Bought a durian to open is actually smelly, this makes people how to eat, the adulterer [angry]
(God Comment 1: Don't mention it, bought a pound of lotus, all holes... ）
(God's Comment 2: You guys don't mean anything, the coconut I bought went into the water... ）
Broke up with my boyfriend today, hiding in the bed alone and crying for 2 hours, can my friends comfort me?
(God Comment 1: Is it exactly 2 hours, or is it 1 hour 59 minutes and 59 seconds to stop... ）
(God's Comment 2: Have you been hiding in the bed and crying, and have you come out to breathe in the middle? ）
If the state needs you to deal with the enemy, what can you do for the country with your ability?
(God Comment 1: I'm ugly and can go disgusting to enemies.) ）
(God Comment 2: I look like a traitor and can go undercover.) ）
(God Comment 3: I fart stink, I can go and smoke them to death.) ）
If you had the opportunity to cross over and make you emperor for a day, how would you live that day?
(God Comment 1: It's so cool, the rags of the Forbidden City are all picked up by me.) ）
(God's Comment 2: Death catches everyone off guard.) ）
The old aunt of 2003, this year is 18, please give more advice!
(God's Commentary 1: Rafi in '82 did not dare to advise.) ）
(God's Comment 2: In the next 95 Yuanmou people, the father's 69-year-old prehistoric fossils, the grandfather's 42-year-old ancient primitive Heavenly Ancestor, please give more advice!) ）