When people start to run away from marriage, Peruvian dogs have no way to make decisions for their own life events.
Every Valentine's Day, many pet dogs are thrown into the grave of marriage by their owners.
Whether you are a dedicated dog licker outside or a dog king with a harem, you can only be a groom who observes monogamy on this day.
Like most arranged marriages, they may not have seen their significant other before walking the red carpet.
Those who have been on a blind date will understand that dogs and people have the same sadness at this point.
The person who lives in the mouth of the matchmaker is actually a door-slammer, and being blessed means being a fat man, and the job is stable, that is, the salary is not as high as you.
Love is a thing that has never been understood by outsiders, whether it is a dog or a person, they only want to be respected in their feelings.
Your mom took the guy in the old man's undershirt that Decathlon had brought from you to tell you that others were good, but behind your back, you hooked up with a sports student who was still sweating on the playground.
It's like Teddy has a crush on that arrogant Afghan hound, but you have to get him to marry a jingba on Valentine's Day.
Sometimes people are like this, things are not right when they come to themselves, and once they get the blessing of power, they will become obstinate.
When the mother knows the freedom of marriage before, when one day the daughter tells you that she is in love, you are eager to strip the man's family bottom and then vote a veto.
The men were more casual, like the male dogs who were pulled up the lawn, smelled the butts of all the opposite sexes present before the ceremony, and finally obediently prostrated themselves with the object in formal clothes.
The master can only turn a blind eye, after all, no one has the heart to think about debauchery before marriage.
This is bitter for the spoiled princess, before Valentine's Day, eat and drink at home, special people to serve, go out to pull shit have people wipe their butts.
But on this day, everyone tells you to celebrate, even if the other party has just exchanged feelings with your girlfriend, you can only protest twice.
But it is useless, after all, people can't understand dog words.
You can't say that the owners are selfish, they will always pick the best person in the dog group that they think is the best for you.
They take you into their own circles to socialize, telling you that old Li's dogs can have deep friendships, and that their family eats imported dog food without discounts.
They sometimes allow you to have friends of your own, but within two hours they urge you to go home and keep an eye on you at all times to prevent instinctive exchanges.
You initially thought it was just a kind of caring protection, but when you turned your head, you were put on a white veil and asked to draw a pledge on your marriage certificate.
You also can't resist because you're just a dog.
You have been brought into the house since birth, he takes care of you to eat and drink Lasa, has good feelings and calls you a child, and occasionally talks to you brothers.
Eating people with soft mouths and unpleasant teeth will be called rabies, and you can only go through the process with strange dogs on Valentine's Day, and turn around to find your little lover.
Previous generations have said that marriages that are not blessed by parents will not be happy, and this situation will never happen at pet weddings in Peru.
They have a detailed prior investigation of the owners of both sides, from whether the clothes worn by the other party are branded, to whether the posture of the lifting legs is standard, to ensure that the other party is a good dog, but did not ask whether you liked it.
Back to the group wedding of The Peruvian Valentine's Day pets, although their marriage was decided, the parents never treated their children badly.
The owners wore traditional Andean costumes, while the dogs were more liberal Western dresses, bow ties and wedding dresses.
Owners will help their dogs sign the marriage papers by raising their paws and pressing them against paper, and finally, the dog and owner will also take a group photo together.
Every step is accompanied and involved by the owner, and there has never been a phenomenon of escape from marriage for many years.
"This year, in just one hour, we were able to complete the marriage of eight pairs of dogs." Event organizer Patricia Barrari, Lima Park Service Representative, said.
Of course, there is no such thing as a pet wedding being sent to the cave room, and after the ceremony, they still go back to their respective homes, and only fulfill their husband and wife responsibilities when the wind is released.
This is equivalent to saying that you have been sold but not completely sold, and you can go back to spoil your harem, but every time you rub your gun, you will be used as evidence of criticism by the other parent.
After all, the marriage certificate thing is sometimes really not a good thing.