Will Count (Humorous Story)

The village chief was so bad that he gave me the task, but when I was too busy to care about home, he went to tease my wife!

Well, this is put aside beforehand, he is looking at me weak and good bullying, walk and see!

So, what task did the village chief entrust me with? It was for me to make a Spring Festival party in our village.

I mentioned this to the village chief.

I am a village accountant, usually love to write and draw, I think that now the New Year is more and more uninteresting, this year is not even allowed to put fireworks, it is even more uninteresting, if you can open a party, you can also be lively and lively.

The question is, we have our own Spring Festival Gala, will anyone be willing to watch it? After all, there are so many evening programs on TV. Don't you say, there are people who are willing to watch.

I did the survey, and most of the people in the village were very supportive, saying that as long as people could be brought together, the program didn't matter. But it is not an easy task to get people together, so the quality of the program must be done well.

And the program is also quite rich. There are a few people in the village who love to shoot vibrato, can sing, dance and sing, and organize them, and there will be songs, dances, and plays.

I also wrote several cross-talk sketch scripts and found actors. I also invited the teachers and students of the village elementary school to perform two plays, a magic trick, and finally my mysterious finale.

I am very confident that this party will be done well, and if I did not go to see it, I will definitely regret it.

The performance site is in the village square, starting at seven o'clock in the evening, many people have gone early, and the black pressure has pressed a large area, although the people in the village have not all come, but most of them have come.

The big guys are chattering, talking a lot, and people always ask me what show I want to play.

Because when other programs are rehearsed, the people in the village know a little bit of content, and no one knows what I want to perform, which also adds a sense of mystery and anticipation to this party.

The first two concerts were song and dance and cross-talk, which caused a very warm cheer, and I was very satisfied.

But what I didn't expect was that halfway through the party, a reporter from the county TELEVISION station came and carried a video camera. Then several leaders of the town also rushed in.

The reporter said that we are a new rural area and a new atmosphere, and we should help us publicize it well. The town leaders also encouraged me to say, "Good job, good job!" What about your village chief? ”

As soon as I saw that the village chief was not there, he said, "He's gone to prepare the show." ”

The leader said: "Well, don't notify him, let's watch quietly." ”

I was under pressure, I just wanted to be lively in our own village, but I didn't expect to alarm so many big people. But it is difficult to ride the tiger, and the show has to continue as usual.

Finally it's time for my show.

Wiping the sweat from my forehead, I pushed a large whiteboard onto the stage. I thought, open up today.

Someone on the stage asked: "Zhang Daliang, what show are you acting in?" ”

I said, "To be honest, I don't know what this show is called, so you guys can watch it for yourself." ”

When I said that, the big guys were more curious.

I told everyone to be quiet, and also retreated among them and sat down on a stool. But the whiteboard is still the whiteboard.

But at this time, a voice came from the big speaker, it was the voice of the village chief: "Hey hey... You finally opened the door for me..."

I heard a woman's voice say, "Chief, today is the Spring Festival Gala that you have worked so hard to make, if you don't go to see it, what are you doing in my house?" ”

The village chief said, "I didn't go to see it, didn't you go to see it either!" ”

The woman said, "I don't like to make a scene." ”

"Hey, don't you like to join in the fun?" Bear two faces under one hood! You're clearly waiting for me!" ......”

I looked at the reactions of the big guys and they were all stunned.

I thought it was time to turn on the phone projector and cast the surveillance images of my house on the whiteboard.

Immediately on the whiteboard appeared images, the living room of my house, and two other people: the village chief and my wife.

The village chief sat down on the couch at my house, grabbed my wife's hand and said, "The one in your family is really stupid, he thought I had arranged a beautiful errand for him, but he didn't know that I just wanted to break him up and find an opportunity to talk to you." ”

My wife covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Chief, what are you going to say to me?" ”

The village chief said, "I like you." ”

My wife said, "You have a wife yourself, why do you like me?" ”

The village chief said, "In a word: you are prettier than her!" ”

My wife covered her mouth again and said, "Actually, our family is very bright, and I already knew that you were going to come to my house today." ”

"What?" The village chief was shocked and said, "He already knew!" "Busy looking outside the door, as if afraid of someone ambushing outside the door, he got up and was about to leave."

My wife said, "Chief, what are you afraid of, there is no one." ”

The village chief stopped, turned back and said, "That, that big light... What does he mean? Don't...... Don't...... Do they agree with us..."

My wife smiled and nodded.

The village chief's eyes lit up, and it seemed that he was trying to be crooked, and the saliva flowed out.

My wife then said, "Yes, he agreed to let us both do the show together." ”

"Acting on a show? What show? "The village chief is a little confused.

"Live show." With that, my wife punched the screen in a scissor hand pose.

The village chief's face also turned to the screen according to her gesture, and he also saw the invisible camera I installed at home, and his face turned green.

However, the village chief was the village chief in the end, and he quickly calmed down, turned his green face into a smiley face, and said: "Hahaha, how do you think I am acting in this show?" ......”

The party was a success, the village chief was named the best actor, and the village chief's program was also named by the villagers, called "The Village Chief Does Bad Things".

People in the village said: "I really didn't expect that the village chief's acting skills are so good, and his acting is the same as the real thing!" ”

His wife also said: "I also thought it was true, at that time I was angry, almost did not faint!" ”

But town leaders thought the show was too vulgar. Vulgar is vulgar, and it has also been used as a typical negative material by the TV station, and it has been reported out, saying that the cultural quality of some village cadres is worrying!

There was no way, the town leaders had to tear up and dismiss the village chief.