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Story: Don't take yourself too seriously

"Wife, you said, tomorrow, I will go back to our Yujiazhuang, which suit is appropriate to wear?" Is it this light gray set, or the dark blue set? I pulled open the closet door, undecided, "It's spring season, I'll still wear this light color." Oh, by the way, do you want to wear a tie or not? ”

"Old Yu, you didn't have water in your head, did you?" Wife Li Qingfen laughed.

"I'm talking to you seriously."

"You mean, I'm not serious?"

"Wife, don't talk about the lawsuit, you staff officer."

"Hey, it's a symposium, it looks like you're going to remarry and be a bridegroom."

"My hometown specially invited us, I can't be sloppy."

"Oh, my sour man, just wear a jacket." I admit that I am not as good as you when writing a novel, but this person is sophisticated, hey hey, you still listen to me, don't tomorrow you dress Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, like a monkey. ”

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What's going on?

Two days ago, Yu Xiaoxiao, the secretary of the branch secretary of my hometown and director of the village committee, called me and said that the village was going to hold a symposium on rural revitalization, and invited people from all walks of life who had gone out from Yujiazhuang.

"Uncle Song Han, you are a great writer in our Yujiazhuang, no matter how busy you are, you must also be in a position."

"Oh. Good. Rural revitalization is a big event for our Yujiazhuang, can I not participate? By the way, Xiao Wei, that what, that word pronounced li, is to come, not to read the position of the pro, and the benefit of the country and the people of the same sound..."

"Ah, ah, okay, uncle, hang up."

Putting down the phone, my heart was in waves, and I couldn't calm down for a long time.

From the Spring Festival to now, I have not returned to Yujiazhuang for more than two months. Returning home during the Spring Festival, he also carried and coordinated the relationship between the current branch secretary and the old branch secretary Yu Quanwa, and the second road out of the village did not know how to build.

Now the road back to home is smooth, and it is a two-hour drive back to home. Yujiazhuang, named after the Yushan Mountain behind the village. This Yushan Mountain, the ancient name of Yushan Weishan, Li Daoyuan's "Notes on the Water Classics" are recorded, according to legend, the Eastern Han Dynasty Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu raised an army to the west, once garrisoned this mountain, and today there are still han wangtai ruins. Since the Ming and Qing dynasties, because of its lush forests, and the sound of the word micro and yu is close, it is named Yushan.

Unfortunately, for many years, Yujiazhuang's unique resources are only resources, and the previous year was only lifted out of poverty with the general situation, really guarding the golden bowl to eat, rural revitalization, it is imperative, and the task is heavy and long...

Story: Don't take yourself too seriously

Yujiazhuang should hold a forum on rural revitalization

Let's gossip less, the book is back to the truth.

The next day, I hesitated for half a day, but I followed my wife's advice and put on a jacket. However, I wore a white shirt inside. This shirt, after buying it back, was worn once, that is, a year ago, the city was changed at the congress to show its attention, and specially spent a few hundred yuan to buy a new white shirt.

As the saying goes, man depends on clothes and horses by saddles. Look in the mirror and feel so good about yourself!

At 6:30 in the morning, I set off in a car. Xiao Wei notice said that it was nine o'clock, I pinched the time, the road can be very calm. Back in the hometown, people's mood can be described by the phrase "the spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and the Chang'an flowers are seen in one day", which is most appropriate.

Out of the city, an hour and a half later, into the mountain, the speed of the car slowed down. In the spring of March, a hundred flowers bloom, and all the way is a scenery. I opened the window of the car and let the gentle spring breeze blow into the car, and there was a kind of ease and comfort of "staying in the cage for a long time, returning to nature".

When I passed a mountain village, there was a village girl standing on the side of the road, carrying a basket, waving at me from afar. I said in my heart, I guess she also saw me dressed neatly, like a good person, I want to hitchhike, we go back to my hometown, just be a living Lei Feng...

So, I slowed down the speed of the car and approached her, and strangely, she still waved her hands, and her face did not look at me. I looked in the rearview mirror and behind it was a coach.

Oops, I was self-made and almost made a joke. If I really talk to someone, maybe she still thinks I'm a sister.

Story: Don't take yourself too seriously

Almost thought of me as a

But when it came to the village entrance, it was only half past eight. The second road into the village has also been repaired, the cement road, flat as a mirror, the change is not small. I parked the car at the door of the old house, said hello to my family, and hurried to the village department.

When they arrived at the village department, Yu Xiaomi and other members of the two committees were there. I was actually the first to arrive.

Xiao Wei said: "Uncle Song Han, you still pay attention, you are the farthest, but you are the first to rush back." ”

"Yes. The people who go out in Yujiazhuang are the kites that are released, and when needed, as soon as the line is closed, they all have to come back. ”

Speaking, it was nine o'clock, and the ten or so people invited returned on time.

The symposium was held in a small conference room on the second floor.

