Wen Song Jia Bingcao Zheng sketch "The God of Wealth Rides" Line Script / 2019 Beijing Spring Festival Gala

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Jia Bing: What is the newly developed brand, you put it there, still, how can it still be pitiful, Lin Daiyu?

Wen Song: Can you eat this thing?

Jia Bing: Can you eat it, don't you know if you try it, I tried this sugar, this sugar is decent, there is nothing wrong with it except that it is not sweet.

Wen Song: I taste this hot sauce, sweet.

Cao Zheng: Two brothers of the god of wealth, this life is not easy, if you want to make some money, don't you have to think of a way.

Jia Bing: Don't give us two this useless, come, come, come, wait, discuss a matter, no wonder they can't get rich, understand it, this is a lie, this is a lack of morality.

Wen Song: We must punish him.

Jia Bing: him.

Wen Song: Brother, such a thing, it will be the New Year soon, are you two short of money? I'll cast some spells to sell all your goods.

Cao Zheng: You will spell you did not say earlier.

Wen Song:, that spell has to be saved until the end.

Jiang Mengjie: That's the beginning.

Jia Bing: I'll help you, come.

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Jiang Mengjie: Take a quick look, the goods are all inclusive.

Cao Zheng: No, wait, wait, wait, how do these avatars look so familiar?

Jiang Mengjie: This is the mother, this is called the father, this is the third aunt, the second aunt, the old uncle.

Cao Zheng: Broken, broken, sold all these things to their relatives.

Jiang Mengjie: It's over, my mother bought our fake cooking oil, and if you eat it, it will be a problem.

Cao Zheng: Grandpa also bought a crutch, the quality of this crutch is not good, there will be danger, the god of wealth, how to do this?

Wen Song: Isn't this product sold?

Jia Bing: Yeah.

Cao Zheng: Our relatives, this fake.

Wen Song: You are in a hurry to sell fake goods to your relatives, so have you ever thought about how much these goods will affect their lives when they reach the hands of consumers?

Jia Bing: You suddenly speak so righteously, full of positive energy, you make me a little don't know you, I, I, I don't know how to talk, a gentleman loves money, has a way to take it, must rely on conscience, do things in a down-to-earth manner, be honest and honest, be worthy of heaven, worthy of the earth, worthy of the air in the middle, so that wealth naturally comes, blessings naturally arrive, I am eloquent, I want to give myself a pillar of incense.

Cao Zheng: God of Wealth, I know that I am wrong, I will not sell fakes in the future, and I will definitely do my duty in the future.

Jia Bing: Doing business in this duty, one sentence pulls down, you don't mean to express it.

Cao Zheng: How to express it?

Jia Bing: Sending red envelopes, it's the New Year.

Cao Zheng: I don't have any money.

Wen Song: You asked me, I am ready.

Jia Bing: Here's wishing you all.

HH: Happy New Year.

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