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Recently, Chinese stocks have been a bit miserable, to what extent?
So tragic that Teacher Sun Yuchen even had to consider acquiring Didi.
Of course, if you only acquire Didi, this underestimates Teacher Sun's coffee position.
Sun Yuchen is running for the presidency of a beautiful country!
Sorry, I was wrong.
I shouldn't use exclamation points.
Whatever he does should not feel magical, even if he posts that he wants to unify the Galactic Empire, we should all treat it with a normal heart.
Don't use the common sense of carbon-based organisms to speculate on Teacher Sun's thoughts.
This trick nationalized the beautiful country, and Teacher Sun Yuchen, who was in charge of the Heavenly Palace, was finally able to pee in the White House.
It cost money to eat with Buffett, and now, Buffett wants to eat with Sun Yuchen, and may also need to wait in line for the White House pass.
I believe that at this moment, countless coin circle leeks are also silently praying to the gods in their hearts, hoping that Teacher Sun Yuchen will succeed in his election.
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Everyone knows that normal logic cannot restrain Teacher Sun's behavior, so why did he want to run for the president of a beautiful country this time?
The reason for this incident is that there are rumors that the Beautiful National Securities Regulatory Commission (SEC), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) have begun to investigate Mr. Sun Yuchen.
Including insider trading, money laundering, telecommunications fraud, conspiracy to defraud the government, aiding and abetting crime, conspiracy to deceive beautiful countries, etc., the industry estimates that conviction may result in a 25-year prison sentence.
Of course, Teacher Sun himself has refuted it, saying that it is all rumor-mongering, fake news.
Nobody knows about the FBI, but when it comes to elections.
Isn't it necessary to deceive the beautiful country to become the president of the beautiful country, and which of Kawa-sensei and Rare Sect is not a master of this?
Kicking up this wave of investigations is the more influential website in the beautiful country's science and technology circle, The Verge, which has been singing about Sun Yuchen and often scolding Teacher Sun at length.
However, in terms of reliability, in 2020, The Verge has already established contact with 18 current and former employees of Sun Yuchen, so it is more confident.
For example, after Sun Yuchen bought BitTorrent for $140 million, his headquarters in San Francisco did not like the office to be arranged for him, but found a conference room as an office, showing Sun Yuchen's approachability;
The conference room tables were often piled with bundles of cash, and once employees saw a money envelope with the words "Crazy Stripper", showing Sun Yuchen's elegant and easy-going.
These are difficult to obtain without first-hand information sources.
The Verge's report this time comes from an interview with 15 employees of Sun Yuchen, who have been interviewed by the three major money-making boy groups (SEC, FBI, IRS).
One of the biggest allegations against Sun Yuchen is insider trading.
Since the acquisition of BitTorrent, Sun Yuchen has had an insider trading team in Beijing, and as long as he is ready to release good news, Sun Yuchen will instruct this team to buy TRX.
I don't actually understand this accusation.
Not to say that the allegation is made.
But did not understand their fuss.
At that time, Teacher Li Xiaolai scolded Brother Sun as a liar.
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Although Teacher Sun Yuchen and Teacher Li Xiaolai, who have loved and killed each other for many years, have broken off contact, the spirit of the coin circle still needs to be inherited.
Before There was Li Xiaolai teacher phone recording scolding leek leaks, and then Sun Yuchen told the insider trading team,
The domestic currency circle is a rich and brainless person, casually pinched.
Teacher Sun's supreme masterpiece, the peak of the Internet's whole life, "Five Tricks buffett", is not the king of typical long-short operations.
Of course, this kind of operation violates the prohibition of using material non-public information as an unfair advantage to trade under the Securities and Exchange Law of the Beautiful Country.
This is also the reason why the Beautiful State Securities Regulatory Commission intervened, insider trading alone, the maximum sentence is 20 years.
It looks scary, in fact, Teacher Sun is not in a hurry at all, after all, whether cryptocurrency is a securities or not, there is no conclusion in the judicial circles of beautiful countries, just like the food safety law cannot be used to sanction open defecation.
