It's easy to give up, but it must be cool to stick around!
What kind of horse must this be?? yes
When the auxiliary can take five kills, what reason is there not to play with crows
Tell you a secret: don't believe you try
Featured funny graphics: This is what a friend told me: a soccer player took his wife and team members on an outing, and the child who had just turned a full moon during the meal accidentally fell from his mother's arms, and just when it was a thousand shots, the goalkeeper caught it. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then the goalkeeper opened a big foot...
Selected funny picture text: Today to go to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, to buy a pack of good days, actually more expensive than the outside of a piece, I think a piece of expensive are thirteen, it is better to add two pieces to buy a bag of peonies, think about it, add two pieces to buy a pack of peonies, then add another piece to buy Baoliqun, I am like the person who is poor that one dollar, suddenly see Yuxi, add 7 yuan can have, 7 yuan can do, not as good as Yuxi more real, this time let me see the Yellow Crane Tower Yayun, for a long time did not smoke at home, this is not bad, not more than Yuxi three dollars, good smoking and noodles, Very good, is planning to take down, suddenly want to more than 20 pieces of the Yellow Crane Tower is no problem is still 20 yuan, it is better to pack China, only once a year to smoke, the boss, to pack hard bar, the boss with a Chinese smile Mimi handed me, as if this street I am the brightest boy, open WeChat ready to pay, drops, insufficient balance, mother, open a look, Nyima only left 5 yuan more, weak asked what smoke there is 5 pieces, when I take the diamond to leave, I can never forget the boss's eyes, and that sentence, this forced [nosebleed]
Selected funny pictures: The lesbian table in high school had a bad stomach and was not accustomed to eating in the canteen, causing her to become thinner and smaller, which looked painful. I always regarded her as a sister, and it happened that I was going to go to school, so I decided to bring her food, and every day at noon I changed the pattern to make her some delicious food, carving sausages into the shape of octopus, carving carrots into small flowers, and she ate them every time. Looking at her gradually rosy face, I found that I not only had brother and sister feelings for her, but also had some inexplicable feelings for her. That day I wrote a math problem with ketchup on a tofu slice, and the answer was 520, and I thought that she would be able to solve it when math was always the first. But she ate the piece of tofu in one bite, and I didn't have the courage to confess a second time, comforting myself that maybe this was the fate of the fate! So he silently brought her three years of food. On graduation day, I brought her food for the last time, and after she finished eating, she wrote a formula in the palm of my hand, "519 +1", the same confession routine, I looked at her but lost the original throbbing, and said to her: I'm sorry, I still want to see you as a sister. She suddenly grabbed the lunch box and began to hit me on the head, saying while smashing: Mother, you fed me to 200 pounds in three years, and now you don't want it?! It turned around, and everyone was happy.
The new SWAT outfit thought it was a backpack, but it was
It's really not easy for a small man to play a ball!!!
Soul runner
Of the 100,000 knives confiscated by U.S. police, each knife has harmed a single person
Do you remember him? The little brother who came out of the Chinese painting? @Teacher Pi
This is what Ultraman is
Featured funny graphics: I don't know if it scared my nephew.?? My rural yard is not small. At night I came out of the toilet, my nephew came out of the house, he stood on the steps to look at me, and I stood there and didn't move. "Just came out of the house and didn't adapt to the dark weather." After watching it for a few seconds, I called out to my uncle, and I didn't respond. And he hurried into the house, and I knew he was going to turn on the lights, and all of a sudden I was in the bathroom. ????? When I came out and went into the house, my nephew asked me if it was you at the door of the toilet just now, wearing a white dress. I said no, I didn't go to the toilet.??
Featured funny graphic: Female A: "You and your boyfriend have been in love for so long, how does he treat you?" Female B: "I can't say for sure. Female A: "How can I say it?" Female B: "As soon as he drank, he said he loved me like crazy." Dad said it was drunken vomiting, and Mom said it was after drinking. ”
Featured funny graphics: A female colleague got drunk at a unit dinner, and I had to drive her home. For fear of misunderstanding, he did not tell his girlfriend about it. The next morning, I drove my girlfriend to work, and suddenly found that there was a woman's shoe at her feet, so I took advantage of the moment my girlfriend looked out the window, quickly picked up the shoe and threw it out of the window, which was a relief. When they got to the girlfriend's unit, the girlfriend shouted, "Huh? My other shoe