One night Xiaodong insisted on talking to his mother; his mother said: Son, will you also sleep with your mother when you marry your daughter-in-law in the future? The son said: Well, I will sleep with my mother in the future; my mother said: What will you do with your daughter-in-law in the future, let her sleep alone? The son thought for a moment and said: Just let her sleep with daddy; Mom: ...
One day, the teacher assigned homework to the students was to write a diary about animals around them; the next day the teacher said in the class: Xiao Qiang, your diary "Good Looking Little Yellow Dog" and Xiaoming's diary "Very Beautiful Little Yellow Dog" In addition to the title is different, the content is the same, saying: Who of you copied whom? Xiao Qiang said: The teacher is not, we are writing about the same dog. The teacher said: The same dog, well, well said, how can one of you live in the east of the city and one live in the west of the city be the same; Xiao Qiang said: Ah, it must be that dog likes to play, so it always runs around; Xiaoming said: Right, right, it must be like this; teacher: ...
Once the three-year-old Ding asked his father: Is there really anyone in the world who can't die? Dad said, O son, this world
No one on the top will not die, just like plants, they will also die; Xiao Ding immediately shook his head and said: Impossible, you lied to me; Dad said: Then you say, who can never die; Xiao Ding said with full confidence: Grandma; Dad thought that this was Xiao Ding's love for Grandma, and immediately smiled and closed his mouth, and then said: You are right; Xiao Ding shook his head and said: This is not what I said, it is Mother's; Dad said: It is impossible, the relationship between Mother and Grandma is not very good; Xiao Ding said: Mother often says Grandma when you are not there." Old don't die."
In a midterm exam, the son tested very poorly, and when the father read the paper and saw the judgment questions, he saw the child all
The ministry chose "right", and immediately became very angry, saying: How do you choose all the right ones, can you think about it and use your brain? The son said with a straight face: "Hmm, look here, it says that the wrong answer deducts points; Daddy...