Picked up my wife from work yesterday,
She told interesting stories about working during the day.
The company's colleagues have a guy,
Today I said to my wife:
"Russia and Ukraine are fighting"
The wife asked a little confusedly:
"Your relatives and people are fighting?"
The colleague boy listened and was blindfolded
The wife usually does not care about foreign news,
Out of curiosity, ask the old six what is going on?
The cultural level of the sixth is not high,
I told my wife a story.
In the north of our country,
It turns out that there is a country with a long name,
Abbreviated as the Soviet Union.
It's like a big family,
This family used to be very powerful,
Both economically and militarily ranked first in the world.
The ancients said: Prosperity will decline.
When the economy is in decline,
Come up a patriarch,
At that time, the beautiful country with the largest economy in the world learned from the experience.
The result was flickered,
Obtain false scriptures,
A fierce operation has collapsed the family economy.
There is no way to separate the family,
The boss of Russia inherits most of it,
The second most ukrainian inherited,
There are more than a dozen other little brothers who are not less.
1991 The Soviet Union collapsed
First, let's talk about the second family
After the separation of the family,
The second old economy is not bad,
But the military ranks third in the world,
The key is also nuclear weapons.
If the economy doesn't work, you have to develop the economy!
Military alliances organized by the pretty nations,
The full name is also quite long, referred to as NATO.
NATO group came and said to the second elder:
"Come to our alliance, and be neighbors."
But your family has nuclear weapons, and the neighbors are not at ease.
Raising nuclear weapons is quite expensive.
There are beautiful countries, gentlemen's countries, and romantic countries in the league,
You don't have to spend this money, we cover you. ”
Just like the plot in Zhao Benshan's sketch "Selling Abduction",
The second brother was fooled and crippled and disposed of the nuclear weapons.
Can't help but remind me,
We were then,
Smash the pot to sell iron, save money,
Hard work, hard work,
Only then were nuclear weapons were built.
Great men make great decisions,
Chairman Mao is really not an ordinary person.
Back to the point,
The second family's life is gone, and they don't know it yet.
The family was still a mess, and the second brother originally wanted to reconcile with the boss.
The second daughter-in-law said to the second wife:
"What have you developed with the poor boss?"
The second eldest was also right, and agreed with the daughter-in-law's idea.
The second daughter-in-law began to run to NATO every day,
Go to a beautiful country to do a beauty,
Go to the gentleman's country to meet handsome men,
Go on a happy date in a romantic country.
The second daughter-in-law was also a celebrity at that time,
Befriend more than 180 countries.
The second daughter-in-law is wearing a brand name,
Standing up with a big belly, back home,
Looking at the second oldest who can't even eat black bread,
A look of disdain.
As the saying goes: economic status determines family status.
The second daughter-in-law began to take care of the house,
In the face of poor relatives and old people,
Horizontal nose vertical eye,
Nothing to scold a dog blood sprinkler.
The eldest and the second family are next to each other,
The boss wants to go to someone else's house to do some cooperation projects.
The shortest road is through the second home,
The second family did not agree to resolutely not let it pass.
Let's talk about the situation of the old people
The beautiful country also came with crutches to the old people to fool around.
The old guys were almost fooled.
But when I met a good neighbor, I warned the old people.
At their own expense, they could not practice divine skills.
The old people also have people who understand,
Start fooling around with pretty countries.
A beautiful country to see, one can not fool you,
Come on, little brothers,
What gentleman's country, romantic country, koala country, sushi country,
Kangaroo nations and others take turns.
Understand that when people become parents, it is not the same
Whoever you do is going to flicker, let's fool together!
Pretty country to see flickering can't do,
thereupon
Pick up the economic stick and punish the old people.
Military kidnapping of the little brother to bully and encroach on,
Old people have influential small countries.
Diplomatically fooling the old two families,
And other little to scare the old people together.
The old man is miserable this time,
I couldn't even nibble on the brown bread.
Or why not understand people,
Come right away and ask your neighbor what to do.
We were such good neighbors and didn't fall into the rocks.
He also pointed out a clear path to the old people,
The custom of the Chinese people is called: point broken does not say broken.
Give the understanding person a sentence:
"Your family is so big and your population is so small."
After understanding people go back, meditate.
Originally a large brain gate, the trace line increased by an inch,
Finally figured it out.
The family is a vast area that can be cultivated,
There are also many resources.
It's all hard currency!
。。。
Slowly the old family was full,
Equipment is lagging behind, this is not a thing.
The military has not slackened, and the backbone is still there.
These years around the jumping beam clown
It's all pretty much packed up.
In the face of the clamor of the old two families,
What to do?
Talk about other family things
Pretty Country:
"You two brothers must fight, hurry up, fight fast, fight hard."
"Hahaha, you're all losers!"
Pretty Country thought to herself:
1, the brothers are losers after the fight
The second family, the family was demolished, the family was hung (the war will kill), the rich people ran away, and the poor suffered.
Old people, beat people's homes, don't your family hang up (war will kill people)? It was hard to save some money, and it was consumed again. After all, it was done, and the reputation was discredited.
2, the wolf is really coming, the little brothers of Europe, come and hug the beautiful thighs! I'll help you cut him.
3, European money, is not worth much.
4, war I love the most, I made my fortune from war.
Little brothers:
A bunch of miscellaneous fish, a mess, ancestral relatives.
It turned out that an old lady who understood things had retired.
The old lady pushes a project,
It is to solve the problem of heating and cooking on the European continent.
Simple, economical and affordable.
When in office, the beautiful country resolutely persecuted,
It's a pity that it wasn't done.
The local people are suffering.
The old man understands that people are ready to fight the second old man,
I made it very clear when I spoke
"Second, your daughter-in-law is pregnant with someone else's child,
and destroy our brotherly feelings,
I'll help you clean the side. ”
The war continues, and we are witnesses.
Once Pandora's Box is opened,
Exactly where it will go is never known.
Can you understand the story told by the sixth elder?
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