1. One day, Xiaoming's mother was talking to Xiaoming: "My friends around me are all taking grandchildren, and I feel very isolated. ”
Bob said, "So what do you want?" ”
Mom said, "I don't want anything, I just want to have kids." ”
Xiaoming said: "Then you can go to be a sister-in-law, take endless children, and earn money." ”
2, Xiaoming and his girlfriend went swimming, swimming and suddenly saw that the water behind his girlfriend became turbid.
Xiao Ming was very nervous for a moment: "Honey, did you pee in the water?" ”
The girlfriend looked back and instantly petrified: "It's over, I spent my TM makeup!" ”
3, at dinner, Xiaoming's father said to his wife: "Every month, with that little money, I can't afford to smoke." ”
After hearing this, Xiaoming silently put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked into the room, and when he came out, he was holding a box in his hand, which contained the money he had saved, one piece, five pieces... His father burst into tears, and then heard Xiaoming say, "Mom, you still have to take care of the safety." ”
4, Xiaoming asked his mother: "There is a sister and an older brother, why do they still give birth to me?" ”
Mom said to Xiaoming, "After your brother and sister were born, we found that they were all too ugly, and then we wanted to have a cute and beautiful child." ”
At that time, Xiaoming was very excited and proudly said to his mother: "Then why don't you give birth to me after giving birth?" ”
Mom sighed and said, "After giving birth to you, we don't dare to give birth, one is uglier than the other!" ”
5. I saw Xiaofang and Xiaolan chatting on the bus. Xiaofang said: "Since I became pregnant, I have loved to eat spicy. ”
Xiao Lan said: "Sour and spicy girl, it must be a girl." ”
Xiao Fang said: "Then I will eat sour from now on, will I have a boy?" ”
Xiao Lan said, "No, at best it's a woman." ”