Text/Meiya
A few days ago, I chatted with two old girlfriends in Nanjing and asked about the epidemic situation in Nanjing, the national center. We came to the conclusion that:
1. In the matter of "48-hour nucleic acid report to get out of Nanjing, but the hospital nucleic acid report should be out in 72 hours", it is fully proved that "the four-dimensional ordinary flow pattern with the Min degree gauge has zero curvature tensor and the curvature tensor is not zero" and other scientific phenomena.
I know you don't understand, I don't understand, this is my copy of the "theory of relativity."
Under the guidance of the theory of relativity, the hospital is out of sync with the outside world, and there is also a higher pattern understanding.
2. During the epidemic period, it is necessary to be cautious about stealing, try not to collapse provinces and cities, cross-districts are not safe, and the best choice is the old king next door.
For example, Xiao Li in Lukou District and Xiao Zhang in Gulou District secretly crossed Chen Cang, and once they were transferred, they would have an incident in the east window.
But xiaobai who lives in the Olympic Sports New City in Jianye District and the little king next door are different, even if it is close to each other for the needs of the party and the people, but the Indian poison strain delta is so powerful, and the garbage at the door to say hello belongs to the close connection.
On the night that the whole building was pulled into isolation, the heavily armed Xiao Bai and the little king next door only showed their eyes, which did not prevent them from passing the victorious look on the bus, they held it!
The old girlfriend felt that the conclusion was very constructive, and the dance was spread in their unit. Her colleagues gave a standing ovation.
Under their feet, they piled up the ingredients they had just bought at the supermarket by touching the fish, and carefully arranged for the possible upcoming home isolation.
The above is a joke of pleasure in suffering, and in this artistic processing derived from real life, you can get a glimpse of the character of Nanjing people.
When I was a young man in Nanjing, the personality traits of The Nanjing people circulated among us were: like a washing machine, they were thrown and stable.
More than ten years have passed, and the quality of Nanjing washing machines is stable.
Regarding this "dumping", I have to explain to outsiders, in terms of my language expression ability of the ceiling, it probably means that a person has a neurosis, but TA is indeed a normal person.
The suitability of the description is very high, down to the behavior, up to the values, can be applied.
Example:
Maigao Bridge otaku Xiao Wang inexplicably became a yellow code, which in turn stimulated his desire to go out. Under the interrogation of the xinjiekou staff, he calmly said that he was yellow-green blind and was sent to isolation on the spot. Xiao Wang is really dumped.
Lao Zhang of Hunan Road has experienced two years of epidemic and witnessed the disaster in Henan, and he could never have imagined that the epidemic could be repeated. He concluded that the world would not be good, and because of the emptiness, he donated all his possessions to Henan to go to Jiming Temple to become a monk, but found that Jiming Temple was a nunnery. Old Zhang is really dumped.
(The above paragraph has a clear object of ridicule, please feel free to associate.) ）
It is not difficult to see that the word "fling", which can be degraded and retracted, gradually becomes an inclusive neutral word, and everything can be solved into "flinging", which also dissolves seriousness, pain, and suffering.
This kind of optimism, openness and moderation is the character of Nanjing people, and it is also the character of Nanjing.
Nanjing City: Whipping eggs
Feng Tang believes that a place where a person stayed for 10 years before the age of twenty is a person's true hometown. After that, no matter how long he lived and how many places he went, his hometown was in his bones and blood, lingering.
I have a different view of the homeland in my blood. I think a person's blood homeland is unresolved before he becomes a minor. Usually this place, which is connected with the soul and the reshaping of the three views, exists in the city where everyone is in the early stage of adultization.
From entering the university to stepping into society, the transformation of social, environmental, and identity is completed in this city.
After completing the coming-of-age ceremony, thirty and standing, forty is not confused, turn around and break through, return, cross the ocean, no matter where you go, your body is contaminated with the temperament and character accumulated by the city for thousands of years, like a shadow.
