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Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

"If you have not run for the mentally handicapped, you will live a relatively failed Hailaru life."

Presumably, you have seen on various platforms that less than four days after its release, players of "The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom" have rolled up flowers, but not rolling micro-manipulation skills like the previous game, but Bibi——

Campaign for the mentally handicapped.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Kingdom Tears adds four new abilities, including "Ultimate Hand" and "Reverse Qiankun", which can be obtained shortly after the start of the game, Extreme Hand allows players to paste and combine several items, and Reverse Qiankun allows the movement of objects to retrace, such as making falling rocks follow the trajectory back to the sky.

These two abilities have become the culprits of this campaign.

The most basic application of the "ultimate hand" ability is to open up mountains and rivers, for example, you can cross a broken bridge by putting together wooden boards, but if you ignore a little mechanics...

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

"People who don't respect physics will eventually fall to their deaths" via Little Red Book Shaddyslim

And the classic monorail trap that 90% of novices encounter, one player cleverly added a fan to avoid falling halfway, he really cried, and then:

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Originally, you can fall into a safe area without sprinting

However, these are just the novice mistakes that people make when they are not familiar with the parts.

Players who have played for two days have entered the higher-level bar main race track.

The first thing that players who officially come to land think of is to explore everywhere, although they can inherit the horse of the previous work, but everyone is uninhibited and loves freedom, no matter how they say, they have to get a handsome car... Wait, don't run.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Car: I'm free

It turns out that Kingdom Tears has a rigorous set of physical calculus, and the car will really slip when it encounters a downhill.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

The second coach said not to stand behind the car

But can we only drive by looking at the terrain? No, the game has thoughtfully designed components called "fan machine" and "acceleration wheel", which can be glued to many objects to achieve acceleration or takeoff effects with vehicles, such as helping Link cross a wide river bank.

Player: It sounds simple, put the fan on the boat and you will be able to cross the river all the way!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

The electric fan is quite good

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Demonstrated the core technology of the tank

Okay, two fans and four wheels may fight in the direction to engage in oolong, then only put one fan in one direction, it's always okay, right?

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Boat: I'm free too

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

"The boat is drowning, why don't you save it"

The movement of the vehicle is not easy to control, and the movement of the person is not much better.

These devices in Kingdom Tears require battery functions, and the method of activation is to "accept external force", that is, to knock it with a weapon. If controlled accurately, a three-stage three-stage three-stage separation rocket can also be realized.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

But even the step of "knocking with a weapon" is also prone to accidents ...

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

This really seems to be a lot of effort in front of it!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

I watched several bar lords campaigning, and this one was directly guaranteed

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

That's what you can do without holding it

The problem is that everyone did not deliberately campaign for the mentally retarded bar, but this game really seems that we are so stupid!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

However, this phenomenon was alleviated by the third or fourth days after the game's release, and players who had learned to avoid these powerful campaign maneuvers and began to study the game's mechanics on a deeper level.

But I didn't expect it - you thought you were on the second layer, but in fact Lao Ren was on the fifth layer!

For example, if a player tries to build an off-road vehicle, in addition to adding one more to the middle of the wheels in the corners, five is better than four, which is not unusual.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

But I didn't expect it to run like it was different:

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Finally it disintegrated and became something like this:

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

"When your program has a bunch of bugs but still runs"

At a temple, the original intention of the level was to let the player make a three-dimensional marble-like mechanism from existing materials and hit the ball on the opposite wall. Whether it's bouncing past or fanning it with a wooden board, as long as it touches the wall.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

However, due to the game's too flexible physics engine, this operation is not very easy to achieve, and many players will spend about half an hour on this card, and finally choose an explosive arrow.

But the lucky ones are also playing -

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Yes?

So it can still be like this?

The integration of new abilities and the big world has also given many problems different solutions.

New players may encounter a bird lookout called "Hylaru Plain" at first, which is surrounded by spiked wooden stakes, but also two nests of Pokblin with large iron balls to defend to the death, and it will take a lot of time to enter if you raid head-on.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Who taught you to look at the gate that way, old man ring? Via bilibili Old artist of blue oranges

But from another angle, if you take out the invincible planks ... Dangdangdang~

You can enter all the way unimpeded, and all it takes is a few planks scattered on the side of the road!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Or use the "reverse Qiankun" to restore a large wooden board back into the air, and you can climb to a high place and smoothly cross the spikes.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded
Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Even blowing yourself up to the sky is not impossible:

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

The audience exclaimed, "Huh? So this is also possible? ”

The exclamation here is not an exaggeration, but a real surprise.

Everyone's guess about the new abilities in this game was originally similar to other games, probably the kind that "certain effects can be achieved in certain environments", right? "Building bridges with wooden boards" is not difficult to think of in real life, but everyone does not dare to think in that direction. I didn't expect it to be real!

The idea was wide open, and the "Heavenly Technique" originally used to drill the cave could be used to drill the high-wounded rock giant and run directly to the weak point of its head;

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Everyone is a stone, what can't be drilled via bilibili no empty car

Can drill Gundam, Gundam in the hand I have;

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

"Inverted Qiankun" is a magic skill in the puzzle part, if the iron ball is too far away to move to the high platform, then you can tie the firewood to the arrow and shoot down, glue the iron ball and the firewood together, and then use the inverted Qiankun on the firewood. The iron ball will return to the high platform with it!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Complex mechanism assembly is greatly avoided

Even the barbecue haha has an upgraded version of the airbrush skewer ...

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded
Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded
Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Of course, there are also real gods:

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

You can even make a real off-road vehicle with a spring-made suspension system!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

via twi Switch_movie_SS

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Super Fan!

The wide range of applications of the new ability shows that Nintendo really wants you to use the ultimate hand and babel technique more.

In addition, the setting of "Sky City" has been newly added to this work, and the origin and development of the story have a great relationship with the sky, and there are not only more floating islands in the sky, but also wonders such as stars, stone platforms and even waterfalls falling from the sky.

As the player flies down from the Bird Lookout, try to reach out and grab the stars ✨ that are streaked by them. I didn't expect that... Really caught!

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

It turns out that stars are not just stickers or decorations, they can really be caught!

Today is the fourth day of the game's release, and I like the most common words from Kingdom Tears player barrage: "Huh? "Everyone is excited to explore new things, and every now and then they can discover surprising new ways to play.

Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

Glue the minecart with leftovers to the shield for a smoother shield

Fun games give people joy with well-designed content and mesmerizing depth, so to speak.

Oh, but having said that, there are quite a few players who can't really get that kind of joy.

I wish everyone a speedy shipment of cartridges!

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Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded
Too capable of living, Kingdom Tears players compete to be mentally retarded

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