There is a saying about it: "Dogs are man's best friend!" ”
but... Sometimes, dogs are obviously human back pot men!
No, netizen @ is a lady told a tragic tragedy in the Douban group:
One day on the way home from work, netizens were happily driving, and suddenly there was a strange noise in the lower abdomen, and the stomach seemed to explode like pain...
Big deal!
She clamped the chrysanthemum, forced herself to endure the, and after experiencing nine nine eighty-one, she finally drove to the underground parking lot of the community!
Victory is just around the corner!
But at the moment of parking, a sharp brake...
Let netizens deeply appreciate what is called holding can travel thousands of miles, pulling thin inches is difficult to walk. ”
She opened the car door and found that there was no one around, and her brain was racing:
"As a highly educated, qualified and moral adult, how could I do such a thing?!
But the little ones pulled their pants pockets! This corner is a camera dead end, I will definitely take the initiative to clean up, people have three emergencies, it is better ... Simply... As far as..."
However, it is too late to think about it, chrysanthemums are already out of control, netizens just took off their pants like the opening of the reservoir floodgates...
Just then, a dog bark came from afar?!
Just as netizens are wondering, why will there be dogs in this underground parking lot? A husky suddenly rushed to the front of the netizens and barked wildly.
Netizens were frightened and chrysanthemums tightened, and then, more terrible things happened:
Not far away, a great uncle with a shovel, while calling the dog's name, walked closer and closer...
Netizens didn't have time to think much, pulled up their pants and rushed into the car.
Uncle scolded and grinned behind the dog: "What's the name, noisy skr people!" ”
Outside the car, it was the dog barking wildly...
In the car, it is a red-faced netizen, curled up in the back row of the atmosphere do not dare to breathe...
harm! The scene of the social death is no more than that.
The good news is that Uncle didn't see anyone else in the car; the bad news is... Uncle was silent after seeing the beach X on the ground...
Then, I heard a scream from the dog?!
Netizens are curious and sneak out their heads... But I saw uncle holding a shovel, shoveling... her... excrement...
While shoveling, he scolded and grinned: "md, how to pull so thin, the shovel can't be shoveled!" ”
Uncle was angry, but he also hit the husky's dog head with his hand
Huskies:???
Netizens said that she still can't forget the dog's resentful eyes when the uncle left with the husky...
But where the dog can speak a human word, but where the netizen can be a person... Maybe it's another story.
Some melon-eating masses who look at the hilarity are not too big to write the follow-up of the story:
丨@Husband who doesn't know the fire:
Later, when I met true love, I found that he lived in the same neighborhood as you, and you went to see his parents and saw the husky
丨@Peach Branch_:
Husky: This beam is reinforced concrete and will be knotted forever!
In any case, this adventure can be recorded in the book of life shit!
It also tells us a truth: walking the dog must be on a leash, otherwise... Shovel doesn't even know who pulled it!