My blood homeland is Nanjing. From college to work, I immersed myself in the city for 10 years.
In 2017, he returned to his alma mater to give a lecture
Nanjing is a city that wants to rest and can't stop talking, or it may be that it has been in this mountain for many years and cannot accurately summarize its character.
Once I went to Nanjing to sign a sale, because there was no filing was temporarily canceled, my editor asked me, is it your ex-boyfriend reported it?
I thought about it for a while and said: No, we basically belong to a peaceful breakup.
Only to see the other party looking at me in horror, she said: You have been thinking for 5 minutes! How many people have passed this?
You see, how deeply I am involved with Nanjing. So much so that I have written about Hong Kong and Guangzhou, all of which have become explosive articles, but I am lonely and timid about Nanjing's near-hometown, and it is difficult to write.
Heavy snow in Nanjing in 2008
Only years after I left Nanjing did I get inspired in an interview that Nanjing was like "Liang Chaowei's smile, desolate and warm."
Desolation is because he has been bullied by poison in thousands of holes, and warmth comes from the open-minded and timeless goodness after the vicissitudes of the sea and the mulberry field, and these two opposite emotions are not contrary to Nanjing.
Before I went to the university to report, the Nanjing in my mind was a miserable city, full of defeat and relocation. Qin Huaihe babbled, humming Li Xiangjun Liu's love elegy.
Famous attractions, count the graves, walk through the Purple Mountain where the tombs of "Sun Yat-sen, Liao Zhongkai, Deng Yanda, Xu Da, and Wang Jingwei" are gathered.
Purple Mountain Music Station
Looking at the ancients and the complicated and lengthy, looking at the present, Nanjing is full of embarrassment, specifically at this juncture, we can't bear to say it. In short, in the "bulk Jiangsu" stem, Nanjing is hard to blame. No, Hefei may become the biggest victim of the epidemic in Nanjing, and the name of "Huijing" has been confirmed.
I think the people of Nanjing don't care about this at all, they laugh it off, and they laugh with self-deprecation.
Maybe a thousand sails have been exhausted, and they have lost their voice because of their thickness. The Stone City is Wu Sun's, the Thousand Buddha Cliffs are from the Southern Dynasty, the Treasure Shipyard is from the Ming Dynasty, and in the autumn, the sycamores that burn Nanjing are hot and scalding, and they are the Republic of China.
So where is the provincial capital, I am not worthy to be a big brother, not as important as the bowl of firewood ravioli in front of me.
When I was in Nanjing, I lived on Changjiang Road, and there was a road in front of my home called "Net Towel City", which seemed to be such a bland road name, which also originated from the Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang's micro-clothing patrol, and when he saw the Taoist priest peddling a variety of nets, he wrapped it around his head and tried it on and said, "With this net towel, all hairs are in unison."
Since then, this unnamed alley has begun to mass-produce mesh towels, and has been named "Net Towel City".
Every road name in Nanjing has historical prudence. "Tiger Road", "Peach Leaf Crossing", "Into the Xiang River", "Sanyuan Lane", "Changganli", each road back is an allusion, a poem, a history.
Nanjing Hongshan Zoo
The image of Nanjing people is also ambiguous, unlike the spicy of Sichuan, the delicacy of Shanghai, the grin of Beijing, the softness of Suzhou, the gentle and introverted character of Nanjing people, and the crisp and crisp skin of the north, so they have produced a strange self-description of "throwing and stable".
Personal experience, Nanjing's "small pole" is not bad, Datong is thick and gentle, will saddle the girlfriend before the horse to carry the bag, but also a bit of Sichuan-Chongqing man's ear meaning.
But the shortcomings are also very prominent, I will say that you will understand in seconds, the men of Nanjing, the Cancer men of the motherland, need scorpions or lion women to govern in a big way.
"Little pole" is the Nanjing people's collective name for young men. This title is similar to "little cub", with some condescending sense of elders, teasing the fledgling unworldly young people. With a little hormonal impulse.