If it is determined that it is a security, then Mr. Sun will also face the problem of "buy 20 get 5", because if the cryptocurrency is considered a security, it must be registered with the Beautiful State Securities Regulatory Commission, and selling unregistered securities is also illegal, and the maximum sentence is 5 years.
There is also a small detail here that is very interesting, an employee expressed his concern about compliance with insider trading and unregistered, Sun Yuchen's reply was,
What worries me even more is that our company actually has people who have worked at the SEC.
Then the company's chief compliance officer sat next to him and shivered, and he worked in the compliance department of the beautiful national securities regulatory authorities for eight years.
Presumably at that moment, he fell into doubt, when he met him, Teacher Sun was looking at whose resume it was.
What's even more terrifying is that he hasn't been killed until now.
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Another allegation is more interesting, saying that he embezzled public funds.
In 2019, poloniex was acquired as a cryptocurrency exchange, the structure of the exchange is relatively old, and the operation is easy to mislead, so there are many people who accidentally deposit bitcoin into the USDT wallet, so that the bitcoin will be blocked out of the wallet in a suspended state and left on the exchange platform.
Over time, it has accumulated a lot, so Sun Yuchen launched the Operation Couch Cushions project.
The sofa cushion is not often stuck with coins, Sun Yuchen is also a variety of touches.
Don't touch it, don't know a shock, pulled out 300 bitcoins, according to the current market price is more than 150 million yuan, can be called the strongest money-paying worker in history.
In theory, this money should become the platform's non-operating income, and all employees think so.
But Teacher Sun fell from the sky and kept asking the people involved in the project,
Where are my 300 bitcoins.
According to a UCLA professor who specializes in cryptocurrencies and financial crime, using customer funds for personal use is definitely a crime.
Still that sentence, Teacher Sun is not in a hurry at all, how can the money that is swept out be considered stealing, and it is unreasonable to be arrested when picking up money on the side of the road.
Rising to the level of a reader, he is worthy of being the first prize winner of the New Concept Essay of that year.
The core accusations are actually these two, and the others are small details that are difficult to criminalize.
But in front of Sun Dasheng, the details were never boring.
For example, at the end of last year, a beautiful employee of Sun Yuchen received an interview from the FBI and the beautiful Internal Revenue Service, asking for some information about Sun Yuchen, and the core focus was on the beautiful model taking Sun Yuchen to the world.
In this paragraph, I would like The Verge to talk in detail, to ask for details.
Unfortunately not.
I am not concerned about the beautiful model, but considering that Teacher Sun has the problem of kidney stones, I am worried about whether his waist will be uncomfortable after flying for a long time.
For example, in order to make the trading platform lively, Sun Yuchen deliberately did an automated KYC (Know Your Customer, simple understanding is the authenticity of the user's identity verification) process, and when he heard KYC regulations to let Poloniex's share in the Chinese market decline, Sun Yuchen was angry and asked employees.
Don't you fake it?
Good question.
Of course, if you look at the above in English, you will find out.
Brother Sun didn't actually ask.
He used an exclamation point.
So, could he add a nickname, for example, Faker?
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Although the beautiful national institution is menacing, Teacher Sun is very indifferent, and even a little excited in his heart.
It's hot again.
Therefore, Sun Yuchen hardened the report of The Verge, shook it on Twitter, and also said hello to the domestic currency circle on Weibo.
It's just that in the domestic version, he became a big patterner.
In the two statements Chinese and English, Teacher Sun Yuchen emphasized his status as Grenada's ambassador to the WTO, which should be his arrogant confidence.
Emphasizing identity has two meanings.
The first layer is to tease beautiful countries.
Because Grenada is a place with no income tax, no property tax, no inheritance tax.
The second layer is identity shock.
Let's review The Identity of Teacher Sun (March 2022 edition).
