The curtain has been drawn on the 2016 college entrance examination.
If the annual college entrance examination is a big thing, then the evaluation of the composition after the college entrance examination is a carnival of words: there is no lack of rational comments and calm observation, and there is no shortage of laughter and anger from netizens; what's more, every year, there are people who open up with college entrance examination essay questions, simulating candidates to write a strange article, so that you can't distinguish between true and false...
Without further ado, Xiaobian sorted out the comments of some paragraph players, and took everyone back to the college entrance examination questions that were "full of slots" in recent years in a spit manner.
2015 New Curriculum Standard National Volume: "A Letter to a Father Who Violates Traffic Rules"
@Jack Bobby: Dad, please buy a car first.
@Uncle Chunliang: Dad never received it because it was EMS.
Dad: Come here, and I promise not to kill you
2015 Shandong Roll: Loofah vine and meat bean whiskers
@Long Zizhen: I have seen loofah vine, do you know what a meat bean whisker is? This is undoubtedly the title of an essay on a rural encirclement of the city.
@Shahe Fan: You countrymen really can play.
Meat Bean Whiskers De Heart Voice: Blame Me (Smile Smile)
2014 Shandong Volume: What Do You See Through the Window.
@Winter chasing summer rush pp: On the first day, the Chinese exam was almost over, a student scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, fidgeted, suddenly stood up and pushed open the window, leaned out of his head...! The invigilator is shocked, classmates you and so on, the college entrance examination is not the only way out of life! The classmate calmly returned to his seat and said: Teacher, I am writing an essay.
Invigilator: This classmate, your answer time is up, let me get out of the window~
More high-talented netizens strung the title of the essay into Xi Murongfeng's love poem.
@Ono Girl Learns to Spit: Buddha told me to build a big tree, honestly waiting on the side of the road you must pass. Tourists perceive nature under trees, and couples argue about the color of butterflies. Five hundred years of loneliness, I only rely on the love that goes deep into the soul, and willful attachment. Countless times I silently said "I can do it", but finally waited until you ignored it. In a short and eternal time, you, never see the complete me, I, after all, is a spectator.
After reading these magical essay topics, did it evoke your college entrance examination memories? What are your thoughts on the topic of this year's college entrance examination essay? Come and go, leave a word for the editor, and write out what you want to say and share it