The counterpart to "Little Pole" is "Pansy". Pansy refers to a young girl, who, like the "little pole", has a sense of intimacy and flirtation. Therefore, Pansy can not be used indiscriminately, and only those who have a relationship in place can shout in person, otherwise they will be beaten.
Regarding Nanjing Panxi, there is a widely circulated passage:
On a sunny and sunny morning, Nanjing Panxi got up, bright eyes and teeth, skin like gelatin, Slender waist, legs two meters long. She stretched out her waist in a big way, and then she moved to the window, pushed it open, and said, "Roll your mother!" It's hot as hell!"
This kind of dense swear words and the beautiful flower-like and pleasant weather form a sharp contrast, which is deafening and deafening.
Nanjing specialties in addition to saltwater duck, there are also swear words.
"Stupid" is the scolding of Nanjing City, and the Nanjing dialect is pronounced the same as "ghostwriting", but whenever there is a "ghostwriting" news event, the people of Nanjing are all smiling tacitly.
In addition to being stupid, Nanjing's dirty words are colorful and endless, and the two old Nanjing greetings are likely to make passing outsiders stunned and their cheeks red.
Take an example of a conversation in a restaurant:
A: You're a little idiot who came early.
B: That dick C hasn't arrived yet.
C called: Dick car bad grin.
May I ask: What is the relationship between ABC?
A: They are good friends.
I once heard that a Writer from Nanjing had beaten up a big man in the publishing industry in Beijing. The reason is that at the dinner table, the big guy can't get used to the endless rude words in the writer's mouth, so he repairs it.
After spending a long time in Nanjing, you will know that dirty words are fixed collocations and mood aids in the Nanjing dialect, and sometimes they are not abusive. The above mention of Nanjing Panxi's window pushing testimonial is also a sincere lament of the heat of the weather.
Regarding the swear words in the Nanjing dialect, there are two points in the interpretation of Ye Zhaoyan, a local writer in Nanjing:
The first is related to the "remnant complex" of the Nanjing people. Originally, the Son of Heaven was at his feet, and then he fell, but the "Great Uncle Temper" was still there. Second, Nanjing is a city of suffering, which has experienced many massacres, and the final manifestation of these sufferings in the dialect is all kinds of foul language with resentment.
Young people in Singapore have a unique language called Singlish, where English vocabulary is mixed with mixed grammar and Chinese intonation. But they are basically pronounced in English accurately, and Singlish is like a symbol of young people communicating with each other, connecting emotions, and establishing identity.
Compared with Teacher Ye Zhaoyan's lofty interpretation, my view of today's Nanjing people who love to explode is as simple as Singlish. Exploding is only a way for them to contact the feelings of the land, and only those who are also from Nanjing can safely take this simple and rude greeting and throw back an equal old mother's greeting.
But in the specific life, they are not so grumpy and rude, they are benevolent, wise, gentle and frugal, shy and introverted on the table.
Good friends Monday Wai and Lin Jiachuan's drama "Pillow Man" national tour, performed to Nanjing, found that the first audience response was very cold, as a flight host, I can only be comforted:
Don't be nervous, it's not your problem, Nanjing people are like this, the reason they are not so enthusiastic is that they are not good at expressing themselves, only worship in their hearts.
My gentle graduate tutor Sister Yan
Even, they are "very good bullies".
In the chaotic prevention and control of this epidemic, it is difficult for you to see a Nanjing person scolding and grinning, and they are forced to have no way to retreat, and they will complain.
They smiled and squinted, and accepted all the external ridicule and internal arrangements.
Because of this, I don't know what I can do, there is my hukou, there is my youth, there are people I care about (except ex-boyfriends).
I could only tinker with and alter the unsatisfactory column I had written a few years ago. Maybe I still write Nanjing as a blur, just because my heart is in this mountain, I am extremely distressed at this moment.
I hope that Nanjing can get better, and I hope that the people of Nanjing will be safe and stable through the difficulties.