The first person after 90 punk, the second generation of the coin circle, the NFT generation, the former Ma Yun believer, the current Buffett believer Oh no, the current Buffett father, the director of the Wall Street Office, the firm value investor, the oriental leek farming household, the white paper photocopier, the Weibo hotspot whitewashing machine, the Spokesperson of the Asian Heroic Wind, the director of the Studist Packaging Factory, the oriental porcelain king, the physics king, the master of quantum fluctuations, the stone research expert, the leek garden community shoulder handle, one of the three giants of Pennsylvania, grenada's permanent representative to the World Trade Organization , a strong contender for the next beautiful country president (update), Qi Tian Dasheng Sun Yuchen teacher.
Grenada is the southern country of the Windward Archipelago in the West Indies of the Americas, with a population of 112,500, the highest peak is Mount St. Catharines, and there are several small rivers with waterfalls flowing into the sea from the mountains, which is a bit of a water curtain cave feeling.
Grenada's GDP in 2020 is 1.089 billion US dollars, and the efforts of the whole country to eat and drink for ten years can barely be worth 100 billion yuan when Mr. Shangsun speculated on Tron's token TRX for a dollar.
Sun Yuchen condescended to be an ambassador to Grenada and promote a small country, which is a step higher than the dream realization plan on Weibo that year?
It's exciting.
You FBI, dare to mess with Teacher Sun?
Have the ability to come to Grenada, ironclad without your good fruit to eat.
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Grenada's identity is actually a protective body.
But this amulet doesn't necessarily work well.
However, the cunning rabbit three caves, not to mention the people like Sun Yuchen who want to enter the White House.
Therefore, a passport is not enough, and it is necessary to continue to increase the number.
In 2018, Sun Yuchen tweeted that he had the support of the then President of Malta to build a blockchain island with the Maltese government.
However, according to The Verge's revelations,
In fact, the construction of blockchain island is fake, and it is true to take a Maltese passport with a personal investment of 650,000 euros.
Teacher Sun Yuchen not only gave himself, but also gave his parents a Maltese passport through investment.
Another island, another water curtain hole.
Then Sun Yuchen said in a court statement.
He is a citizen of St. Kitts and Nevis in the Caribbean Islands.
The third island, the third water curtain hole, was assembled.
Sun Yuchen is to explain that the dog of the beautiful country government takes the rat by repeatedly emphasizing that he is not a beautiful country, does not have a beautiful country green card, and does not live in a beautiful country, so he will not involve the tax matters of the beautiful country.
Citizens of the world, that's it.
However, this has given rise to a new question, that is, Teacher Sun Yuchen is running for the presidency of a beautiful country, so can the president of a beautiful country not be a beautiful countryman?
I specially helped Teacher Sun flip through the constitution of the beautiful country, requiring that only those who obtained the nationality of the beautiful country at birth can run.
But it didn't matter, it didn't affect him.
Teacher Sun can completely amend the Constitution after he is elected to allow him to participate in the election.
On the issue of chicken or egg first, I believe that Teacher Sun can have flexible operation strategies.
As long as you become president, you can give yourself the qualification to run for president, and the logic is closed.
Even if the beautiful Chinese people don't know good villains and don't let Sun Yuchen participate in the election, it still doesn't matter, he has already laid out in the metaverse.
At the end of 2021, he spent $78 million to auction the iconic artwork "Nose" by a Swiss national treasure surrealist artist to promote the NFTization of the artwork.
At the end of last year, he participated in various technology circle summits, such as the 6th Singapore Fintech Festival, the 2 Milken Institute Asia Summit, and the NFT BUSAN 2021 in Busan, South Korea, and came to the stage to talk about NFTs and metacosms.
Teacher Sun Yuchen, the Grand Commander of the Meta-Universe, had long been ambitious.
Now wait for the release of the "presidential coin" to make up the campaign funds for yourself.
At that time, the leeks who do not know which country can say that they are the heroes who carried Sun Dasheng into the White House, so that they can smile proudly when they look at their empty wallets.
Stud is a kind of wisdom.