First: discipline
There are too many memes about punishment. Friends from DOTA to League of Legends, look at the punishment level on 390 damage, so he felt that this is the league of legends the most powerful summoner skill, happy with punishment to prepare for slaughter, at that time we were also novices, dota players have a sense of awe, think that people do everything is right, as a result he found that punishment can not be released on the hero, at that time he wanted to find a hole to drill into, this matter was also laughed at by us for a long time.
In the earliest days of LOL, after the 212 tactics began to appear to play the wild position, but I don't know what is the wild, stupidly came a sentence 5L play wild, teammates really gave up the position to me, and then they crazy let me take the punishment, I also thought that the punishment is a hero, or what equipment, so I looked for half a day and did not find a hero called punishment, went in and did not find the equipment called punishment, the result was that the beginning could not beat the wild monster, was sprayed by the teammate for a whole round, I also wondered how to fight the wild so difficult.
Second: how much you can't play!
The early Nunu Q skill can not be released to the hero, when I first played Nunu wild, it was difficult to see a residual blood on the line, so I was ready to flash a Q skill plus punishment, the result flashed past the penalty station, the question mark of the teammate directly made my small face red.
When I was a rookie, I played clockwork in a single, met a sword saint to fight wild, so I went to ask for blue BUFF, this sword saint infinite super god, and then from the beginning to the end did not give me BUFF, I was angry and asked him why he did not give, he said this can add damage, can not give me, I see that he has a better record, I believe it.
In the 212 tactics, I thought that the line would help fight the wild monsters, so I played the middle road occasionally to help him fight the wild monsters, at first he was calm, and then began to give me a retreat signal, I thought the retreat signal was to let me stand back a little to help him fight, so I moved back to help him fight, and he hung up, I said to the friend next to me, what XX teammates, help him hit the wild he also hung up.
The first time I played blind monk, I didn't know that the W skill could be put on myself, thinking that W touched the eye to trigger the second paragraph of W, so I used a W to plug an eye, and my teammates directly blindfolded, sent me three question marks and then played "GG".
A female friend of mine played LOL for the first time, she kept clicking the left button on the screen, and then clicked for half a day to tell me that the mouse was broken, I went to check it out and found that the mouse was normal, let her right click the screen to move, and then she said how my hero has no skills, I went to check it out and found that she has level 7 and has not added a skill.
At that time, the grass was popular, she was playing with cold ice, when she was playing a creep, suddenly rushed out of the grass a Galen, came up is silent and circled, directly to her scared to throw the mouse of the Internet café to the ground, and then covered her mouth and laughed wildly, saying how it was so scary.
Later and this sisters played games together, she said that she became stronger, so the opening selection of the fire man in the single, at that time I will not be this hero, so came the sentence "yes, the fire man will play", this time she knows the basic gameplay of the League of Legends, but it is still very dish, hit halfway she asked me "can the fire man out of the ice stick", I did not know at the time, so let her search on the Internet, the result is that she entered the "fire man out of the ice staff, will he melt", she thought that the fire hero can not out of the water system equipment, otherwise he will die, I wanted to marry this simple girl.
Third: no equipment
Early equipment is not the only one, you can buy two pairs of shoes, friends and I said to buy shoes must buy two pairs, otherwise no one else runs fast, I believe it, played hundreds of Zhao Xin have been out of two pairs of shoes, until the game was pointed out to change it.
When I just played this game, I wouldn't make up soldiers, I saw that the electric knife was happier, so I played anything out of the electric knife, once met a boy who was about the same age in the Internet café, he pulled me to play together, I played the demon, he asked me what I did with this, I said patch the knife, the second put him on the change zone.
In the comment area saw a player, S3 into the pit, no one with nor watched the teaching video, do not know that the equipment can also be synthesized, the body saved four or five thousand before going home to come out of the equipment. He didn't know what the eyes were for, he thought he was protecting himself, so he bought a lot of eyes to stick around him, and played with them a lot.
There is also a player who returns to the city is called TP, so he wants to go home and presses the "T" and "P" keys on the keyboard, thinking that he can go home.
This joke is the bottom of my pressure box. A brother in the comment area said that in 14 years, after the college entrance examination, others were playing League of Legends, so he also went to play League of Legends, he played tower defense games, thinking that League of Legends is also a tower defense game, so he slammed on the defense tower, and as a result, he was taken away by the defense tower three times, and he also wondered "This game is so difficult to play, the same level can not be a day?" ”。
What jokes are there in the comments section, let's share them together