<h1>The word "kiss" has a new meaning </h1>
Young American Billy learns Chinese. When he learned the word "kiss", Billy asked, "The kiss word means 'don't', 'mouth', how to kiss without moving the mouth?" ”
Someone thought about it and replied with a smile: "Chinese personality is more subtle, 'don't' 'mouth' means 'don't talk'." Do you talk when you kiss? ”
<h1> Wangwen Business </h1>
Foreigner: "You Chinese are indeed a hard-working nation. ”
Chinese: "How?" ”
Foreigner: "Whenever I pass the street in the morning, I can often see the signs on the side of the road that say it
The two big words 'early' remind people passing by to work not to be late. ”
<h1>Foreigners comment on foreigners </h1>
When I first arrived in the United States, several Chinese classmates invited me to a Chinese restaurant to pick up the wind and wash the dust for me.
Kobayashi saw several foreigners at the next table using chopsticks, so he said, "Now there are more and more foreigners who can use chopsticks!" ”
Xiao Wang then said, "Those foreigners not only use chopsticks, but also order food." They are no longer just called chops and spring rolls. ”
Xiao Zhang was about to open his mouth, only to see a foreigner at the neighboring table who had eaten and drunk enough to walk slowly and methodically to our table and say in his extremely standard Beijing film: "Please make it clear that here, you are the foreigner." ”
<h1> Fight three times </h1>
An American friend returned home and asked him to talk about his impressions. He said, "If you have a meal here, you'll have three fights." ”
He explained: "As soon as you enter the restaurant, in order to push the seat, the main guest begins to pull each other, and then the dish is served, and the main guest asks you to push me to block it, and finally in order to pay the bill, there will be a wonderful and fierce battle." ”
<h1> Uncontrollable </h1>
A foreign student participating in a "Mandarin Speech Contest" somewhere on the mainland began with the following words: "Ladies and gentlemen, I must first apologize to you, my Mandarin is not good. My relationship with gui Chinese wen is like my relationship with my wife, I love it very much, but I can't control it. ”
<h1>foreigner </h1>
There was a foreigner who had just arrived in China, and he could only speak two Chinese words: "very good" and "better." One day the servant said, "I'm going to take two weeks off." The foreigner said, "Very good." The servant said, "Because my father is dead." The foreigner said, "Better." ”
<h1> Wei what </h1>
A German friend, Wei Temao, married a Chinese wife. One day, when they met an old man, the two greeted each other.
Old Man: "Your surname?" ”
Delao: "My surname is Wei." ”
Old Man: "Wei what?" ”
Delao: "Why?" What should the surname Wei also be? ”
<h1> A wide variety of "juices" </h1>
Once, a blank-blank question appeared on the Chinese "TOEFL" test paper for foreign students: "Hang out ___ juice."
When the test paper was collected, the teacher found that the answers were various, but none of them were correct, such as: "strangle the ink"; strangle the milk";
"Strangle the juice"; "Strangle the soup";
When the teacher later commented on the examination papers, he said to this group of future students studying in China: "You are really 'racking your brains' and have not written 'racking your brains'. ”
<h1> Not a thing </h1>
A professor who appointed himself as a Chinese teacher, when teaching Chinese class to his students, said: "Chinese call objects 'things', such as tables and chairs, television sets, etc., but living animals are not called things, such as insects, birds, beasts, people... Wait, so, you and he are not things, and I am naturally not a thing! ”
<h1> Foreigners watch hemp balls </h1>
A delicious foreigner brought a few hemp balls from China back to China, and everyone said, "Look at China's hemp balls, it's really strange!" There are no holes, how did the bean paste fit in? Besides, you see, how much time it takes for this sesame seed, one by one, to stick! ”