The circle of conference tables was full of people, including Yu Jianhua, the head of the county authorities, Yu Shaotang, who was the deputy township chief in Linxiang, Yu Dafa, the boss of real estate, Yu Xiaochun, who ran a large hotel in the county seat, and so on. As far as the people who went out of Yujiazhuang were concerned, they were a group of talents.

I looked, people Yu Dafa, Yu Xiaochun, etc., engaged in enterprises, are suits and leather shoes, complaining in my heart that my wife has made a fork, it is really long hair and short, I should also wear a suit today...

On behalf of the two committees, Yu Xiaoxiao first made a brief report on the work in the village over the past year and more. After that, enlightened Zongyi, said that last month, the second road out of the village was also repaired, according to the township arrangement, in recent years to engage in rural revitalization, the two committees reported to the higher levels of the village's ideas, want to develop rural tourism around Yushan, farm or whatever. The above is supportive, but let the village first think of its own way, from the village to the main peak of Yushan this kilometer more than a kilometer, to walk on two legs, "the superior to dial a little, raise a little." Some time ago, after asking Grandpa to tell Grandma, the county promised to support 1.5 million, the township also promised to support 750,000, and there was a gap of 7.8 million... Everyone is a big person who went out of our Yujiazhuang, and we have a lot of knowledge, please come back in the midst of a busy day today, just to hear what your high opinions have?

Obedient and obedient, this extraneous sound, seems to be asking everyone to pay for it.

But I was ready to speak first. After all, I've seen a big circle, real cultural people, just me. Moreover, since receiving xiao wei's invitation call, I have been playing a belly draft, and I still think about rural revitalization first of all industrial revitalization, how to tap the history and culture of Yushan, and change the resource advantage into an economic advantage...

After Xiao Wei finished speaking, the conference room was quiet, the needle could be heard, and even the air seemed to be frozen.

After holding back for a full ten minutes, I was anxious for Zhishu Yu Xiaoxiao, if they all shut up like this, it would not be embarrassing.

Story: Don't take yourself too seriously

Just as I was about to open my mouth to save the scene, I only heard Yu Dafa clear his throat and open his mouth:

"Hmmm, I'll say two words first. The development of Yushan is a great thing, which is the dream of many generations in our village. In the past two years, the real estate situation is not very good, otherwise, this remaining gap, I will be plugged alone, is not the money of a small house. However, from last year to this year, house prices have been falling all the way, and now I am most afraid of the monthly days at the end of the month, why, worried, have to repay the interest of the bank loan. But despite this, I can not fail to express that I take three hundred thousand! ”

So bold!

I gave Yu Dafa a big thumbs up in my heart!

Moreover, I remembered that Yu Xiaoxiao and Yu Dafa were hardcores who had to wear a pair of pants since they were young, and it was estimated that Xiaoxiao had already done Dafa's work in private and had a good start when speaking. However, even if Daihatsu is a childcare, this childcare is still good!

"I'll take a stand too." Yu Xiaochun then said, "My business is not as big as the chairman of Dafa, small fights and small troubles, plus, everyone knows that the epidemic has a big impact on my catering industry, but today is not back to complain, don't say anything, I am 150,000!" ”

Next, there are one hundred thousand, there are eighty thousand, there are fifty thousand, there are thirty thousand...

Yu Jianhua, director of the bureau, and Yu Shaotang, deputy township chief, also said that they would each take 20,000 yuan.

When they spoke, I was beating the drum in my heart, not to say that it was certainly inappropriate. But at this time, I can't talk to my wife on the phone.

Thankfully, no suit was worn! Today, those who wear suits, everyone's hand is 100,000 upwards...

Just as my thoughts were racing, I found that the eyes of the crowd gathered on me like bicycle spokes. Oh, the dozen or so people who came back, I was the only one who didn't speak!

I said, "A hundred useless students are scholars." In return for Sangzi, of course. But I was ashamed, shy, and could only take out a mere ten thousand yuan. This is the one that my novel received last year for the 'Five Ones', and I donated it all. ”

I can't elaborate. At that time, after deducting two thousand yuan of personal income tax and a few hundred yuan of urban construction maintenance tax, the real hand was less than eight thousand yuan.

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In the end, Yu Xiaowei said that everyone does not forget their hometown in their hearts, and this love will always be remembered by the people of Yujiazhuang. The two village committees decided that all donations of more than 10,000 yuan should be commemorated, and in view of the fact that Chairman Yu Dafa has taken a large head, we are ready to name this road "Dafa Road", and I believe that in the near future, we will definitely be able to make a big fortune in Yujiazhuang. At noon, the two committees of the village prepared a glass of thin wine at Yu Sanmei's Yushan Restaurant, and a few days ago, they specially caught wild animals such as hares, and everyone must enjoy the light...

Story: Don't take yourself too seriously

I was shy and embarrassed

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