1. In the morning, accompany the medical sister to the snack department to eat buns, after the waiter brought it up, the goods took out a silver needle from the pocket and pricked it, the front end of the silver needle became black, exclaimed: The bun is poisonous, who is going to harm the palace, the full house of diners is instantly silent, then the boss calmly stepped forward and said: TV series watched more! This is bean paste, don't want to eat go-to eggs...
2. Go to the bathhouse with colleagues to take a bath, just take off his clothes he will apply shower gel to his body, and when I am almost finished washing, he has not washed off the shower gel. He asked him: Shower gel has not been washed off for so long? The answer of the second goods colleague: pickle and taste
3. A beautiful woman working at the railway ticket office, in a very low mood, colleagues asked her: What's wrong, is it bad? Hey, don't mention it, I was complained about yesterday. Colleagues listened: How can I still be complained about? She said: Yesterday a big brother came to buy a ticket to Beijing, I think he may book a round-trip ticket, so I asked the big brother, are you going to go? The eldest brother glanced at me and said: I'm going to wear Ukrainian big flower pants
4. The old family in the countryside, when I came home for the New Year, at the uncle's house, the uncle wanted to feed the pigs, and my little niece said, Grandpa I am hungry. Uncle said: I will cook for you after feeding the pigs. The niece said: Is the pig important, or am I important? Uncle said: I will be fine right away. The niece came gorgeously: Can the pig call you Grandpa? Well, little niece, you win.
5. It's hot in the summer, and my husband and a few friends go to the restaurant to eat.
The box did not turn on the air conditioning, and in a few moments, a few old men were so hot that they took off their shirts and bare arms!
One of the buddies said: Oh, this is hot, waiter!
Waiter: Here it comes! Does sir have anything to need?
Dude said: Go and call me two bathers!
Waiter: Sorry, we are here in a restaurant, not a bathhouse.
Dude said: Then what are you still stunned about, turn on the air conditioner
