to talk about.

Liu Mi: I don't know what this mobile phone is, and I didn't talk about it.

Faimer: (Threw the phone downstairs).

Strict Shouyi: (voice-over) Oh, who, so lacking in morality. Old fee.

Faimer: Shouichi.

Strict shouyi: I have seen cigarette butts thrown from upstairs, spitting, I have never seen throwing mobile phones, you look at this.

FAIMER: No, what are you doing when you pick it up.

Strict shouyi: This broken mobile phone looks very similar to you.

Faimer: You're just like a mobile phone, it's not mine, it's not what you're here to do.

Yan Shouyi: Hey old fei you come over, I'll send you a big gift, didn't you go to record that show today, and that Liu Ye you two needle point to Mai Mang you two quarreled.

Famo: Blame me for not keeping my mouth shut, so that people can't get off the stage.

Strict shou one: very good, very good, that show must be hot, that Liu Ye ah don't look at the monkey spirit monkey essence, the heart and eyes are big, he said that he especially appreciates the old fei your talent and eloquence, to make an appointment with you alone.

FAIMER: Still.

Strictly one: Hmm.

FAIMER: What am I talking to him about?

Strict observance of one: the theme is all thought out, about infidelity.

Faimer: Excuse me.

Strictly observe one: Don't say goodbye.

FAIMER: No.

Strictly abide by one: Don't say goodbye, old fee you look at people in order to express their hearts, see your mobile phone is broken and old to send you a new one.

FAIMER: Is this stuff strong?

Strict one: special strong, anti-fall, waterproof, shockproof.

Faimer: You keep it so strong, I gave it to you.

Strict shouyi: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law why do you go here.

Li Xueqin: Isn't it time to fight, get ready.

Strictly abide by one: No, old fee, old fee, what a situation in the war.

FAIMER: Oops, oops, oops.

Girlfriend: I heard that Yan Shou of your station has been chasing you, but he is a person with a family.

Liu Mi: He does have a bit of talent, but people are not reliable and love to engage in small actions, or he comes up so fast, but also the old brag and Liu Ye is an iron buddy, in fact, people do not pay much attention to him, but also said Oh teacher Fei cried and shouted to go on this show, he saw people pitiful to open a side, right, and he and a lot of female hosts in the station, I tell you especially the newcomers.

Strict shouyi: Who, who is saying bad things about me behind my back, has the ability to stand in front of me and say, blood spews people.

Girlfriend: This kind of person must stay away from him.

(Day 2)

Male staff: Teacher Fei, sorry to bother you, this is the last time to do the program TV station to send a gift, is a mobile phone, Teacher Fei, you have anything to do first to collect this mobile phone, this mobile phone is OPPO's latest R11s, especially easy to use, the last time Yan teacher also sent me a, you see, you see before and after 20 million photos are very clear, such a mobile phone Ah young people like to use.

Faimer: (I closed the door directly, opened the door again and took the mobile phone to close the door).

(End)

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]